Alright /ck/ have any of you tried Death Wish?
Is it worth buying or is it just a gimmick?
Paul Kersey: Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don't defend us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.
Jack Toby: We're not pioneers anymore, Dad.
Paul Kersey: What are we, Jack?
Jack Toby: What do you mean?
Paul Kersey: I mean, if we're not pioneers, what have we become? What do you call people who, when they're faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
Jack Toby: Civilized?
Paul Kersey: No.
this is what you buy if you're not a faget
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-have you heard of 4chan?
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interesting, they offer death wish with their brew method
i guess it would be even more hyper-caffeinated?
>not being a faget
Yep. I got some a few years ago out of curiosity.
It tasted like average coffee. Dark roast bordering on burnt. Didn't give me a heart attack or make me shit my pants like the packaging suggests, but it did have a marginally higher caffeine content than average grocery store coffee. Then again, the coffee I buy isn't dark roast so idk. Basically, it's overpriced dark roast. Wouldn't reccomend it.
It's gimmicky. It's tasty by robusta-standards but it's very overpriced. No roast dates either. If you're made of money then go ahead and buy it.
Do you mean the beans/grounds? Because that smell is absolutely god tier. Brewed it smells nice, at worst it smells like any other cup of coffee.