Food memes that have to stop

Americans

>>7335375
>he can't fit that in his mouth

lmao

Brioche on bugers

>>7335375
What are you, a faggot?

I had dongs bigger than that

>>7335386
There is not a penis in the world with that shape.

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>>7335375
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT SAUCES

Its asinine

>>7335375
Bottomless fries

its just infinite carbs unhealthy as fuck and salted the fuck up so you buy more drink

>>7335393
Fuck that, bottomless fries are the best thing ever.

>>7335395
Ha yeah come to think of it since I posted that I checked if the pub I'm going to tonight does them. They do fuck yeah beer and chips alllllll night.

>>7335387
how sheltered are you
never had saline dongs?
lmaoing at your life

What really needs to stop is retards making meme threads.

>>7335390
babby's little tongue hurt by spices???

Jack just made his first successful meal, pork sliders.
They actually look good.

>>7335406
Kek.

>>7335524
babby wants to look tough and brag about his bottle of "Exxxtra super flaming smokin hottt sauce" due to his insecurities?

>>7335393
i mean just because they're unhealthy doesn't mean they don't taste fantastic. I would die if it meant I could spend every second until I die eating fries.

the whole craft beer shit, & im an IPA addict oregonfag saying so.

its stupid, beer is not a personality asset, its what
helps you scarf down three roast beef sandwiches in eight minutes without choking.

you, your ascot, & your gay little notepad of lexicographical flavor bullshit can all fuck out of my favorite watering holes

fuck my autism gets so triggered by this

>>7337046
Never bragged about it ever meanwhile you've whined about it once

Me: 1
You: 0

>>7335375
>burgers you can't fit in your mouth
You underestimate my power.

>>7337046
No, babby wants the endorphin rush from tricking his mind into thinking his tongue was just used to toss Satan's fiery salad.

It's not about being tough, it's about getting a brief high from eating hot shit.

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>>7337292
Is that guacamole

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OP is a massive faggot.

>>7337297
It's the same reason anytime I eat sushi I have a bowl of soy sauce with a fuck ton of wasabi.

That burn is like crack for me

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>>7335375
>food memes that have to stop

"Gourmet" beef jerky. When did it become fashionable to make jerky and stop the dehydrating process half way through? Everyone and their brother has a beef "jerky" brand that is just a bag of slightly dried out steak that gives you diarrhea before you've finished the bag. Jerky needs to be tough and leathery, food that can survive the armageddon. These days I have to go to gas stations if I want actual jerky, not mushy chunks that are so wet even the fat hasn't evaporated.

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I want the intersection between bacon, beer, and beard culture to be nuked from orbit.

This obsession with pointlessly restricting your diet because you think it's "healthy". I swear half the people I know have some kind of an eating disorder.

Also, referring to eating something like a pizza as "being naughty". Fuck right off.

>>7338302
Saying eating a pizza is naughty is fucken gay but what's wrong with restricting your diet? Soda and cheese are crazy high in calories.A lot of fat and sugar for even small ass amount

>>7335393
>so you buy more drink
I suspect that any place that serves bottomless fries also has infinite soda refills.

>>7338274
Biltong >>>>> Jerky anyway.

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>>7338176
Dat's da shit man.

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Ancient grains are better than wheat meme needs to die.

Gluten free memers should stop breathing immediately to be honest

>>7335382
Fucking thank you!!!

>>7335375
gluttony or poor cooking skill. someone who doesn't understand how to prepare a proper sandwich will make a burger that big, or someone who just wants to eat a lot. could also be someone who thinks bread is unhealthy but eating 2 pounds of meat with no green veg in one sitting is okay.

i want people to stop thinking that "low calorie" means the same as "healthy". if you need a certain amount of calories per day, then food being low calorie just means you need to eat more of it. it's not like your total caloric need goes down by eating low calorie food.

>>7335381
Outside the united states it is not custom to suck copious amounts of fat nigger cocks every day.

>>7337297
>endorphin rush
>from hot sauce
Man. You're life must be supremely uneventful if you get your kicks from ruining food with hot sauce.
In fact, if that is why you eat it then why not just drink hot sauce whenever you want a "rush"? Why ruin the flavors of an otherwise decent meal?

>>7338367
That is literally jerky.

>>7338949
>if that is why you eat it then why not just drink hot sauce whenever you want a "rush"?
not socially acceptable enough, too close to drug use behavior

IPAs.

anyone who likes IPA beers tends to be obnoxious

>>7338958
People would just think you're weird. No one would associate that with drug use, in the same way that most people don't associate sugar or caffeine addiction with drug use.

>>7338967
Because nobody drinks pure caffeine, they drink it in coffee/tea/energy drinks.

