ITT: Superbowl Breakfast

>>7353213
Too many calories.

>>7353213
Only good if you dipped the tots in the yolks and smothered everything in ketchup.

File: 20160205_211903.jpg (3MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5312x2988px

>>7353221
Hearty breakfast for big game

>>7353231
No ketchup, just pepper gravy

>>7353213
>potato logs

>>7353316
Nice, cum does make everything taste better. Never thought about adding some pepper to it going to give it a try.

File: 20160205_212208.jpg (3MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5312x2988px

Close up egg action

>>7353213

Eggs look great, would destroy /10

needs some bacon, sausages, pancakes and maple syrup all over

>>7353213
>Breakfast
I just had dinner, nigger. Can't wait for the pony to be ripped apart.

>>7353221
Not everybody is calorie counting fat ass

File: 20160207_113451-1.jpg (2MB, 1973x2534px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1973x2534px

This morning I had oven fries with sausage gravy on top (I called it redneck poutine), an egg, and fresh tomatoes. Filling but not as much of a glorious fucking monstrosity of calories and grease as OP's.

>>7353475
>he thinks counting calories is for fatties

>>7353498
> he doesn't know what potato logs are
> he thinks they're called tots
> like eating fucking children
Nigga they're shaped like logs, not kids

>>7353539
> he thinks wikishit is a real resource
Have fun eating your potato children you sick fuck

File: palm.jpg (2KB, 136x91px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 136x91px

>>7353539
>cites an open source website, with information editable by an one as credible.
Oh dear anon, just oh dear.

>>7353213

>football fags confirming that they are 400 pound manchildren

>>7353640
Faggots this stupid, they name a log-shaped potato object after children so they can pretend they're eating tots. Bunch of pedophiles if you ask me.

>>7353316
HHNNNNNNNNNNGG I touched myself when I looked at this.

>>7353337
>cum looks like runny paint

Drink more water.

>>7353316
you're not playing in the game you fat pleb.

>>7353739
>he doesn't shoot thick ass loads

>>7353779
>ever long long potato logs

potato croquettes

>>7353213
Santa, you should be hibernating rn.

Tots need ketchup and eggs need hot sauce

>potato logs
Sounds like you bought the store brand

>>7353779
>potato batons

>>7354441
>mashed potatoes

>>7354445
>salt and pepper not good enough for childish tastes
>anon needs chocolate milk

>>7354459
Your implications are amusing and telling.

File: fuckignmorons.jpg (183KB, 1600x1125px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1600x1125px

>>7353213
this is what a potato log looks like, faggot

>>7354497

Those are wedges/jojos dummy

>>7354497
Those are definitely wedges m8

>>7353331
this. whats the flyover state of the midwest?

>brain damaged foodNEETs of /ck/ don't even know they're called tater tots

>>7356265
why you so mad?

File: Screenshot-8.png (58KB, 180x362px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 180x362px

>>7353213
oh jeez
>four eggs...
you better be playing in the superbowl

>>7359607
damn right OP is

>>7353231
mustard is best condiment for any fried potatoes

>>7353748
he's playing in the game alright... probably got a big world of warcraft raid tonight with a bunch of other fat slobs and he can't afford to leave his peecee to grab more mountain dew and cheetos to fill his fat fucking face, the fatass faggot gaymer fuckwad.

>>7357756
because they are called tater tots

>>7353501
>>7353552
>>7353583
>>7353671
>>7354438
I had no idea /ck/ was this fucking retarded. Wow.

File: 54749160-1.jpg (55KB, 265x256px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 265x256px

>>7360679
>this new

>>7353213
>he eats a whole mess of potato croquettes with his breakfast
Amerifats are mental