I usually just order 2 or 3 chicken and mayos. $2 each so $4 or $6 total.
Burger is healthier than chips and a drink, but i dont go there often anyways since I'm working on losing weight.
>"Oh anon, I'm not getting fries. I'm on a diet."
>"May I have a taste of your fries?"
>proceeds to eat all of your god damned fries
Sometimes hen broke or have nothing else to do, me and my wife get drunk and fuck while at home, we will get McDonalds because it's the perfect cheap, alcohol absorbant, slow digesting choice for food.
1 Double Cheese burger
3 hamburgers extra pickle
1 large fry
20 pc chicken nugget
1 large Sprite no ice
2 BBq sauce
2 sweet and sour
Can I have 6 single cheese burgers with extra pickle please and a regular coke.
>Friend then eats one of the cheeseburgers on the walk home
I don't mind you having SOME of anything but don't take a whole unit.
DEAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
My order today was a big breakfast with egg whites instead of scrambled eggs, a parfait instead of the hash brown, and EXTRA well done sausage. Non well done sausage is too squishy, and regular well done still isn't enough. It was perfect. Lots of ketchup and salsa for the egg whites and sausage, and strawberry jam on the biscuit. Washed down with a large iced mocha with 2 added espresso shots. I ate like a fucking king today.
Tomorrow will be the usual egg white delight, parfait, and black coffee.
>McDonald's employee, don't AMA
fuckin' this, holy shit
$2 burger and fries is the best/worst thing that's happened to my lunch break since two quarter pounders for $4.
2 Sausage McMuffins and two hashbrowns, please. Do you think you could put the hashbrowns in the sandwiches, please? No? That's fine, I'll do it myself.
*pays for food*
Heh, nothing personell food.
>Lemmie get one medium cup of ketchup
>Two filetofish patties with a medium fry smushed between, extra sauce
>2 McGriddles covered in butter
>1 hashbrown with a smiley face drawn on it in ketchup
>and one large chocolate milkshake with some HiC mixed in
May I use your bathroom? If they complain that I'm not a customer I usually buy a hamburger and give it to the next homeless guy I see.
I used golden arches pretty frequently as a youngster.
Now I prefer real restaurants.
When I fancy a burger, I look for a restaurant that serves some.
Even in fucking eastern Germany we have three american dinners in the city with burgers that are leagues ahead of Micky D and the Burger Regent.