What's your favorite breakfast, /ck/?
Pic related, scrambled egg sandwhich with american cheese on rye
>King of Breakfasts reporting in
Nothing beats this
I went to this place and they had crabcakes egg benedict. Instead of canadian bacon, they used crabcakes.
Looks okay. I don't understand American rye bread through. Rye bread should look like this.
Eggs benedict is made from buttered and lightly toasted English muffins, Canadian-style bacon, and poached eggs, topped with a generous amount of hollandaise sauce.
Its jewish rye, which is almost always white bread
Gym day breakfast.
Don't you think steak and eggs are a perfect match?
Breakfast should contain a large amount of protein and some slow-digesting carbs. I like to eat a can of salmon and oats prepared with water or milk depending on if I'm trying to gain some weight
If you're not eating museli, yogurt, or combining them to form a parfait, then you're fucking up.
An acceptable amount of calories.
Pic related. I'd spread butter or gentleman's relish on the toast though. Yes ha ha it sounds like a euphemism for jizz.
>it sounds like a euphemism for jizz.
it is a euphemism for jizz.
>An acceptable amount of calories.
my favorite breakfast sandwich is a biscuit with over easy egg, cheddar, sauteed onion, hot sauce, mayo and a side salad. it barely puts a dent in my total daily caloric need.
looks and sounds awful but i bet it was pretty good
A bagel sandwich with potatoes, bacon, egg with tabasco, black coffee w/cane sugar.
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>using etymology to cover your offensive lack of civility
Everyone who is not autistic understands breakfast to be the morning meal. If you cant get out of bed until 3pm at least be decent enough to slot into ordinary peoples schedule and eat actual dinner not breakfast.
A cup of coffee, a thermos of tea, a protein bar, a handful of nuts, and Ritalin
A cup or two of tea
1-3 waffles (depending on the size)
A bit of oatmeal with milk
Also some yogurt or some nuts if I have them.
However I've been eating a lot of cereal, oatmeal, or cream of wheat lately.
I don't know if I have an absolute favorite, but huevos rancheros is up there. I made it today with salsa verde and some homemade refried black beans.
what do you think, /ck/?
Banana fritters with honey and powder sugar on top of it.
Cereal mainly: try to keep it low added sugar such as cornflakes or cheerios, but I do sometimes treat myself to tropical Granola or Swiss style muesli maybe. I generally alter that with days that I have oats with cinnamon, blueberry and crushed almonds.
an Apple or banana too
Egg on toast very occasionally
but always washed down with instant coffee with a splash of milk
get altitude sickness just looking at this
Not most nutritious, not day-to-day, but my hands down fav is B & G and scrammers w/ cheese. Dash of Tabasco. Piping hot black coffee.
If I could have any breakfast I wanted I'd probably go for an omelette with sharp cheddar cheese, bacon, sausages, homemade bread toast, grits, livermush, fried mushrooms, and fried potatoes.
Egg sandwich on wheat, buttered and toasted on a cast iron until the sharp cheddar melts and the bread gets a nice, deep crispy brown. Plenty of salt and pepper.
Coupled with a vanilla protein shake with cinnamon, cardamom, and frozen bananas.
keep it nice and simple.
soy sauce on eggs missing on picture
Pretty straight forward, but more hashbrowns than this and some ketchup on the side. Also I like to put some onions or diced tomatoes and cheese.
Cheese or cheese+tomato omelette, shredded hash golden brown, good bread with butter and orange marmalade if it fits, Orange juice of course. I don't eat any meat besides chicken, turkey, fish, and prolly would try various seafood but that's it.
it's just slang, no one says it but if they do it'll stay within the family, I recently found out 'scran' means food, lads at work say "time for scran" and know it's an inside joke because no one knows what the fuck they mean... the ball keeps rolling and people keeping making new words just for the fun of it
i like refried beans, that's why i wanna try fried beans...
maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
A lot of what's written below you may actually recognise because of globalisation and 4chan being a large a community it is, but a lot of what is mentioned is completely anew to those who have no foreign friends or visit such shit posting forums like this.
>twat (some lasses gash, axe wound, cunt etc.)
>bellend (top of your dick, an insult... "what are you doing you fucking bellend?!")
Hope you learnt something anon
Bacon cheddar ranch hashbrown casserole
>quarter pound chopped, cooked bacon
>bag of frozen hashbrowns
>16oz sour cream
>packet of ranch seasoning
>2 bags of cheddar cheese
Mix everything except 1/4 of cheese and put in a baking dish. Bake at 375°F for 1 hour
Eggs Benedict, but sometimes I like too use smoked salmon and instead of an English muffin, I chop up some greens (usually spinach, spring onion and dill) and fry them into a small frittata/fritter-type thing with half an egg.
creamed chipped beef over homefries with onion. usually i throw jam on the toast they give me on the side.
i could eat it for every meal for the rest of my life.
great hangover food too.
This gave me a powerful craving for huevos rancheros, and reminded me that I've been meaning to try making my own tortillas. Didn't have the fixings for any sort of salsa on hand, so I used the liquid from some leftover chile verde. Made the tortillas too small, but other than that 8/10 bretty gud
It's the easiest shit in the world, anon. Brown up ground sausage in a pot, add flour until all the grease is soaked up, turn heat down then pour in cream and slowly bring to boil.
Season to taste with salt, pepper, sage, etc