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Here you go chef:
>Roast chicken
>Potatoes roasted in duck fat
>Gravy
>Spinach/watercress/rocket salad with red pesto

I am a contented man

microwave popcorn

Buffalo steak in beef tallow with sauteed spinach on the side

Spaghetti bolognese, with turkey mince because reasons.

beans on toast

five and a half slices

d-don't judge me chef

uzbek plov

thick cut bacon and scrambled eggs

rice beans sriracha and cheese. cheap and effective, tastes good.

>>7347528
Pork chop with raspberry chipotle gastrique and brussels and broccoli.

Pork and celery stew with a frothy egg lemon sauce.

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>>7347543
>on /ck/
>this is his dinner

Listen up anon

Go to Aldi or whatever cheap shitty shop is near you and buy a whole chicken. You can get small ones for like 3 euro here.

Go home, smear a little butter on the skin, then put that fucker in the oven at like 180 celcius (20 mins per 1lb/500g, plus 20 mins).

Take it out. If the legs are now really wobbly, it's cooked

Congratulations you sad, malnourished bastard, you cooked your first roast chicken, enjoy. Learn to do some roast potatoes in goose/duck fat (EZPZ), and get some Bisto gravy, and you're fucking golden

Toovar dal khati style, eggplant poriyal, aloo gobi and Basmati rice. Came out pretty good.

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>>7344744

char kway teow

>sliced kielbasa fried brown
>added 4 scrambled eggs
>added some cheddar cheese
>human chow achieved
that was the last thing I ate and it was 24 hours ago

>>7347573
i don't eat dead animals

thanks anyway, faggot

>>7347528

Chorizo seafood pasta

>>7347573
Just because the last dinner I had happened to be beans on toast doesn't mean I can't cook when I feel the inclination, you condescending twit.

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a huge vat of beef stew

could be a lot worse

>>7347872

With mug vodka?

A cheecky beef tagine with cous cous because the shop was out of neck of lamb.

>>7347528
Roasted chicken drums and thighs with some guacamole.

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This shit, I posted it in another thread...
Swedish meatballs on top of white rice and sauteed veggies

>>7347885
Actually spiced rum was the weapon of choice, 151

>>7347528
pocket spaghetti

>>7347528
Home made chicken stock with broccoli.

>>7347528

Poutine. Sons birthday and he gets to pick the meal.

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>>7347593

>>7347528
Lentils with potatoes and sausage.

Red beans and rice, except I can't eat garlic, onions, or cured meats so...

It was good though

hamburger on cheap bread

>>7347912
why did you vomit and shit on a plate and then eat it?

i baked a cake for my moms birthday. devils food with home made chocolate buttercream

>>7347528
Chicken Kiev, with a simple green salad and ciabatta croutons. Fucking ace if I do say so myself.

Stir fried rice

Chicken, brown rice, red pepper, sugar snap peas, red onion, corn, bean sprouts, scrambled egg

I undercooked the egg, but it's still pretty good. Made enough to have dinner for a few days.

Tomato and mozzarella pasta with peppers, artichokes and capers.

>>7347528
Self made fries with groundbeef burger and eggs.

>>7350066
shepherds pie, first time making a savory pie. next time im going to add more filling and add less mash on top.

Tamales and frijoles refritos. No need to build wall, my family has been here legally for 3 generations.

>>7347528
Burritos.
It was an easy weeknight meal. Grilled vegetables, beans, cheese, lettuce, pico de gallo, guacamole, salsa verde. I wish I'd had some meat to add, but didn't have anything in the house at the time.

>>7347528
Chicken pot pie, home made crusts and filling and everything. Turned out really well and delicious

Beef burgundy

Eating some hot browns for brunch right now. Tonight I shall dine on carnitas with charro beans, a chimichurri sauce and fresh corn tortillas.

Pan roasted calves liver and bacon, lyonnaise potatoes, madeira jus, sautéed pak choi, cavolo nero, bottle of merlot. Maximum comfy.

Grouper filets, cucumber salad & a fat quesadilla with montyjack, ya withered git

Beer Mac and Cheese I saw in a Tasty video. Shit was cash. Definitely needs to be seasoned to taste though.

>>7347528
I just ate some fish curry. I had to do something with these nerpy frozen cod cubes, so I marinated them in lemon juice and tikka paste, then used the rest of the tikka paste and garlic, ginger, onion, dried thai chilies, potaters, broccoli, chickpeas and red bell pepper for the curry itself, and finished it with yoghurt. I couldn't get fresh cilantro though. Then, I dry-fried the fish cubes until they started to scorch, and loaded all that stuff on top of some steamed rice.