>>7339046
Yeah and hot sauce isn't pure capsaicin, mate.

>>7335375

I agree, I even hate double burgers.

A single patty is perfectly fine. Overloading of toppings is unappetizing as well.

>>7338949
Depends on the meal and sauce in question.
Someone splashing a load of hot sauce into their bolognese? Ruined a meal.
Ordering a vindaloo/phall for the same kick makes perfect sense however.

My biggest gripe with it is when people add conflicting sauces into their meals. Such as adding Tabasco or Sriracha to oriental food instead of using fresh chilis or ginger in the recipe.

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>>7339058
They become popular when we become independent from soviet union. Still consumed for nostalgia effect. Hamburges we call them.

>>7338749

What's fucking stupid is that there's nothing ancient about them.

>>7335375
Agreed. There is an optimal Beef / bread-ratio, too much beef just makes my burger shitty.

>>7338286
I've had a beard for 20 years. Can those of us who were beardly when clean faces were trendy please keep our whiskers and our lives, sir?

>>7338327
I think the guy means restricting your self to a certain number of small meals a day. like only eating the barest necessary amount to live each day

>>7335390
would you be so kind as to point at the direction of said sauce?

>>7338944

t. sven

>>7338961
i think thats just because IPAs basically only have the two extremes of people that swear by them and people that really hate them. I'm opening myself here with what I'm about to say next, but I'm fortunate enough to live down the street from a really nice local brewery. It's a spot that tourists flock to in the summer but in the winter its like a safe haven for the locals. Plus the price is still decent at 5 dollars a pint. Anyway, I find that people tend to be wary of IPAs after drinking mass produced shit from a bottle for the first time. It's supposed to be hoppy which isn't the same as bitter. regardless, i think they deserve to be tasted a little more willingly to experience just what they can be like. not saying you haven't, maybe you did extensively and hated it. either way cheers

ok yeah im obnoxious you win

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>>7338944
oh ok

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>>7335398
> tfw not a britbong, not being able to have a night with my m8s at the pub, watching the game.
> tfw as a uni student beer and bottomless fries is exactly what I want right now.

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>>7335375
>Tomato on a burger.

>>7335393
>I don't have the willpower to control my eating habits so I'm expecting the restaurant to do it for me.

>>7338286
I have a beard but not one of those hipster ones. Totally agreed though - I used to live in New York, it was insufferable to see the beard+suspenders+tightgreyjeans look after the 100th time.

>>7340148
>>7340112
>lol sweden u guise
>implying they are even niggers
>all this strawmanning
yeah, alright.
Why do americans project so hard?

>>7335382
This

>>7335393
I hate that. I usually never finish a normal portion of fries because I'm full from my burger, I don't like paying an upcharge for bottomless anything because I feel like I'm being jewed if I don't stuff myself.

>>7338286
Duh fuc? What's wrong with any of that?

>>7338286
You can take the beer and the hipster culture, but bitch I'll fucking cut you if you touch my bacon.

>>7340583
he's probably a muslim and can't grow a beard

>>7340171
The whole world likes it.
Except U. Just U. There's a good pickyfaggot.

>>7340641
>muslim
>can't grow a beard

>>7340766
Hence his frustration!

>>7340244
Not that person but you do realize your nigger cock comment is literally the same thing lol

>>7340916
It literally isn't.

>>7340949
I guess that just proves how retarded you are

>>7335381
I have TMJ one time I tried eating a Five Guys burger and I had to go to the ER to unlock my jaw

>>7335382

This

>>7342374
It literally doesn't.

>>7335375
>2016
>not being able to go Dagwood on that shit

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Undercooked steak

pic related is how steak should be cooked

>>7340244
>olaf can't handle the bants

>>7342899
>europe is only sweden
your desperation is showing.

>>7335382
This. Literally the worst bread to use for a burger.

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"pineapple shouldn't be on a pizza"

seriously pizza snobs should kill themselves, pineapple and ham pizza is fucking delicious

>>7342922
But that is the shittiest thing you can put on a pizza. People are wrong to not like it. You are the one fucking up food, not them.

>>7342922
>people with taste and decency should kill themselves

>>7343005
>people are wrong to not like it

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>>7337333
Triple trips is right, I'm sick of guacamole. Why is it so popular? It doesn't taste like anything. It's like if you somehow made a condiment from iceberg lettuce. It just adds a creamy texture that no one wanted in the first place. Avocados are just a shitty fad that got popular because California decided that they weren't running out of water fast enough.

>side bread to dishes that don't need it

>>7343023
>Suddenly: Opinions

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exclusivity meme

>Oh we only sell this burger after X o'clock.

>oh we only make x amount of the burger.

>serving a fucking burger with chips as fucking "garnish" some fries like a regular faggot.

