>>7335685 End of highschool I was a local cyclist who road 300-400miles weekly including doing local training races. One day: >4 biscuits, 3 egg omelette, 4 strips of thick cut real bacon (no meme shit) >large smoothie gladiator wash the berries pls >caniac box (6 chicken strips, double toast, extra sauce) >Icecream >2 chicken breasts, 1 baked potato >frozen yogurt post dinner
About 10 hard boiled eggs... I was emotionally and physically wrecked afterwards. All I remember is getting hammered with my friends then waking up to this neckbeard telling me I have to eat these eggs before I could leave. It was horrible.
>>7335685 after my buddy died i got really shit faced one morning and i kept cooking eggs and bacon and then eating it, crying and throwing up until there was none left in the house(probably 3 dozen eggs and 2+lbs of bacon)
I ate one of these as one of those novelty "Eat it all and it's free and you get a prize". Two and a half pounds of meat, two pounds of noodles, and about a pound of veggies. Had to eat everything (but not drink all the broth) in an hour.
My father used to live in a remote village in a mountain in Spain. His neighbor was a resin collector, meaning that he would spend the whole day in the woods grabbing resine from the trees. The guy would ask every morning to his wife to boil two dozens of eggs for him, which he would eat throughout the day.
Two dozens of boiled eggs for every weekday of his life. When my father left the village the guy was like 78 years old and still healthy.
when i was working in forestry (read: 10000 cal a day expenditure) we had a christmas in july.. i ate a big full meal and then started telling everyone i could eat a whole pumpkin pie i loved it so much
long story short i got paid to eat an entire pie after eating multiple plates of christmas dinner and it was not worth it
>>7335685 >Stayed at a friends house >Eating utter shit all night >Cake >Nachos >Cola >Sweets >Cookies >Pretzels >Chocolate >MtnDew >Feel fragile in the morning >The room reeks of 4 fat teenagers being on laptops all night >Friend's mom comes in the morning with Bacon sandwiches >The smell alone makes one guy throw up Whenever I'm hungry I always think if I had that sandwich now. >mfw he ate all of the sandwiches after we left
One night a made Betty crocker brownie mix and instead of cooking it, I sat and ate the raw mix with a spoonful. I think I finished like half over the course of maybe an hour. I seriously felt like shit rest of the night.
>>7335685 >3 slices of costco supreme pizza >1 bbq pork sandwich >1 chicken bake >2lt coke maybe not thge most i've eaten, but when i finished this thing i felt like being punched in the heart, altho a visit to the good ol' cake bakery left my stomach in mint conditions
I've told this story on /ck/ before but I'll tell it again because it's fun.
>friday night >go to PYT in philly with my gf and my roommate >get a krispy kreme burger >as the name implies, a krispy kreme donut with a burger on it, topped with chocolate covered bacon and some cheese >served with a pound of fries >ordered a soda too, because I like to suffer
>eat my entire burger and all my fries >despite eating all those fries, I am still craving more salt because of the sugar overload from the donut / chocolate covered bacon / soda >start eating my roommates fries since he couldn't even finish his burger
I knew I made a mistake about 30 minutes after I ate all that. I may have had a milkshake too but I can't remember because this was some time ago.
What I do remember is when I got home I got into bed and laid there for the entire night and then all of saturday as well. I have never felt so shitty for so long after eating in my life.
Probably >3000 calories in one sitting, never again.
>>7337051 On the last day of exams in the last semester of University, a couple guys and I went to the all you can eat sushi place across the street from campus. We kept on eating and eating, the staff is notoriously rude and constantly trying to shove you out, but we didn't give a shit, we just wrote a brutal final and were finally done with school. We ate a sickening amount, no idea how much we ended up with as they were really slow bringing it out - as always - and no one was keeping track.
Nearly vomited on my way back, had horrible shits all evening. Totally worth it.
three packs of oreos with milk and a Little Caesars pizza. All of it. i eat something similar about every sunday. Very lean and muscular cause good eating and exercise during the week though so whatever
A sushi place had an occasional kind of all you can eat from 6 to 9. Went in with some buddies at 6 and we stayed all the way until the end. We befriended the waitress and she gave us all that was left when the all you can eat was over and all the people left. I only remember barely being able to breath, no regrets.
