>try to fry rice in a skillet with eggs >hard and crunchy

You have to cook the rice first anon

>>7346472
fuck...i thought that's what the olive oil would do. so no matter what, i must cook the rice in water. fucking jew ingredient.

>>7346496
>>7346462
You sound so retarded that you shouldn't be allowed near a stove.

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>>7346496
There are people on earth who dont even know how to cook rice on any level

wow dude

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For fuck's sake. Just be done with it.

>>7346496
cook the rice and let it fully cool before you make fried rice

>>7346496
are you kidding me??

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>>7346496
>rice has to literally simmer in water for 10-20 minutes to be edible
>i'll just fry it in olive oil, that'll work fine

>>7346630
>animu

>>7346496
Maybe it's time to reevaluate your life anon.

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>>7346496

>>7346496
Jesus fuckin christ dude

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>>7346496

Jesus Christ man, how do you live?

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>>7346496

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>7346496
kek

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>people are actually taking the bait
Shouldn't be surprised given the state of the board

>>7347550
>I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!
Nice try, OP.

Here's my favorite fried rice recipe

4 tbsp butter
2 cups rice
2-4 eggs
1/4 - 1/2 cup chopped onion
4 cups chicken broth
2-3 diced carrots
2 cups frozen peas

Heat oven to 425. Melt butter in a skillet. Add rice and cook, stirring constantly until rice is golden. Remove to 2qt baking dish. In the same pan scramble eggs and add to rice. Sautee onions until soft and clear then add to rice. Add carrots. Stir in chicken broth. Mix well and bake for 20 - 25 minutes. When removed from the oven stir in peas and sit for 5 minutes.

Tip: If your skillet is large enough and oven proof you can cook it all in one pan

>>7347588
Optional: Cook some chicken how you'd like and serve with the rice

>>7347588

that's not fried rice. That's some kind of casserole thing.

>>7347628
With rice that has been fried

>>7347656

You and I both know that's not what is typically meant by the term "fried rice".

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>>7346496

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>>7346496
Did you fucking fry dry rice?

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>>7346496
Good luck with the rest of your life, brah.

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>>7346496

>>7347706
yes. i made a decent omlette today by preheating the pan at medium then pouring 3 eggs mixed with a bit of milk into the pan covered in a bit of olive oil so it wouldn't stick. i instantly dropped the heat to low and then made cereal and it had a nice orange translucency to it. i'm having sweats and i'm dizzy but man was it tasty.

>>7346612
but i thought the oil would cook the rice. how would i fill a skillet with water?

>>7347497
>>7347520
>>7347527
>>7347544
>>7347661
>>7347706
>>7349585
>>7349649
>>7349633

Can't tell if reddit, samefag, or shitpost
Please let this thread die

>>7349653
>samefag
There's a poster counter on the top of each thread, newfriend.

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>>7349652
You don't fill the skillet with water, you dingus. You boil water in a pot, put the rice in and let it cook. After that, you drain it and let it cool.

Christ, didn't imagine I'd ever need to teach someone how to cook rice.

>>7349655
i have to use two goddamn containers when cooking? this is way too much wok.

You can always tell those people who literally never had to take care of themselves or any aspect of their life. Can't cook, doesn't know about doing laundry, survives by parent's funds despite supposedly being an adult.