You invite Darth Vader for lunch, what do you serve?

>>7351699
black pudding

A big bag of dicks.

>>7351699
molten lava cake

Foie Gras

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>>7351699
superheated plasma

Bantha poodoo

flip carbonara, it is the only way to defeat him.

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

how is gonna eat it, though? pretty sure he'd die if he took off his helmet.

only option might soup served with a straw.

Penne arrabiata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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>>7351718

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>>7351699
hope he chokes on it

>>7351699
Ramen, so I can serve it with chopsticks and give him an opening for a "use the forks" joke.

>>7351699
Deathsticks

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Just a plate of raw ghost chilis because that man's a ghost now, and the extreme hotness may remind him of how he came to be who he is.

>>7351699
Vita-Paste.

Then I run like Hell.

>>7351699
Fruit with utensils.

>>7351699
Darth Vader if a fictional character. He does not exist.

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>>7351699
I would make him a nice SANDwich.

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>>7352519

Wookie meat, provided it isn't Chewie.

Flame broiled burger with hand shaped potatoes.

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>>7351699

I serve the Emperor in all things.