>>7335685 When I was 15, my grandma, sister, and I went to denny's and I ordered the grandslamwich or whatever its called. This was no ordinary sandwich, this fucker ended up being almost half the size of my head, full of eggs and a bunch of other shit. Waitress said, "Either someone is playing a prank or you know someone in the kitchen, ive never seen it this big." 30mins later, straight outa the grave skeleton finishes sandwich and whatever sides it came with. Everyones shocked, can hardly get up out of the chair, go home several hours later take a ~foot long shit. was good.
there's a mexican place in santa barbara called freebirds (not related to the chain) and they make a massive plate of nachos. I ate a whole order in one sitting, and it was the most uncomfortable i've ever felt after eating. any ucsb student can tell you it's an assload of food.
2 times come to mind >high school >be a competitive swimmer >come home Sunday night after a weekend long meet >fry up a 2lb Robert >bake 2lbs of shoestring French fries >melt an entire block of Velveeta over fries >drink an entire 2l of mr. Pibb
>junior year of college >get really drunk one night and throw up for 30 minutes, completely emptying my stomach >wake up next day to my friend telling me a local bar is having a wing eating contest >show up and eat over 2lbs of wing meat and drink the sauce >still come in second to this behemoth of a man
The other night, I had fast food for the first time in over a year, because I got drunk (also for the first time in over a year). I went to Taco Bell, but there was a Wendy's right next door, so I ended up eating: >1/4 lb. cheeseburger combo (with large fries and large drink) >crunchwrap supreme >3 crunchy tacos >bean and cheese burrito
I threw up half of it about 30 minutes after I ate. I had my day of debauchery and now I have no urge to do that again.
>>7335685 I eat Bojangles every saturday. I can eat a 5 piece thighs 1 and a half biscuits give a half to y bro and some fries and 3 small fries fine most of the time. But when i don't have a coupon and have to get 8 piece thighs 4 biscuits give one to my bro and buy 3 small fries give some to my bro oh boy . The week before last i ate every bit of it and boy did i feel really sick lasted from 12:30pm to about 10:00pm.
As a kid we stayed at a relatives house and I discovered my parents had been feeding me shitty diet margarine all my life, so I ate about 30 pieces of buttered toast overnight and they found me in the morning groaning on the floor.
I've probably eaten more at some point in my life, but the only thing really coming to mind is picture related.
It's from a food truck in Houston that serves gourmet burgers. Their most expensive item is called 'the detention' it's two huge patties with cheese and grilled onions and it has grilled cheese & bacon sandwiches for buns. Met up with my then-girlfriend at a bar one night after a 12 hour shift and nothing to eat that day. I ended up ordering that and eating the whole thing on top of a few beers. I'm sure at the very least it was 3000 calories in a sitting. I went home and just laid in bed unable to move and felt like shit for the rest of the night.
One sitting? I can't remember. There was that one time I ate tons of food esp beef at Golden Corral when I was on steroid medication. Still felt hungry afterward. Each day I was able to eat an entire can of pringles or cheez-its in one sitting.
I almost finished one of these family meals in one sitting save for one hot dog while stoned off my ass and marathoning the LOTR trilogy. I felt like shit afterwards for at least 2 days but it was pretty fucking fun, all things considered.
>>7340126 I grew up in Broward. In high school we'd get stoned and go to cicis. I was never a big eater. A friend of mine had 30 slices and was fine. He stopped because we were falling asleep. I thought I was going to have to get my stomach pumped at 18 slices. Dank cinnamon rolls but man that food was vile.
Im not sure which was the most, but here are my records: - 2 x 36 cm Pizza (thin italian, with parma, tomatoes, ruccola) - 1kg of original Schnitzel (veil) with about the same amout of Bratkartoffeln (pan fried potatoes) - 1 Complete pot of chili con carne my mom planned as family dinner + a baguette
Alot of lightweight shit here. Being the undisciplined glutton I am, of course. >this past sunday My sister made breakfast. Normal eggs/bacon/sausage,and pancakes. I pigged out and even ate the kids leftovers when everyone left the kitchen. >waiting for everyone to leave. (11:30). I can order chinese food before they come back. 2 lunch specials(pork rice/egg roll), shrimp toast,spare ribs, and bag of fried chicken wings. Polish that shit off. I got some ben and jerrys in the freezer. A new one with caramel through the middle. Destroy it. At this point Im "food high" A bit light headed, tired. Also a weird feeling in your legs. Pass out. Wake up and have a salad sized bowl of Fruity pebbles. >Family leaves again to do something social. Perfect time to order dominos. 2 large 2 topping pies and stuffed bread deal. Add 14pc of wings, and 2ltr orange soda. engulfing intensifies.jpg >everyone comes home and family dinner time Roast,corn,potatoes,carrots,gravy, and pie for dessert. >im not done yet Around 12 the craving comes back and I have 2 PB&J sammiches with a tallboy of milk ,and some cookies. I do this every sunday.
