/ck/

>>7353497
It's really just a bunch of insecure assholes who act pretentious on a Indonesian fish massage imageboard in order to feel better about their shitty reddit /mfa/ core lives.

/ck/ is the worst board in terms of poster quality

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>>7353497

male here a bit older than that

I like to post on this Thai Bicycle Club image board to forget the pain of being a man.

>>7353515

speak for yourself fucktard

oh wait you did hahaha

25/yo male here.

>>7353515
Clearly you've never been to any other board on 4chan then.

>>7353545
Good one, anon

It's almost like you're 13

>hahaha

24 yo female here

>>7353497
I thought it was mostly people in their 20s and early 30s, more women than most boards but I don't think they'd make up a majority.

Male, 19

We have hoards of femanons on /ck/, more than most boards

Not that any of them are bringing up the shocking poster quality

>>7353566

h-h-hi

but seriously this board is just fast food shills, Jack/Joe/reviewbrah threads, and shitposts

Almost like there is only one janitor for this board and he only comes on for an hour a day if even that much.

>>7353615

Oh also I'm 24

I imagine most of the people on this board are in their early to late 20s as opposed to 30s

Early-late 20's

Male

19F here

I first came here to start a skype group with people who wants to share recipes and cooking tips but the first person I added was nice at first but after a while said pervy things and was rude. Now I rarely post

>>7353641
You an innie or an outie?

>>7353641
are you one of the posters who seasons with cum regularly

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>>7353641
get off 4chan then, you baby... And by baby I mean in a derogatory way, not in an enduring way.

im 26

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>>7353643
Aw 4chan you havent changed

>>7353641
Calling high bullshit because no 19F does this

20F here
Cooking a lot more these days so I come here to improve my amateur skills, mostly lurk rarely post.

>>7353665

get out of here you rancid fucking swine she-beast

>>7353497
Fuck off marketing scum/racial bigot.

>>7353497

Just turned 27, white male alcoholic, opiate dependent chef. Will be working in my home country with Albert Roux soon so it's all good

27f
Mostly lurker that looks at pretty pictures and cooks 6 nights a week

If there's really females here at least they aren't attention whores which is nice

But as tradition goes Tits or Gtfo you dumb cunts.

33 year old male here, always liked cooking and love seeing what u slobs on here cobble together. and i like the alcoholism threads cause im a former booze maniac. good to see the manly men on here taking up cookery.

54 F

I like the community

>>7353702
damn right you do you filthy cougar

>>7353702

pics of butthole pls

>>7353702
pls show those big saggy granma tits

>>7353716
I'm in shape thank you very much

>>7353716

damn I thought I was the oldest at 58
male

>>7353719
even better

>>7353497
23 female. honestly been here since I was 16, it was the first 4chan board I ever went on.

>>7353719
Even better desu i like my milfs in shape.

The high number of females is apparent when it comes to discussions like feminism. There's always loads of posters (clearly women) defending it. Also, I suspect the women are the reason this board is so easy to troll.

It seems as though /ck/ I'd pretty evenly split among m/f posters. Maybe a slight lean towards more male posters.

I'm 23/M and frequented /ck/ since I was 19.

>>7353747
Also explains why there's so many vegans here. I always assumed to be hipster fagboys but women makes more sense.

>>7353769
And the people who post about detoxing/cleansing your body of toxins. They must be women too

23/m/white just started trying to cook recently. Off and on 4chan since 2007

I think a couple of you lost your way. Allow me to assist.

>>>/r9k/

>>7353782
Back to rebbit with you stupid twat

47, male. Home cook and part time food writer (a few things published). Also have very small involvement in the wine business.

>>7353782
>roasties getting butthurt

18 m just looking for some copl cooking things, shitposts, and food porn.

>>7353786
>reddit boogeyman
>>7353795
>roasties

Yep. Looks like I was right. Next on the insult list: Stacey and/or normie.

>>7353805
You are a roastie, and you belong on reddit. 4chan isn't for cunts like you

>>7353773
Yeah it's mostly dumb women falling for that pseudoscience bullshit.

>>7353773
Nah, I've met plenty of silly office/factory white guys who are all into that shit. Still play pokemon or magic the gathering and the like. All chubby guys who never exercise. Pretty cringe inducing at times when they try to flirt.
>25 year old man with Pikachu hat
>"Oh, your the girl with the eyes"
>respond reflexively with "who are these girls without eyes? The poor things."

Those kind of guys and single men in their mid thirties to forties are the type to talk about cleansing in the manufacturing plant I work at.

24 year old welding student dudebro here

>>7353773
and faggots that dont post in McDonalds threads. Gotta be wiminz

20 year old meme culinary school student here

>>7353815
>the manufacturing plant I work at
get used to it, these men are your future

>>7353805
Literally no one cares about your opinions stupid cunt

Tits or gtfo

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>>7353833
nah, a sensitive tall handsome doctor will come along and sweep her off her feet :^)

Someone who posts in the fast food threads, please reply. I want to understand why you come here to talk about fast food, when /b/ is a much better place. Don't you think you're shitting up our board?

