So why do you manchildren still drink soda?
soda is fine in moderation, the problem is people can't moderate themselves. a 6 oz soda used to be the normal portion size, with a 12 oz soda being large. now you can get 2 liters for 1 dollar, and some people drink straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I am a manchild but I don't drink soda anymore (except on the very rare occasion)
It's bad for your teeth
I'm about to be leaving my early 20's so if I consume sugar all the time I'll start getting fat
Dad has diabetes, I don't want it
You can still find sweet drinks that are perfectly sweet enough with half the sugar
I drink it for two reasons.
1. Caffeine: this is assuming, I have no access to coffee or tea.
2. Getting wasted off hard liquor and needing a mixer
It tastes good
>no it doesn't
well then why do people drink it?
>they only believe it tastes good
Same difference. Your brain doesn't care if it's artificial or genuine. It just likes it. Some people like eating shit.
During the summer I'll run to the corner store and get a bottle coke, dp or 7 up when I'm doing yardwork on Sundays. Occasionally whiskey coke if im bar hopping. Beyond that it's all water, tea, sparkling water and booze. Manchild reporting in.
I still drink Energy Drinks.
They are terrible for you but goddamn I'm legit addicted. They taste so good.
It's like when a show comes on that I love my first thought it to go get an energy drink so I can enjoy it that much more.
Only a manchild would care about being immature.
Not to the extent that it overrides the water content. The dehydrating effect of soda is greatly exaggerated.
It's still not very refreshing, in my opinion, because of that sticky feeling it leaves.
People keep trying this reversal, but it's never convincing. It's possible to have no inclination towards certain things while making an accurate assessment as to how pathetically immature they look in others.
The same goes for masculinity.
You just try and make me stop drinking the nectar of the gods, your only way to stop me is to remove it from my cold, dead bloodstained hands
So go ahead then, lardass
Take it from me