>>7335685 definitely when i went to carmines in atlantic city. it was for my brothers bachelor party so we had our courses preselected:
caesar salad w/ anchovies ravioli some other pasta dish i can't remember, maybe penne with red sauce chicken parm italian sausage meatballs chicken marsala 2 different desserts i cant remember unlimited pitchers of sam adams, miller lite, and some other beer 2 big bottles of red wine shared by table 2 big bottles of white wine shared by table then of course the bread/sauces
i think i'm missing 2 finger food type appetizers but i was so drunk i cant remember. what's funny though is normally i'd be so full i'd be miserable but i think the fun environment made me forget i was eating and i ended up housing so much alcohol and food. afterwards we continued the party at a few bars/clubs. then i smoked a bunch of weed in the room and ate leftovers.
I once starved myself so I could get in on an all you can eat sushi deal for $20 that I'd be able to revel in, and ended up going through 9 different orders. I had what felt like month-long constipation after, where I could only shit after OD'ing on laxatives and bran meal, with the lower half of my body being in a constant state of pain and pressure
Common nights involved me waking up mid-sleep to shit, only to fail, then to wake up again to try once more, only to spend an hour squeezing out pea-sized shits, with the day being limited to watery discharge. It was at the point where I once considered having a thin turkey baster take one for the team to serve as an enema, but things started getting better once I started adding double-doses of Metamucil to the laxative lineup
I might as well have told the chef to just fuck my shit up when ordering
Bought 40 pieces of pork and shrimp siumai, a whole order of roasted duck, honey walnut shrimp, calamari, and house special fried rice. each of these orders were enough to feed 4-5 people. Took all night to finish it all. Man fucking hated myself. Felt like I was dying. I wanted to commit suicide to stop these feels that i felt.
>>7335685 It was my first time being left alone with the house for more than a night and at some point during it I baked a poundcake and somehow ate the entire thing in one sitting. Shitting the rest of the week was absolutely awful.
When I was a kid (before puberty actually, but I was a dancer at the time so I was burning tons of calories every day) I would regularly eat 2+ lb of pasta in one sitting and still be hungry. Nowadays I can barely finish one serving of ramen and the very thought of food when I'm not hungry makes me want to throw up >inb4 eating disorder
>>7335685 We went to a chinese hole in the wall place because a friend of mine was leaving for shanghai for more than a year. They had absolutely disgusting normie food but when you asked the owner in chinese you got another card with very authentic shangdong dishes.
We were 15 people and ordered around 20 dishes. Came down to 12€ (including tip) + drinks per person. I ate so much that I couldn't move for half an hour because I was scared to puke. First and last time I ate so much in one sitting. But I think everyone did. Drinks were had afterwards and I fell asleep in an instant when at home. Good times.
>>7335685 When my friends and I were in high school we would have LAN parties and had a really cheap weed connection (free). So we'd go to the store and whatever money we didn't spend on soda and energy drinks we would spend on food.
The largest meal would probably have to be the spring break nachos of 09'.
We bought 4 large bags of tortilla chips, 3 - 2 pound blocks of cheese, and a pint of Ben and Jerri's each for dessert. It took like 45 minutes to shred all the cheese by hand. Then we had to cook it in 15 minute increments, unload the baking tray, and load it up and cook again.
We each ate a large bag of tortilla chips, 1 3/4 pound of cheese, and a pint of Ben and Jerries each. Was proably like 6000 calories easy.
You don't know constipation until you've consumed 2 pounds of dairy in one night.
