I gotta be honest with ya, for the last five years I've

can we just have a "thank god I didn't come out retarded" thread

how fat are you

>>7356220
To bad they fortify bread.
Otherwise you'd be dead by now.

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Graduate to gammon steak? It's basically big ham, and you can start to add simple sides to it gradually.

>>7356220
My wife's son will only eat ham and cheese sandwiches too :/

Move aside! Gammón ibérico masterrace coming through!

>>7356256
HAHAHA XD
EPIC MEME BRO

>>7356256
We all know the cuckold meme is all over 4chan, I don't know why you'd continue saying something that won't get you any actual replies as if they're flabbergasted
start calling him your step-son and see how that works

I buy cooked BBQ chickens from the supermarket and make sandwiches with it. I add avocado, mayo, cheese, tomato. They're pretty good to take to work and stuff.

>>7356264
>gammón
kek'd

>>7356272
I usually just assume they're referring to a family member or a friend of some sort when they say that instead of their stepson.

>>7356358
Well that's silly, because when you call somebody your "step dad" or something, It means it's the dude that's fucking your mom.

>>7356220
Is there B1 in ham or cheese? If not, enjoy dementia and spasticity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome

>>7356358
>be married to a woman
>she has a kid from previous relationship
"your wife's kid"

I don't understand where there is any confusion

>>7356220
Well, if you're not bait and you have a genuine eating disorder, you should start by describing why you only eat ham and cheese. What about it is good?

The first step I'd do is eat ham and cheese with different kinds of cheeses, then different kinds of bread, and then start eating sandwiches with different kinds of meats like turkey, roast beef, chicken, bologna, etc.

First step would be to open yourself to different kind of sandwiches, then you can start eating more varied foods.

you could stop being a pussy and force yourself to eat new things until you start to like them

Step up your pork and dairy game OP:

Peperoni pizza
Ham and Cheese Quiche
Ham & Cheese Omelette
Spaghetti Carbonara
Bacon and Eggs (with fried mushrooms, tomato, buttered toast)
Pork Steak/Chop/Medallion and Fries (with apple sauce)

eat dicks

>>7359327
I gotta be honest with ya, for the last five years I've eaten nothing but dicks.

Dicks galore in various forms. what are some things I can eat that are similar to begin to eat more genitals?

>>7356220

You need to calculate how much ham and cheese sandwiches you've eaten in the past 5 years, then load that number of sandwiches in a delivery truck and then open it and let them fall on your driveway while you tear up.