Am I supposed to cook this? sauté?

I buy the preformax ones too

4 shrimp for $3 is more perverse than the condom.

They're already cooked. If I wanted them in a hot dish, I'd just add them right at the end to make sure they warm through without overcooking them.

>>7347385
Put them in that condom and sous vide them. When they're done cover them with sriracha and feed them to your cats.
WA LA

It's already cooked.
Add it to whatever dish you want in the last few minutes. Shrimp overcooks very quickly, and it becomes rubbery.

>>7347394
they're big shrimp

>>7347407
For OP's wallet

While you jerk off into your masturbation condom, huff the shrimp and pretend that's what a figlet smells like.

>protip: let them come to room temperature first

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>>7347385
>magnums are too big for his tiny dick

>>7347385
Did you just by 4 shrimp for $3?

>also Trojan masterrace

>>7347430
>publix

>>7347427
funny thing about magnums is the diameter at the base is the same as regular sized condoms, so there is no such thing as being "Too big" for regular ones but fitting comfortably in a magnum, they are just as constricting

and a standard condom can fit over a 2 liter soda bottle and humans don't have dicks that big.
the magnum is just a way to trick more money out of people that are insecure and need people to think they have a big one

Do people really use condoms, or is it just for show, like in OP's case?

>>7347460
I've never finished in a condom, not sure I can since it's just not as good. So there's a perk to that.

>>7347458
I walk around with magnums and hundred dollar bills. Girls think I'm rich (also claim I'm a doctor) and they wanna bang on the spot.

>>7347458
This may be the case with Trojans, but with Skyns the large version actually does have a larger diameter. Now I no longer get the red ring of death around my dick.

>>7347469
Hey doctor mantis toboggan. Did my results for HIV come in yet?

>>7347385
If they're not already, remove the shit tube from the shrimp (YES it matters).

Unravel the condom, place the shrimp inside, suck the air out and tie a knot.

Place condomshrimp in boiling water until done. This is called the sous vide method

>>7347385
Nigga, if they're pink, that means they're already cooked. I really hope this is bait and you're not actually this clueless.

>>7347546

If the condom contains spermacide you don't need to remove the shit tube beforehand.

>>7347555

>if the package says, "cooked shrimp" on it, they're already cooked

>>7347565
Nice damage control faggot

...publix?

>>7347407
UUUU

op shops at publix

>>7347460
>not using a condom
enjoy your STDs

>>7347385
>only three scrumps
Is this Africa?

might as well masturbate if you're going to have sex with a condom

>>7347458
>humans don't have dicks that big.

Maybe for you white boy.

WHOOPS, I DROPPED MY MAGNUM CONDOM FOR MY MONSTER DONG

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>>7347407

>>7347770
cant count to 4
>are you african?

>>7347469
Stop masturbating desu

>>7347385
Yes.

>>7347903
> humans

>>7349317
>4
>Where
Are you actually brain dead?

>>7350950
look at the OP pic again you gigantic blind faggot before you start the name calling

>>7350964
3 scrumps, faggot

>>7351084
ok trollin a bit hard there for a saturday m8

>>7347456
lol, I noticed it was Publix too from the label

>>7347385
Serious answer here for once.
They're already cooked, you can stir up a nice tomato sauce with a hearty acidity and go at em.

If you'd like to cook with them, dice them up and fry with rice or in a tortilla with lime.

Sautéing the cooked shrimp might make the meat too hard, so be light handed.

>>7347458
if you fit it over a 2 liter and applied friction it would also tear instantly retard

1) open package
2) put Condom on shrimp ( be sure to pinch the head so that the shit tubes have a place to go)
3) get your cat that's been in the kitchen because sea food
4) take shrimp Condom and charge into battle with cat on your shoulder as you're swinging the shrimp left and right, infecting all the enemies with AIDS

>>7352416
Please never attempt humor ever again.

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>>7352416
>>7352416

>>7347458
Regular Trojans give me the red ring of death and hurt like a bitch at the end, magnums dont. I'll buy the ones that don't want to wreck my cock.
The standard size have also broke multiple times on me. It's not a trick, you're just trying to justify having a small dick

>>7347394
Doesn't it say there was 16-20 of them or am I reading it wrong?

>>7355804

That's the size, defined by roughly how many are in a pound.

OP bought a fifth of a pound, so 4 shrimp makes sense.

>>7347385
They are already cooked dumbfuck

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>>7352416

>>7347430
>Trojan masterrace

Why would you trust a condom named Trojan?

The story of the Trojan horse is literally about getting inside the enemy and releasing all your little guys inside to run riot.