Do any of the people who post in fast food threads ever cook or do they only come here to discuss fast food?

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>>7353497
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>>7353810
Stay on your containment board

>>7353843
Literally no one cares about your opinions stupid virgin

Why haven't you two killed yourselves yet? Isn't suicide an /r9k/ tradition?

>>7353853
Is fast food not food you stupid patrician faggot. I don't post on those threads but stop being such a nigger and go back to /r/food or whatever shithole you came out off

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>yes...the dumb goyim freely market themselves...and I get ALL the shekels!!!!!!!!

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>>7353831
>he fell for the culinary school meme

>>7353869
I don't go on /b/, you fat legbeard. I'm saying /b/ is better for discussing fast food. You're just angry because the only guys who want you are losers.

>>7353869
>implying

I bet you're a fat unloved hamplanet with ankle scratching roasties that's why you're so butthurt.

>>7353878
im rich anyway, just expanding my love of food and cooking :)

>>7353887
I guess no matter how much money you have you can never cure retarted

>>7353870
>>7353869
It certainly is retardy in here.

>>7353833
I'm working here 4 days a week as the lead trainer while getting my geology degree. No debt. We make steam controllers. It's pretty neat.

>>7353898
culinary school is the best qualification you can get unless you get into the kitchen of a very good chef

52m here. 25+ years of line cooking experience.
yes its too bad we cannot have a proper discussion about food without the trolls

>>7353902
Yea i know please remove self.

>>7353922
>its too bad we cannot have a proper discussion about food without the trolls

You do know were you are right?

>>7353882
My legs are neither fat nor hairy.

>>7353886
No, but you're welcome to tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better. Your bitterness is amusing.

28m alcoholic neet, lurk and post cookalongs sometimes because producing meals is the only thing I achieve most days.

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>>7353941

I watch DDD when I come off the booze and drugs, he soothes me, cold Turkey and guy makes it all good

23M
Sometimes come here to lurk and rarely post. When I post, I post OC cooking though.

>tfw no mommy gf

21/m

I've always wanted to date a 50+ woman who likes to cook and drink wine with me. :(

23f. Been here for years but rarely post. I do most of my shitposting on /g/.

Tbh, this board has the least amount of shitposting.

18f here
lurk mostly, occasionally post. i like to look for recipes and new things to try for when i cook my meals for the week.

25/m
I cook at home 8 days a week.

>>7353553
>It's almost like you're 13

You do know were you are right?

>>7353939
Doing God's work my friend. Never stop.

>>7353939
get a job as a cook, you literally have 2/3 things needed

>>7353497
32

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28/m

I love drinking whatever hooch is at hand and cooking. Sauces, desserts, soups, roasts, stir fry, sushi, mixing cocktails, making wine, etc.; I have no preference in what I do in the kitchen. I find it all to be fun, and I love learning something new.

Early 20s M here, I came for cheap meals and alkie threads, stayed for the memes

43 male molto male

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>>7353887
I wish I was rich. People that say money doesn't make you happy are idiots.

29F.

22 F
Learning how to make balanced meals so I stop looking like a sickly homeless person.

20 year old female. Guarantee I've been here longer than any of you.

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>>7354739
So I was getting into arguments with you when you were 10 years old?

Great.

>>7353910
Patricio?

>>7353497
I'd say that the demographics reflect those of the rest of 4chins, so a bunch of 18-25 years old males. But yes, there's a bunch of older alchohols in here and a lot of femanons.
Meh

>>7353702
a 54 years old woman :3
I find it very cute to imagine a full grown woman, with kids very likely to be grown ups, just lurking this shitposting.

I'm a male in my early 30s. I seriously doubt the majority of /ck/ posters are not younger 30, but I'm a wizard so what do I know about maturity?

23m

I'm pretty sure /ck/ has one of the higher % of women on 4chan.

>>7354739
I think I've seen your belly button!

I'm a 22 yo male.

I come here because this board is probably the comfiest in 4chan. Just besides /trv/. And I also like to, sometimes, cook.

22m
Just here for memes and alchohol

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>>7355358

24f

>>7354739
>been lurking in this shithole for an actual decade
I'm gonna need proof, ma'am.

>>7353497
21 year old male

I feel like most people on 4chan in general are dudes in their 20s

>>7354739
Kek, same. I'm gonna be 22 next month and I've been here for 9 years.

>>7353724
Now I'm imagining some guy, with pictures of his kids with their own families on the desk, he has mostly gray hair and has to wear reading glasses, as he stares at his computer laughing at ja/ck/ posting.

31 m I cant believe all these 20 somethings know more than me about cooking but I am pretty dumb.

>>7353702
Cool. You should provide more OC. Most of the OC I see here seems to come from the early 20s crowd.

>>7353719
Um. You're obviously a kid looking for attention, because anybody who knows anything about post-50s physiognomy understands that breasts are simply going to start sagging. That's what gravity does to women, and it's worse if you've ever borne children.