Hachis Parmentier
I didnt fucking add cream/milk to the potatoes, and that was dry as shit, but it was still fucfking delicious/10

seafood Jambalaya

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>>7347528

BBQ pulled pork tacos with jalapeno slaw.

>>7347528
I made some onigiri
It came out okay
I used smoked salmon and green onions because I didn't have anything else
I also used some pickled peppers, but I can't see myself eating too much of those

Sichuan chicken. I fucked up and let my pan get too hot and burned all my aromatics. I also used too much soy sauce.

>>7347528
IT WAS YOUR RECIPE, CHEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke_xYIhYPTw

>>7351008
that show is about as overrated as it gets

>>7351041
>not liking whacky, drug & sex show #1379348

GREEK-STYLED SHERPHERD'S PIE

GROUND GOAT, USED YOGURT IN THE MASHED POTATOES CHEF

USED MUSHROOMS, ZUCCHINI, AND OLIVES

WAS PRETTY GOOD, CHEF

>>7351034
>Pork chops
>DONE

Homemade flax bread with homemade mayonnaise and smoked cod liver.
Fried eggs in some chicken fat I rendered when making crispy skins for the soup I'm having tonight.
Baby spinach and tomato salad with homemade tahini and red wine vinaigrette.

It was shit.

>>7347528
Split pea soup
Mashed sweat potato
Whole wheat bread
Sauteed Ground Ivy and Chard
was breddy gud

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>pita warmed in oven for 10 min
>olive oil
>sliced (de-seeded) organic tomatoes
>dash of salt
>feta
>more olive oil

r8/h8 m8

Just made a turkey and swiss sandwich on rye

Pretty good if I say so myself, probably should've put a little avocado on it though

walmart brand spaghetti with walmart brand shredded cheese and walmart brand pasta sauce

>>7347528
Fragrant duck with green onion chinese pancakes and plum sauce.

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>>7347912

Look everyone, he's using a paper plate! He's poor! Let's all laugh

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I had some frozen perogies I made fresh awhile back but I should've frozen them separately before throwing them in the same bag because when I put them in boiling water some broke apart and ended up as a potato soup.

just an egg sandwich

just cooked some chicken and onion stir fry with lazy bottled sauce over rice

Pork shoulder in the crock pot (not calling it carnitas because it wasn't cooked traditionally)
Pinto beans w/ bacon
rice with cilantro and lime

Made burritos.

Steak topped with prawns and garlic sauce.

>>7347528
Pasta with Salmon, tomato sauce and cream.

>>7347528

Tacos

>>7347528
Rotini in vodka sauce alla sardinia

Chicken fajitas

digiornos 3 meat self rising crust frozen box pizza
cooked @ 400 w/o preheating for 24 minutes

>>7351337
paper plates are for the lazy/handicapped/elderly

they cost more than reusing thrift store dishes, and are thereby unavailable to the poor

:| 1/10 try again

>>7347528
Sausage, peppers, onions served over rice with a garlic and ginger sauce. It was alright.

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>>7347528
Ramen with spinach leaves and egg
Forgive shit quality

>>7347528
chicken breasts with chimichurri sauce and a zucchini/green pepper stir-fry

Asian style steak rice stir fry.

With onion, garlic, carrots, peas, cabbage, zucchini, 2 eggs, and skirt steak. 2 tbsp soy sauce 1 tbsp sesame oil

>>7347528
just now
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cape1sJUEAAxXGh.jpg:large

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>>7347528
Horrible picture but pretty ok. Was a bit of an experiment.

roast turkey with stuffing microwaved meal from stoufers

i added canned cranberry jelly and provalone cheese to it, and stirred it all together

>>7354758
are you a vegan bro?

>>7354758
i dont understand what im seeing

Balsamic mustard chicken thighs, brussel sprouts with bacon and garlic mashed cauliflower

>>7354773
Yes. Just switched over from vegetarian recently. Been pretty close for a while and manned up and just did it. Feels good in my soul.

>>7354783
Brussels sprouts with onion, mushroom, salt and pepper. Used some onion and mushroom to add to my potatoes for moisture. Was ok. Would have just used stock but ran out recently so was making so with convenient options.

Salmon steaks with Greek potatoes, asparagus, and fresh made hollondaise.
There was like 8 of us, it was a lot of work but fuckin delicious

I "cooked" ramen noodles and a frozen pizza.

>>7354812
>manned up

Yeah sure lmao. Keep telling yourself that.

>>7354833
Yeah cause self control and using your mind to develop your own moral compass is only for pussies right?

Hope you enjoy your reply.

>>7354843
*tips fedora*

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Eating it right now. Tried a marinaded chicken breast for the first time. Turned out fucking delicious and it's so tender.