>Halloween a few years ago. >Meeting up with some friends to play spooky games/watch spooky movies. >Buy one of those huge Halloween assortment bags of chocolates for us. >Get there and nobody else is really eating them. >Just idly grabbing chocolate over a couple of hours. >Suddenly no more chocolate. >Wat. >Ate the whole bag. >Suddenly aware of how sick I feel. >Count up wrappers and go through nutrition facts out of a morbid curiosity. >~8500 calories by my count.
I was 5'11 135 at the time, so not exactly fat, and I both run and am fairly active. I could hardly sleep at all, my heart rate was all over the damn place, I didn't eat for days because my stomach was so fucked up, and my sweat smelled like cheap chocolate for a week. I can't eat whoppers to this day.
>breakfast: 9 biscuits with butter and jelly, strawberry milkshake, 5 mini candy bars, coffee loaded with cream and sugar, oreos, chips ahoy cookies
>post-breakfast while impatiently waiting for Real Thanksgiving Food swiss cake roll, granola bar, 2 slices of cheese pizza, 3/4 of a calzone, 4 mini candy bars, 6 biscuits with butter, oreos, 2 cans of dr pepper and 1 can of mtn dew
>Thanksgiving round 1 two plates heaped with mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, turkey & stuffing, yams, +3 rolls with butter, washed down with lemonade and dr pepper
>Thanksgiving round 2, desert two giant slices of cake, 1/4 of a chocolate pie and one slice of raspberry pie slathered in whipped cream, tons of coffee with cream and sugar, lemonade, leftover yams and mac and cheese
>post Thanksgiving, it's about 8pm at this point 5 rolls, bag of animal crackers, two oatmeal creme pies, root beer, dr pepper, half a chocolate pie with whipped cream, and a couple of cookies dipped in leftover icing
>>7337005 That's really not that much for a serious cyclist, I mean I'm nowhere near a pro but when me and my buddies go for a longer cycling trip we easily ride 60-70 miles with packs and tents and shit. With a good bike on nice roads 80 miles isn't that much. Bikes are pretty nice and efficient way to travel actually.
An XL pepperoni pineapple olive pizza and an XL custom "veggie" pizza (olives, artichoke hearts, red and white onion, red and green bell pepper, alfredo sauce, and 3 cheeses) with two 2L bottles of coke to wash it down.
I'll always remember eating this meal because I finished it, stared at the empty containers with only one thought going through my head. "Should I get a burger from Carl's Jr or Jack In The Box?"
Something snapped in my head right then, telling me that this style of eating I was used to was not good. I weighed myself the next morning at 350lbs, entirely changed my diet, and I've lost 75 pounds since.
I came here and you cu/ck/s have helped me enjoy eating much healthier with the dozens of recipes you've all posted and I couldn't thank you enough.
>two medium sized pizzas ( seafood and ham / cheese / bacon / corn ) >half a calzone >fries >an open sandwich with ham, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and vinaigrette sauce all over >2l of Fanta, 2l of Sprite In about 2-3 hours
San Andreas just came out, I was 13, I was alone for the weekend at home, me and a best bud played CS together and skyped while we used wall hacks.
>>7341023 over 400 >>7341325 yeah. at least someone will see my cock. tell me how it looks. >>7342467 neither. I move well for a lard ass anyway. >Today I had 4 carolina sausages,yogurt,2 entemans chocolate doughnuts for breakfast. But I washed it down with carrot juice, so Im good. >Lunch I have this awful salad and chicken I made. I'm probably gonna destroy it now. When my lunch break comes Im going to burger king and getting a meal. Also they have 1.50 10pc nuggets. Gonna get a few of those too.
Last season tree planting I ate about 14,000 calories daily and still lost weight. Every meal required a trough or large piece of cardboard box. Regular plates aren't enough.
One day off a few of us went to an all-you-can-eat sushi place and I'm pretty sure they lost significant money on us. We were there for three hours, ordering more food every half hour or so. It was like a conveyor belt of food dropping sushi rolls and various fried shit into a bottomless pit. I couldn't estimate how much we actually ate, but it was a lot.
>>7343572 It's true. 4 individual slices are pretty big. But at the same time, they don't really screw up cutting the pizza in half, only the smaller pieces. So it's more or less half a pizza either which way.
I've eaten 3 if I were really hungry and I wasn't really pushing it. I just would have felt guilty going back for more and not letting others have any.
