Burgers you can't even fit in your mouth
what's the point
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT SAUCES
the whole craft beer shit, & im an IPA addict oregonfag saying so.
its stupid, beer is not a personality asset, its what
helps you scarf down three roast beef sandwiches in eight minutes without choking.
you, your ascot, & your gay little notepad of lexicographical flavor bullshit can all fuck out of my favorite watering holes
fuck my autism gets so triggered by this
No, babby wants the endorphin rush from tricking his mind into thinking his tongue was just used to toss Satan's fiery salad.
It's not about being tough, it's about getting a brief high from eating hot shit.
>food memes that have to stop
"Gourmet" beef jerky. When did it become fashionable to make jerky and stop the dehydrating process half way through? Everyone and their brother has a beef "jerky" brand that is just a bag of slightly dried out steak that gives you diarrhea before you've finished the bag. Jerky needs to be tough and leathery, food that can survive the armageddon. These days I have to go to gas stations if I want actual jerky, not mushy chunks that are so wet even the fat hasn't evaporated.
I want the intersection between bacon, beer, and beard culture to be nuked from orbit.
This obsession with pointlessly restricting your diet because you think it's "healthy". I swear half the people I know have some kind of an eating disorder.
Also, referring to eating something like a pizza as "being naughty". Fuck right off.
Saying eating a pizza is naughty is fucken gay but what's wrong with restricting your diet? Soda and cheese are crazy high in calories.A lot of fat and sugar for even small ass amount
Ancient grains are better than wheat meme needs to die.
gluttony or poor cooking skill. someone who doesn't understand how to prepare a proper sandwich will make a burger that big, or someone who just wants to eat a lot. could also be someone who thinks bread is unhealthy but eating 2 pounds of meat with no green veg in one sitting is okay.
i want people to stop thinking that "low calorie" means the same as "healthy". if you need a certain amount of calories per day, then food being low calorie just means you need to eat more of it. it's not like your total caloric need goes down by eating low calorie food.
>from hot sauce
Man. You're life must be supremely uneventful if you get your kicks from ruining food with hot sauce.
In fact, if that is why you eat it then why not just drink hot sauce whenever you want a "rush"? Why ruin the flavors of an otherwise decent meal?
Depends on the meal and sauce in question.
Someone splashing a load of hot sauce into their bolognese? Ruined a meal.
Ordering a vindaloo/phall for the same kick makes perfect sense however.
My biggest gripe with it is when people add conflicting sauces into their meals. Such as adding Tabasco or Sriracha to oriental food instead of using fresh chilis or ginger in the recipe.
They become popular when we become independent from soviet union. Still consumed for nostalgia effect. Hamburges we call them.
i think thats just because IPAs basically only have the two extremes of people that swear by them and people that really hate them. I'm opening myself here with what I'm about to say next, but I'm fortunate enough to live down the street from a really nice local brewery. It's a spot that tourists flock to in the summer but in the winter its like a safe haven for the locals. Plus the price is still decent at 5 dollars a pint. Anyway, I find that people tend to be wary of IPAs after drinking mass produced shit from a bottle for the first time. It's supposed to be hoppy which isn't the same as bitter. regardless, i think they deserve to be tasted a little more willingly to experience just what they can be like. not saying you haven't, maybe you did extensively and hated it. either way cheers
ok yeah im obnoxious you win
> tfw not a britbong, not being able to have a night with my m8s at the pub, watching the game.
> tfw as a uni student beer and bottomless fries is exactly what I want right now.
I have a beard but not one of those hipster ones. Totally agreed though - I used to live in New York, it was insufferable to see the beard+suspenders+tightgreyjeans look after the 100th time.
I hate that. I usually never finish a normal portion of fries because I'm full from my burger, I don't like paying an upcharge for bottomless anything because I feel like I'm being jewed if I don't stuff myself.
pic related is how steak should be cooked
"pineapple shouldn't be on a pizza"
seriously pizza snobs should kill themselves, pineapple and ham pizza is fucking delicious
Triple trips is right, I'm sick of guacamole. Why is it so popular? It doesn't taste like anything. It's like if you somehow made a condiment from iceberg lettuce. It just adds a creamy texture that no one wanted in the first place. Avocados are just a shitty fad that got popular because California decided that they weren't running out of water fast enough.
>Oh we only sell this burger after X o'clock.
>oh we only make x amount of the burger.
>serving a fucking burger with chips as fucking "garnish" some fries like a regular faggot.
>charging outlandish prices for a burger with no sides or drink included.
