eggs with hats from the French:
oeufs avec des chapeaux
Yes that is what a toad in the hole is, but gods jesters have to be special snowflakes and take names for things that have long existed before their shithole colony was ever founded and swap them around arbitrarily with other things that have had names from long before their colony was founded.
I love this fallacy. Get proven wrong and then use hyperbole to make it out like the other side are getting worked up over the silliest thing.
Run while you can still salvage your life.
Escape this awful place while you still have the chance.
You don't understand. English cuisine is rubbish, so the shit n' batter is a delicacy that's worth defending.