Is there some place where I can get 55 gallon drums of vodka?

No. the largest quantities by law are in 1/74L bottles.

just buy a case at a time. negotiate a discount with the store, place a regular order and pick it up on a schedule

>>7345144
>the largest quantities by law are in 1/74L bottles.
That can't be true, surely.

Create a company that does absolutely nothing, tax on it etc and buy from distillery directly.

I got a Sam's Club membership just so I could but a case of handles at a time and it wouldn't look strange.

Buying more than two handles of vodka at any store I know I'm going back to in the future makes me uncomfortable.

>>7345154

federal law

>>7345167

How many acre feet are in a handle?

>>7345116
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>7345188

Why would you ask a drunk a question like that?

I actually started doing calculations before realizing it was a fool's errand.

>>7345116
just learn to make moonshine if your that much of an alcohol maniac

Buy a case of it, talk to your local liqour store about an order. A tripfag here bought moonshine by the case and I considered it on his advice. Or just buy in bulk from your liquor store, I'm not sure they can limit how much you buy. I was in an unfamiliar liqour store a couple months ago and no bullshit, this old ass dyke couple were purchasing 15 handles of Skol vodka. They didn't get a discount, I think they just wanted to get a stash and not have to be fucked to drive to the store for a couple weeks.

>>7345116
DUDE

>>7345314

>first day on /ck/

>>7345188
for reference, 1 acre foot is 1233481.8L

>>7345322

Drunk anon here.

According to my calculations my weekly case of vodka is equal to 12951558.9 acre feet.

It's almost as though I live in a mansion on a grand estate.

>>7345116
Make it yourself, its just water, sugar and potatos.

>>7345352
>12951558.9 acre feet
>weekly
you definitely confused the math, or you're the official winner of al/ck/

>>7345370

Yeah, it might be a little of both.

>>7345370
One leads to the other...

>>7345116
What state you in, OP? Purchase laws vary from state to state. Might want to ask your local package store how much you can buy max.