>charging outlandish prices for a burger with no sides or drink included.

>>7343023
>It doesn't taste like anything
maybe don't smoke a carton of cigarettes a week and you will be able to taste things
> just a shitty fad
lol stupid flyover just got avocados in the last decade

>>7343005
you sir should kill yourself, seriously

>>7343023
>It doesn't taste like anything.

Sounds like you're eating shit-tier guacamole then.

>>7343023
I ageee. Guacamole on everything is lazy cooking.

>>7343057
>>7343061
I forgot that people on this board aren't used to food that actually has flavor. Avocados are for middle-aged women who like to brag to their other middle-aged women friends about how healthy they eat.

>>7343075
I think your tastebuds are just shot from being a literal shiteater your entire life

Avocado and guacamole have distinct taste

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>>7342922
>there are people who seriously hate pineapple
i'm not just talking about on pizza (though it is amazing on it), i'm talking in general
it's the second best fruit, only beaten by pears

>>7337281
I'm from Grand Rapids, MI, Beer City USA, and I second the shit out of this.

>>7343079

Either that or he's used to shit-tier supermarket avocados raised out-of-season and thus are flavorless.

>>7343075
Cados and guacs are delicious you son of a whore

>>7343075
>avocados
>no flavor
maybe the watery, underripe ones your shitty flyover supermarket has are, but here they are bursting with flavor. must suck to live in an irrelevant shithole without good produce

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no

>>7335524
Anyone who eats extremely spicy food isn't fooling anyone. It just tells me they have a shit palate. Having a certain amount of heat is one thing, having something so spicy as to dull every other flavor is just meme.

>>7343085
i actually don't like pear, but i love pineapple and strawberries desu

>>7342922
Go die in a shell hole, you nigger.

>>7343110
It's just a matter of taste and it's been scientifcally proven to be caused by testosterone levels
http://time.com/3633813/spicy-food-testosterone/

The more testosterone you have the more you enjoy and can tolerate spicy food

>>7343678
Mate, correlation does not imply causation.

>>7342922
mah nigga
>tfw pineapple, green pepper, jalapeno, red onion, and olive pizza master race

>>7343678
>The more testosterone you have the more you enjoy and can tolerate spicy food
lol... you can build up a tolerance to spicy food just by eating it regularly. this screams of insecurity.

>TV chefs 'teaching people to cook' by covering their food with obnoxious spicing
>"Hi I'm Jamie Oliver and today I'm going to cook a super easy smoked paprika and thyme FRESH sea bass"

>Food served on wooden blocks
>Food served in tin cans
>Food served on ANYTHING except an appropriate piece of tableware

>"Green tea is great for detoxing, it also cures cancer, heart disease, those strange feelings you have for your cousin, and high blood pressure."
>Pours boiling water onto powdered shit in a teabag

>'BBQs' with only burgers, sausages, dry untoasted buns and ketchup.

>'Specialist' coffee places that only sell "organic" pre-packaged food that is stale.
>"Yeah, I've got such a sophisticated pallet I just can't drink -insert coffee chain- coffee"

>>7343678
Then what about women that enjoy spicy food? They exist.

This "study" falls flat. Many cultures tolerate spicier food through tolerance.

Also, maybe a lot more men eat spicy food because they did jobs in the past that ruined their smell and taste [more common than you think, especially mining].

There are too many variables.

>>7343851
pretty much this

I hated spicy food when i was a kid, even when i was in the first two years of high school.

Then one day i stopped being a faggot and tried some spicy. Ive been hooked ever since

[spoiler]spicy chips ive realized go so well with a nice lager, if youy ever get the chance, drink with some flamas or those jalapeno pretzel bit shits[/spoiler]

>>7343883
>maybe a lot more men eat spicy food because they did jobs

Probably more the flipside of the insecurity. Men are more inclined to develop a tolerance b/c they try to do so to appear macho.
I have grown, eaten, and enjoyed peppers for many years and nothing makes me chuckle more than some ass "showing me up" by popping a whole Carolina Reaper or some such into their mouth.

>>7343678
>street shutting Indian manlets are the manliest men in the world

>>7343774
can't argue with facts

>>7344081
Except you literally can't even understand those "facts".
No where in that article is it even implied that they are linked causally.

>>7344093
More testosterone = preference for spicy food

deal with it

>>7344099
As I said. You're retarded.

>>7335375
It's the American culture to have much more than you need, and that aesthetic expresses it well :)

>>7343520
you first faggot

>>7342870
It does that sooooo oops you lost ;)
Don't comment back cause I won't care! Bye sweetie :)

courgette pasta and carrot mash. eugh

>>7344286
'no'

>>7344224
>American
>culture

>>7344333
Why did you put apostrophes around the word "no"?