>>7335685 So, I love Chinese egg fried rice, right? I decided that because it was cheap, I would eat 5 pounds of the stuff; it formed a large mound on my plate Of course, it was rice, so I ate it fast, felt full about 5mins later, and legitimately felt as though I was going to burst past that.
Went to a Chinese buffet once when I was about 10 and had 5 heaping plates of meat and rice then ate a roll of sushi. We had to pull over so I could puke on the way home. It actually tasted pretty delicious coming up tbqh
For me it was at some chinese buffet. You could choose your own cuts of meat and fish filets and shiet and have them grilled then brought to your table, so two plates of that plus one of grilled mixed veggies plus one of cod n shiet. Then I filled one plate with dumplings, another with sushi and another with random rice and whatever the fuck and some dank salad and pickles. For dessert i had pannacotta, grilled pineapple with cinnamon, tiramisù. Then some sorbetto and ice cream. God bless Chinese buffets for 10 euro at the outskirts of Milan.
>>7335685 Like 10 hotdogs when I was a kid for the 4th of July. I remember farting for days, the sweet sweet smell of hotdogs. I always wanted to binge more hotdogs for that delicious smell of hotdog farts but my stomach isn't as flexible as it used to be.
>>7335685 >be me >high school chubster >get home from school >Time for snicky snackies >pour up a glass of skim milk >break out those honey roasted peanuts >get out some Nutella >proceed to spoon Nutella directly into my mouth >handful of peanuts >another one >another one >by now the milk is all gone >pour up another one >more Nutella >DJKhaled.jpg >feeling pretty full >fuck it >microwave a plate of chicky nuggers >pretty tasty >another glass of milk >feeling ill >run to bathroom >puke up the half digested food >feels bad man
End of the wrestling season as a junior when I was cutting an absurd amount of weight
Over like a three hour period >bagel w/ cream cheese >pb&j >soft pretzel >few protein bars >small bag of chips >like a lb of wings >like a half lb of fried pickles >pulled pork sandwich >fries >2 fried oreos >milkshake
Washed it all down with an unhealthy amount of gatorade.
Visited a friend who lived above a pizza shop. She was at work so I smoked some pot. Ate teriyaki nights she had left in her fridge then ordered a medium pizza and ate it all at once. Then ordered another one thinking she'd be home soon and ate that one within an hour. I ate 2 medium pizzas together with a serving of noodles within 1.5 hours while drinking beer and spiked cider the whole time. I was totally fine and when I sobered up we went out for dinner.
When I was 7 years old I went to a concert with my parents and we sat on the grass and had a picnic. I gorged myself on potato chips, fried shit, rice, chicken, and a bunch of other things, but especially potato chips.
That night I couldn't sleep because my stomach hurt so much, I spent the entire night crying and farting in the fetal position. I shit myself twice from trying to fart out the pain.
I only fell asleep because I was looking for things like medicine to help my tummy feel better and I found my grandpa's whisky and it tasted like shit so I thought it was medicine. I drank an entire tall glass and then passed out. I woke up the next morning to a torrent of diarrhea and vomiting.
>>7335685 >A triple whopper >A giant bag of hot cheetos >3 double cheeseburgers mcd's >6 pack of dr pepper >large jack in the box curly fries >2 totinos personal pizzas (microwaved) >small bag of chicken fingers
All done in a saturday halo 3 / hash binge in high school bullshitting with a few buddies over. All done in a 1hr eating marathon high as sin.
Threw up the next morning and made like (not even joking) twelve trips to the shitter all day sunday and a little of Monday.
This is only somewhat related, but a few years ago my boss bet me I couldn't do the blazin challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings because I'm really tiny. For the unaware, the blazin challenge is 12 wings in their spiciest sauce eaten in under 6 minutes without beverage or napkins. They literally had the wings floating in the sauce when they brought it to my table. Ended up beating the challenge with one second to spare and earned myself a T shirt. Somewhere in Minneapolis my picture is on the wall with my face covered in sweat, snot and lava sauce.
I would do it again in a heartbeat it was delicious.
>>7342473 >needed to get the cheeseburger taste out of my mouth, so I went back to the first mcdonalds and got a double quarter pounder with cheese >washing out cheeseburger taste with a bigger cheeseburger
you must've been stoned out of your gourd there m8
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