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YALL READY FOR THIS
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Oh no
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>sweet sundae ramen
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>>7341915

>downloading F.E.A.R.
>image is loading slowly 56k style
>canned whipped cream, chocolate syrup
"must be making a sundae?"
>see inside bowl

not this shit again
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>>7341915
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A friend agreed to eat this on the agreement that I wouldn't add nuts or marshmallows

Camera doesn't properly convey the electrifying shade of antifreeze the food coloring gives the banana ramen
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>>7341945

>not adding nuts or mashmallows

BUT THAT'S SKIPPING OUT ON PURE FLAVOR
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>>7341945

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik
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>>7341945

Fucking hell, it's one thing to only know how to cook ramen, but have you never used food coloring before?
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>>7341945
No need to worry, it's still one of the more horrifying images I've seen on 4chan lately.
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next comes the honey
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Hello there please include me in the ebin screencap please I have nothing in my life and here's a reaction image too to go with the others for r/4chan thanks.
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TONs of flavor
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>>7341973

absolute madman
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You are past the point of no return, OP
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>>7341973
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Double dose of flavor for this sweetie
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>>7342000

HOLY SHIT
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>>7342000

You have to make it a triple dose now.
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There is no getting off. Only suffering.
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>>7342000
A work of art
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>>7342010
Moved on to preparing the poptart crumble before I could check em
I say poptart, but these are actually "pop-em strawberry toaster pastries", which are six for a dollar and keep it real
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make it stop
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Post this kind of thread when Australia is asleep next time to avoid turning it into /b/.
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>>7342030

there's no stopping this nightmare
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Money shot
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>>7342040

What are you, a gay retard?
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>>7342040
come on dude
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>>7342040
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Oopsie forgot to add the banana tee hee
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>>7342063
No thanks OP.
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Mix it up!
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Would eat desu
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>>7342082

boy that is a sweet mess
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Lil' plop of my sweet vanilla pudd
Kitchen starting to stink a little
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I honestly don't know why people bother with shit like this when a cheap point and shoot camera would take far better, in focus, pictures than this shitty cell phone.
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Anyone still here?
Almost wrapped up, just a few more flavors to introduce
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>>7342108
how many times has this been reenacted?
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add the flavor packet
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Sprinkles.
This is "any kid's" "favorite part"
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>>7342132

The kids chose their deaths at this point.
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bored chef pls reimagine this dish as haute cuisine and post
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>>7342045
He's a nigger faggot
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IT'S TOO LATE
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>>7342149
it looks like you are snorting it
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CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABBS
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>>7342149
Is he still your friend after this?
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chocolate chips in whipped cream is more appealing than this
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>>7342149
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>>7342149
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A decision was made after a few more bites (the absolute madman ate half of it).

For those wondering how it tastes, don't
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I'm sorry but this is an unoriginal meme. Next time consider tagging this as pseudo-non-OC
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>>7342207
>getting upset people are posting OC
You are the faggot.
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>>7342216
Haha let me post a picture of my oc frozen pizza with anchovies lmao
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>>7342218

Not that anon, but I'd personally rather see pictures of a frozen pizza being cooked before having to look at another blurry picture of instant ramen or unidentifiable slop.
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>>7341915
Jesus Christ .
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DUDE WACKY FOOD LMAO
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>>7342237
>Dipping coockies in raw egg
Yikes
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>>7342255
that's melted butter, silly. nice numerals.
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>>7342040
what the fuck is that
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>>7342149
How was it? My autism needs to know.
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>>7342149
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>>7342149
I always think I'll be able to handle it but I can't.
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HOLY FUUUUUUUUUU
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>>7342063
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>>7342149
at this point i can't tell if it's going in the mouth or out of the nose
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>>7342149
did he die?
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WERE TRANSCENDING THE VOID! IT'S TOO LATE FOR US MERE HUMANS!
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>>7341915
>mfw when I read that can as REDDIT WIP

/tv/ memes are seriously starting to rot my brain, maybe I should get off for a few weeks...
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>>7342149

>come back
>see this

Is he dead?
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>>7342149
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>>7342149
Jesus plz
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this is op
we both feel very sick
help
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>>7343599
You should've finished it to TRANSCEND FLAVOR
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Have fun at your sleepover!
Don't be too loud experimenting with each other later.
F*gg"ts!
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>>7341915
>wasting food for epic 4chan upvotes
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>>7343599
you should've added a bit of seasame oil
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>>7343599
>no nuts or marshmallows

this is where you went wrong
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I don't think you microwaved it enough OP
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>>7342149
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>>7341915
Do you have a local prime butcher?
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>>7341945
>banana ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcU2_Vs7Xw
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Are you from Texas?
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now THIS is gamerfuel
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OP here
Have you ever used corn syrup in a recipe, maybe for making marshmallows or other tasty sweets, and tried a little to see what it was like? It was pretty watery, not to sweet, really claggy and made you feel pretty underwhelmed, right?

Imagine eating a fistful of the nastiest pasta you can conceive, chasing it with a high ball glass of that sweet, sweet syrup. There's a lingering hint of banana and the nastiest idea of chocolate flavor, like two WWI trench-sleepers tried to recreate cacao after a year without it, surrounded by the lingering stench of human feces with only sugar pills and chicory coffee.

The whole thing is very, very wet in a "gee I don't have any milk guess it's water for these corn flakes oh boy what a scandal" kind of way. Nearly all the ingredients are unpleasant when wet:
>wet banana
>wet marshmallows
>wet chocolate
>wet sprinkles
>wet pop-tarts
>watery reddi-whip
>watery tears

You can't breath through your nose at this point, which is good: sweet ramen sundae leaves the longest aftertaste out of all other things I've eaten.

You can brush the residue from your teeth, but you can't brush the memories away. I consign sweet ramen sundae to hell.


If anyone wants to recreate this, be warned
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>>7341945

This makes me want to poop for some reason
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