>>7343678
Doesn't change the fact that they have a shit palate, able to only discern one characteristic of a dish.

>>7342922
I hate plain pineapple on pizza, it's gross and makes things gross. BUT. If you grill the pineapple first and then put it on the pizza, it's god tier.

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>>7344351
Yeah, it exists.

it's about excess in errrrr'thang

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>>7335375
>not dissembling your burger into alphabetized piles, cutting them into squares, and tossing the remains into your handler's soda while they are not looking then eating the burger piles in order using a fork.

>>7345025
No, those are Mexicans who got stuck on the wrong side of the fence when the boarder was closed.

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>>7345053

>>7345025
>Dumb savages
>Culture
nice one

>>7338777
I have a lot of actual food allergies and those fucking health fags who don't eat gluten because it's trendy drive me fucking nuts. I always want to ask them if they have celiac's, because they make it harder for people who do have the disease to be taken seriously. Fuck them.

>>7345049
>not having autism

>>7345053
You do know Mexicans aren't from mexaco there from spain

>>7343023
Jeb get out

>>7342889
>reddit

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>>7335375

>HURR DURR BACON BACON BACON xDDDDDD
>HAHA BACON LE MEME FOOD LOL BACON IS SO AWESOME I LOVE BACON LET'S PUT BACON ON EVERYTHING ROFL BACON IT'S JUST SO COOOL
>BACON IS LE MANLY FOOD I'LL SUCK DICK FOR BACON LOL I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY GIRL, BACON IS GOD
>LOOK AT RON SWANSON HE LIKES BACON ROFL MANLY MEN LIKE BACON LOOOOL LOOK I HAVE A BEARD AND EAT BACON, EATING BACON IS A SIGN OF MANLINESS
>ECKS FUCKING DEE

I miss when bacon was just a tasty food and not this fucking bullshit meme.

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Hummus on everything

>>7345427
Agreed.

Hummus on a grilled pita or with tortilla chips? Delicious.

Hummus on your shwarma? Why wouldn't you?

Hummus on anything else? WTF?

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>>7345392
Me too friend, me too.

>>7345427
I've been laughing at this for a whole minute

>>7344351
>the UK is why the world lingua franca is English
>you aren't wearing clothing from an American company, in a fashion trend from America
>you haven't eaten a burger
>you haven't seen an SUV driving down the road
>you don't watch American shows
>USD isn't what all other currencies are compared to
>you haven't seen anyone smoke tobacco
>you don't think the Midwest accent is the standard dialect for English in global communications
>you don't drink drip coffee
>you've never drank a coca-cola
>and on, and on, and on

We rule the world

>>7345392
bro this meme was like 10 years ago relaxxxxx

>>7345756
Products =/= Culture
But go ahead tell me how i celebrate thanksgiving

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>>7335375
>manlets can't fit that in their mouth

>>7343087
Milwaukee anon third'ing this

>this many calicucks in one thread

When some of the drinks are bottomless and others are not, yet the menu doesn't specify which.
I know for some shit it is obvious like alcohol, or hot chocolate or something. But still.

>>7346216
They aren't use to sucking as much dick as the taller gym "bros" due to getting better gains. Spend more time sexing the ladies.

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>>7335375
Pic related isn't as bad as all these cucks say it is. Lots of selection and killer salad bar.
Yea there's a lot of fat fucking half retarded bubba's here fucking drinking gravy straight outta the coke cup.

BUT

The meme needs to die don't shoot it til ya try it.

Everything being artisanal, handcrafted, or forged.

It's like, big deal, you're trying to make basic rustic things gourmet.

>>7342410
>TMJD
>iktf

I was supposed to get a stent to wear at night to fix it but it was like 200£ so I never bothered. Though I've never had my jaw fully lock and had to go to ER, eating a standard burger will cause it to keep painfully locking and unlocking/popping.

>>7346204
But American culture is consumerism, which is based on products, anon

>>7346348
>unironically eating at salmonella corral
ja/ck/ probably eats there

>>7340172
>muh duration!

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>>7338817
This.

>>7346588
Sometimes I'm thankful for my elastic ligament gene. That could never happen to me. The dislocated knee and sprained ankle that took half a year each to recover might just be worth it.

>>7345218
Sorry m8

>>7343093
Flyover state fag detected. Avocados are only grown in shitholes that can't grow anything else and only flyover state shitters like them because it's all they're able to eat.

Having pita beads filled with chicken breast, avo' & 'cha mayo for dinner ngl

>>7340172
Kek
Wat kind of fatass retort is that?

>>7340614
>meme hipsterfag detected

>>7343883
Women have testosterone as well you fucking miscarriage

>>7344023
>chuckle

Kek