I haven't been here in a very long time. I'm a visitor from >>>/cgl/ and just made my first attempt at a Japanese omelet.
The point of this thread is subtle trolling in food. Is there any way to troll someone in cooking where it still tastes fine, but you know in your head what you did.
I'm genuinely curious.
The paper plate is a nice touch, but the thing here is my ketchup says "Idiot" in Japanese.
Also you're right about the payoff. I wouldn't go that far with semen, but I might sneak in something I know a friend doesn't like. Like if they don't like parsley, include exactly 2 leafs or something, and then play the waiting game.