>spaghetti
>tomato sauce w/onions, olives, tuna, button mushrooms, lemon and a fuckton of garlic

curry sambar dhal

My own take on sang choy bow

>chilli, garlic, pork mince, chopped prawns, celery, red capsicum, spring onion cooked in a wok with sesame oil, mushroom soy and chinese 5 spice
>mixed in bean sprouts and fresh coriander after cooking
>serve in a cos lettuce leaf
>top with crushed peanuts and lime juice

Chicken wings
Peanut satay sauce
Back in a race at 200C for like 50 minutes.
Serve with more satay sauce.
Red wine tahini vinaigrette kale and pumpkin and cashew salad.

Tteokboki. Charred fresh rice cake in a smidge of oil in a smoking wok, took them out, tossed in napa cabbage and scallions, let that char a bit, put in some gochu jang, soy sauce, rice vinegar, let it bubble down a bit and mixed in the rice cakes.

>>7347528
Tikka masala

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STAKE

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A CHINESE BUFFET CHEF

>>7347528
bread, fish egg dip, salad, pan-fried chicken breast

>>7347528
A stirfry with udon, beef, bell pepper, green onion, and zucchini.

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Budget food

>>7347528

Slow cooked pork with onion and garlic, covered in a honey basil rub. Accompanied by rice, asparagus, and a gravy from the drippings

>>7347528
last night chef
>S&P ribeye on cast iron
>lemon basil Orzo
>broiled asparagus
>Beer

piss off knob

Chicken breasts

Seared it and finished it off in the oven.

10/10 would do it again

>>7347537
This

>>7347528
Bolognese for my friend and his family. They loved it.

Mushroom stroganoff last night
Easy cheesey pasta bake tonight

>>7351008
Too soon

>>7359211

you could have just butterflied it and done it entirely in the pan..

>>7347528
My dinner for this evening: roast pork and potatoes with homemade sauerkraut.

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This pizza.

Red rice with vienna sausages and gandules.
Just because I'm a poorfag, doesn't mean I have to eat only ramen. Best $5 meal in my opinion.

a sandwhich

Rice w/eggplant stir fry, spring onions and an onsen tamago

Because I'm poor

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a bagel

gormeh sabzi

leftover roast chicken with sauteed portabello mushrooms and a kale salad

>>7347528
Blue Warehou fillets panfried in EVOO with boiled New potatoes in tossed in butter and garlic chives, with a side salad.

>>7347528

mee goreng (Malaysian fried rice) and a piece of trout. My wife and daughter had the trout, while I just had rice.

red beans and rice

http://www.budgetbytes.com/2010/03/louisiana-red-beans-rice/

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Oyakodon.

It was pretty great.

>>7347528
Chicken risotto.

>>7347537
Really nigga?

A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with a scoop of sugar.

>>7362244
That dog is using all its willpower to not just jump in there and go to town on that oyakodon

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Made Shakshouka for dinner last night.

>>7347528
Red beans and rice.
3 pounds of dried kidney beans, and most of the celery, onion, and peppers I had on hand.

>>7347573
>on /ck/
>thinks smearing butter on chicken and throwing it in the oven is "cooking"

a screamin sicilian frozen pizza

>>7347528
>small potatoes with bacon bits, salt and garlic powder (and a bit of mayonnaise, I'm so sorry)
>sausages with chopped onions
>red cabbage with apple bits

pretty good shit

Made pasta sauce, gnocchi and meatballs earlier.

>>7347528

all from scratch pork tacos with cilantro salsa, pickled onions, queso fresco (only thing I didn't make) and arugula

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>>7347528
Just made this, sticky lemon chicken.

Coincidentally i learned it from a Gordon Ramsay video.

>>7347528
15 roast turkeys, 4 spinach stuffed pork loins, 4 whole salmon worth of filets, mashed potatoes, baked sweet potatoes, rice & barley pilaf, garlic roasted green beans, green peas, baked acorn squash with a cranberry relish, potato leek soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken curry soup & turkey cannelini bean chili

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>>7347528
A FUCKING PAIR OF SMALL BURGERS WITH KALE, WHEAT ROLLS, PICKLES, CHILE CON QUESO, AND JALAPENO RANCH, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MUSTARD

FUCK

>>7363150
for /ck/, that actually looks pretty good.

Pan fried some mackerel. Kinda fucked up the flip because I couldn't find a fish slice, but it tasted nice.
Haven't had mackerel before this week, its a nice fish.

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>>7347528
Currently making a pot roast.
Should be done in about three more hours...

I tried making chili verde and I fucking failed

>>7363174
how the hell do people get these giant images from home movies? The show was only broadcast in 480p

>>7349527
Still leaves room for salt, pepper, chili powder and cayenne. You got this, anon.