F29

>>7354050
>that one autistic kid who always uses the word hooch
>gets angry when people claim it isn't a common word anymore

24 male familia

26yo m been on this board since about 2008

It's like 50% stay at home moms and liberals who dont know about 4chan.

>>7353817
Hi Matt

>>7355489
tell me about 4chan, senpai.

24/f cook every day, lurk every other

>>7355427
>Sparkling Moon Wine

18 F
this isn't my main board but I come lurk here every so often. The bread and tea threads are ok.

>>7353497
24 year old male here
/ck/ is mostly trash with the occasional gem of a thread, but what else could you expect from a Caribbean suspension bridge engineering forum

24 year old white dude as well

been cooking since I was 19, it's a hobby now. Going to a community college to (probably) be a plebby code jockey, just need enough money to live comfortably while cooking and writing in my free time

I'm a 22 year old male.

I feel like I'm responsible for most of what the more responsible posters would call 'shitposting'

>>7353497
>What are the demographics of /ck/? I always imagined it as mostly men in their early to mid 30s
M/31 here woah

25 white male

>>7355555
>25 white male
the quintessential /ck/ poster

28/m

>>7353515
>fish massage

you can tell who's actually old because they use / marks like they're in an aol chat

single white male

middle aged foster dad

>>7353941
This poll is biased towards men who take polls and women.

strong independant black woman trapped inside a white man's body!

>>7355603
atlanta's rising chef of the year 2016 ~ Zagat

23 yo f here, been lurking since '08

20 female here, american

>>7355410
not my breasts

25 next week. Actually very new to /ck/ even though I've been on 4chan for over a decade.
Also only been cooking for about a year. I won't like, /ck/ hasn't been very helpful.

25f, Love the shitposting, and Hope To make it To the cook contest this year...
ALSO: it would be nice to know from which country everyone is.

>>7355746
>like
lie
And I forgot to say I'm an Australian human male.

18 year old male. Been here on and off since I was 13 or 14. I like cooking but I'm usually too depressed and lazy to cook any real food.

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>>7353515
Anon, I have your new desktop here. Protip, go ahead and right click after enlarging and then click "Set As Desktop Background..."

20 year old person of unknown gender. Mostly lurking, rarely post

>>7355800
Do you have a benis of a bagina?

22 and male
i only lurk except for this

44m
If the m were and f, you'd love me.
Exec chef to boot.
Lurking for 5 years.

>>7353497

18f
Only visit ck and sci. This board is not that bad when you filter all the jack and fast food threads.

>>7353497
80% of /ck/ is college aged white men that need to spice the shit out of everything they eat and sincerely believe BBQ is the best food on the planet.

I'm a 33 yr old male construction worker , I just come here to troll and look at memes.

25/f/usa

Started cooking when I was 15, went through a vegan phase, almost fell for the culinary school meme. Now I just like to get drunk and cook. I like it here.

It'd be interesting to know what countries some of you are from.

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20 M Britbong

Its an abstract feeling that people who shitpost might be 40+.

>>7353773
Or /fit/ assholes. For years we were pestered with how to improve the flavor of steamed chicken breasts.

20/f

Been here for a few years. The only regular board i've been consistently posting in besides /b/.

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>>7356428
35 male fag, cook for fun, binge alcoholic pretty much.
/tv/ is technically home board.

>>7356395
Australia honey

23/m
I work in the industry, though mostly FOH.
Other boards are /x/ and /mu/

>>7353898
>retarted
clearly.

21 yo black male student from the UK. I just like to cook for fun and for cheap.

37
female
homemaker

27 M USA

Been funposting for over a decade and spend most of my time here and on /g/

31/m i get drunk and make cookalongs and play with kittys

23/m
I just like the community, one of the more mature boards I think, here and /tg/

>>7353647

>enduring

21 yo US white male / i don't know how to cook i just come here to lurk in the alcohol threads for recommendations and sometimes i insult people on their taste

>>7353669
/ck/ is a secret club, NO GIRLS ALLOWED

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>>7353515
>/ck/ is the worst board in terms of poster quality

/ck/ isn't even in the worst 5 on this site.

26, male, American

I lurk 4chan during work (my job pays well but is extremely slow and boring), I just look at pictures on /ck/ and daydream of food until lunchtime hits.

21 M here
I really think /ck/ needs a sticky.

>>7353497
female 25
I try to post cute foods whenever I can

M 27 here

I only post what I cook about 2-3 times a year as my presentation of food is always shit anyway and I'm lazy and cook mostly the same stuff over and over

34, male. I never post so it doesn't matter anyway.

18F. I like the anger

lol at the number of people being banned itt

18m
I like shitposting in cookalongs and dank memes
I also browse /pol/

>>7357032
But you lurk so it matters to the marketing dept. collecting data on their target audience in this thread.

42
Male (no kids)
Fitness fanatic with a passion for espresso.

>>7356478
Hi!

>>7358070
>42
>no kids

Get off /ck/, find a smart woman and propagate your DNA you bloody fool

22 F

I mostly lurk

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>autosage