cream cheese+jelly waffle sandwich is great glutton food. I used to have these as a kid and it was a better candy breakfast substitute than sugary bullshit cereal ever could dream of being.
Nice implications faglord. The difference between our diets is that grease, fat and salt aren't pre requisites. A really good looking salad could also be posted in these thread but I never see it.
You could have a spread of greek food or antipasto for example, but its always fucking huge burgers with too much cheese that look disgusting. If you think burgers are the epitome of food you should consider giving up on life
My mouth says yes, but my anus and stomach say "its 4am why are you having Lava Shits"
>a really good looking salad
>literally and objectively
Unnecessary verbiage anon. You could have just said "You are wrong." Sorry but it kills me when people use "literally" excessively. "Literally" is mostly required for translations, such as "Dale literally means 'give it' in Spanish but is often used in place of 'do it' or 'go for it'"
Looks like you guys posted from the BBW section only. How about some hot tease?
You're an imbecile, like a fucking seriously professional imbecile, but the second photo isn't representative of New York (in fact, you mean Brooklyn) pizza anyway.
>pic not even close to the majestic real pizza
just imagining taking a chef's knife and dragging it down the flesh side of the bone, causing the rectangular mass to dislodge and flop quivering but intact on the plate, then chopping it into chunks and sprinkling them with salt, fuark
My wife is bringing me one of these home right now.....cant fucking wait
>Battered Gloucester sausage
>Maris piper chips
>Chip shop curry sauce (the good kind)
20 mins and i will be eating this bad boy....
Ham/Bacon/Pineapple is fucking epic tier pizza....and seriously if you haven't tried it don't whine like a bitch saying "pineapple don't belong on a pizza" the combo is fucking amazing.
it actually isn't at all established and if you search 'best chip potatoes' you will find a shitload of differing opinions on the subject, but my point is there is not a best variety. it basically comes down to dry matter content and then preference and technique. you want to simplify that shit down to one potato which also happens to be the most widely available in supermarkets and chippies go ahead but it's lazy as fuck
I made these last week.
Looks like lava, not metal.
What would be unsanitary about it? If the heat is enough to melt metal then it's more than high enough to kill bacteria. Besides which, the metal/lava/whatever isn't even touching the meat.
Fumes. All sorts of gases and high concentrations of minerals tend to get released around where lava comes out and as you can figure from smoked meat, meat can absorb compounds from smoke and heated air and gases.
It's like they said, "lets make the sloppiest excuse of a sandwich we can think of", and then just added avocado and a fried egg to a sloppy joe, none of which makes sense together.
OP here again. I want to eat this pizza sexually
Two pieces of fried chicken, two eggs sunny side up, and hollandaise sauce on two buttermilk biscuits.
these made beijing worth the layover (not oc tho)
basically above a certain temperature the hotter you go the more likely you are to kill bacteria. every second you hold it at this temperature will kill more and more. if you take it to a really high temperature it will definitely kill the bacteria quickly, but the meat will go dry and grey. if you take it to a lower temperature it will take longer to kill the bacteria, but the meat will remain pink and be more juicy.
either way, if you start by putting safe meat in a safe grinder and assemble the burger in a clean environment with safe hands, you will have a safe burger.
there are lots of different ways you can make people sick but most of the time you probably won't if you live in a developed country.
Made this for a gathering recently, what do you guys think?
enjoy your ban pervert.
HOLY FUCK THAT IS AMAZING
Love it when they give you the big metal cup too, there's a diner around here that does that everytime, seriously, it's like you're getting two and a quarter malts for the price of one.
There's more to food porn than burgers.
5 patties, 5 slices of cheese, triple bacon with a bowl of salty peanuts.
Thank you Five Guys for taking a couple months off my life span.
I can't see a single pepperoni on that picture.
Damn near every picture in this sad excuse for a thread is just a mountain of shitty meat, cheese and deep fried carbs.
Why the fuck are you people on a cooking board if your idea of 'food porn' is just oversized portions of junk food?
There are sites like thisiswhyyourefat for idiots like you.
Wow, looks like a still-life.
good presentation and camera work
You internally know I'm right because you replied to your own post to sarcastically insult yourself instead of mine.
>be this guy
>don't know how perspective works
>think all pictures are exactly the size of what they're pictures of
>someone tries to tell me otherwise