Would you drink this?

>>7346584
Nah, soda is for kids.

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No but I'm drinking the hell out of this

>>7346584
>Torn-nuh-do
Took me awhile.

I'd drink the sugar free version.

>>7346589
You don't drink carbonated beverages?

>>7346584

Bought one from big lots just yesterday. They're suprisingly gross. Tastes like orange juice after brushing your teeth.

I bought it for 50 cents at Big Lots. The bottle claims it was produced under "THE AUTHORITY OF GLOBAL FUNCTIONAL DRINKS AG, DAMMSTRASSE, SWITZERLAND"

I wondered how the master financiers of Switzerland managed to create such a cheap energy drink so I looked around. I read a review that claims: "This is a mediocre energy drink apparently made somewhere in the US by a Swiss firm with a Dallas office owned by a Russian company that makes and markets cigarettes to the world. I don't recommend buying it, and will encourage others not to."

The reviewer also says contacting the company was impossible. If anyone wants to buy a 24 pack straight from the vendor it's only $9.20 http://globalstocks.eu/?menuitem=3&cat=2&sub=22&itemid=15921

Best act fast as the expiration date for them is January 2016. Tornado Energy drinks deserves to go down in history as most mysterious energy drink business. A biopic must be made.

>>7346618
>Best act fast as the expiration date for them is January 2016.
God damn it I fucking love these cheap drinks. By the way, does anyone else think the Active (orange colored) flavor barely has any taste to it? Almost tastes like water.

>>7346584
the ice one is shit. try storm instead.