This happened last night. Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
>pretty much live in my my mommy's (and her partner's) basement
>there's a spare room upstairs but it's cramped and full of ***
>get a pizza delivery every two days or so
>include the same delivery instructions EVERY TIME
>"Knock on the basement window. Pass the pizza inside. Don't look at me."
>guy usually does as he's told
>hear rustling outside
>hear two voices, some giggling
>seems he's brought a friend with him or some ***
>hear a knock on the window
>reach up to open it
>his friend is lying down right by the window and hands me the pizza
>dirty-blonde curly haired surfer type
>"yo dude what's up!"
>he seems high or drunk or something
>slam the window closed and lie down out of sight
>hear the doorbell upstairs but mommy and her bf are out bowling
>finally hear them drive away
>found they left the pizza box by the window outside
>tfw I reheated and ate half before feeling ill
Can I sue the pizza delivery guy for *** up the order? What's the *** POINT of having a delivery instructions option if they're not going to pay attention to them?
>Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
No for two reasons:
1. You are a meme loving faggot.
2. You have no idea how the legal system let alone real life works.
lel why so edgy, you 16 year old kid.
ordering pizza and asking for pricise instructions is hardly an excuse to kill somebody, retard. here you go, you got me to reply to your edgy stupid bait.
Wanting to sue someone over pizza is the scummiest thing. People who sue people over shit like that should do the world a favour and kill themselves. How is that edgy? I'm sure you're the 16 year old, using buzzwords that you have no idea what they mean.
me too but i have the good sense to know that telling people to kill themselves on the food and cooking board is in poor taste. Doesn't matter anyways, this is a troll thread. I just like koalas
It's just a fun distraction. Watching hockey with my laptop next to me. Nothing wrong with that. I work and pay taxes and don't live off of tax dollars like most of you. I'm perfectly fine.
bc life literally does not get any better anon. i have only been coming here daily for like 8 years but like it's really a good way of measuring up how shit ur life is/has been
and i don't even post
>mfw there are people who sit around thinking this kind of shit up then post it and sit there giggling to themselves for an hour over it
I can believe that OP is real. OP, theres already school, post office, camping grounds, uni campus and movie theater mass shooting. Be the first to shoot up a Pizza Hut. Do it OP. For the Italians.
You have a lot of angry energy right now.
If you decide to sue, it'll cost a lot and you'll definitely lose - then that angry energy will be converted into sadness and self loathing.
The best thing to do, as it's still fresh in your mind is to order another pizza and find a way to scare the shit out of the pizza guy (keep it legal)