>It doesn't taste like anything
maybe don't smoke a carton of cigarettes a week and you will be able to taste things
> just a shitty fad
lol stupid flyover just got avocados in the last decade
>there are people who seriously hate pineapple
i'm not just talking about on pizza (though it is amazing on it), i'm talking in general
it's the second best fruit, only beaten by pears
maybe the watery, underripe ones your shitty flyover supermarket has are, but here they are bursting with flavor. must suck to live in an irrelevant shithole without good produce
Anyone who eats extremely spicy food isn't fooling anyone. It just tells me they have a shit palate. Having a certain amount of heat is one thing, having something so spicy as to dull every other flavor is just meme.
It's just a matter of taste and it's been scientifcally proven to be caused by testosterone levels
The more testosterone you have the more you enjoy and can tolerate spicy food
>The more testosterone you have the more you enjoy and can tolerate spicy food
lol... you can build up a tolerance to spicy food just by eating it regularly. this screams of insecurity.
>TV chefs 'teaching people to cook' by covering their food with obnoxious spicing
>"Hi I'm Jamie Oliver and today I'm going to cook a super easy smoked paprika and thyme FRESH sea bass"
>Food served on wooden blocks
>Food served in tin cans
>Food served on ANYTHING except an appropriate piece of tableware
>"Green tea is great for detoxing, it also cures cancer, heart disease, those strange feelings you have for your cousin, and high blood pressure."
>Pours boiling water onto powdered shit in a teabag
>'BBQs' with only burgers, sausages, dry untoasted buns and ketchup.
>'Specialist' coffee places that only sell "organic" pre-packaged food that is stale.
>"Yeah, I've got such a sophisticated pallet I just can't drink -insert coffee chain- coffee"
Then what about women that enjoy spicy food? They exist.
This "study" falls flat. Many cultures tolerate spicier food through tolerance.
Also, maybe a lot more men eat spicy food because they did jobs in the past that ruined their smell and taste [more common than you think, especially mining].
There are too many variables.
pretty much this
I hated spicy food when i was a kid, even when i was in the first two years of high school.
Then one day i stopped being a faggot and tried some spicy. Ive been hooked ever since
[spoiler]spicy chips ive realized go so well with a nice lager, if youy ever get the chance, drink with some flamas or those jalapeno pretzel bit shits[/spoiler]
>maybe a lot more men eat spicy food because they did jobs
Probably more the flipside of the insecurity. Men are more inclined to develop a tolerance b/c they try to do so to appear macho.
I have grown, eaten, and enjoyed peppers for many years and nothing makes me chuckle more than some ass "showing me up" by popping a whole Carolina Reaper or some such into their mouth.
>not dissembling your burger into alphabetized piles, cutting them into squares, and tossing the remains into your handler's soda while they are not looking then eating the burger piles in order using a fork.
I have a lot of actual food allergies and those fucking health fags who don't eat gluten because it's trendy drive me fucking nuts. I always want to ask them if they have celiac's, because they make it harder for people who do have the disease to be taken seriously. Fuck them.
>HURR DURR BACON BACON BACON xDDDDDD
>HAHA BACON LE MEME FOOD LOL BACON IS SO AWESOME I LOVE BACON LET'S PUT BACON ON EVERYTHING ROFL BACON IT'S JUST SO COOOL
>BACON IS LE MANLY FOOD I'LL SUCK DICK FOR BACON LOL I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY GIRL, BACON IS GOD
>LOOK AT RON SWANSON HE LIKES BACON ROFL MANLY MEN LIKE BACON LOOOOL LOOK I HAVE A BEARD AND EAT BACON, EATING BACON IS A SIGN OF MANLINESS
>ECKS FUCKING DEE
I miss when bacon was just a tasty food and not this fucking bullshit meme.
>the UK is why the world lingua franca is English
>you aren't wearing clothing from an American company, in a fashion trend from America
>you haven't eaten a burger
>you haven't seen an SUV driving down the road
>you don't watch American shows
>USD isn't what all other currencies are compared to
>you haven't seen anyone smoke tobacco
>you don't think the Midwest accent is the standard dialect for English in global communications
>you don't drink drip coffee
>you've never drank a coca-cola
>and on, and on, and on
We rule the world
Pic related isn't as bad as all these cucks say it is. Lots of selection and killer salad bar.
Yea there's a lot of fat fucking half retarded bubba's here fucking drinking gravy straight outta the coke cup.
The meme needs to die don't shoot it til ya try it.
I was supposed to get a stent to wear at night to fix it but it was like 200£ so I never bothered. Though I've never had my jaw fully lock and had to go to ER, eating a standard burger will cause it to keep painfully locking and unlocking/popping.
Sometimes I'm thankful for my elastic ligament gene. That could never happen to me. The dislocated knee and sprained ankle that took half a year each to recover might just be worth it.