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These bad boys were going cheap at my local fish market.
What should I do with them?
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Bring to movie theatre
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>>7333590
These are scallop fiddlers not crab legs
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>>7333590
This is tickling my brains but I can't quite remember why
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>>7333590
laffed
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Open a movie theater and sell them.

You? You'd sell crab legs
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Make sure you bring your own ramekin to score some free butter for dipping.
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>>7333585
DO: Eat them with a good friend. He will remember it and treat u wellin future.

DONT: Eat them with a girl. Too messy. Potential to be wasted if doesnt work out.
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>>7333706
>DONT: Eat them with a girl. Too messy.
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>>7333585
They tricked you, OP. Those are crab legs, not scallop fiddlers.
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>>7333585
You can do anything you put your mind to OP, don't let those crab legs decide your fate.
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>>7333585
I'd buy literally all of them boil them in a keg in cut in half over a pit fire with about 2 pounds of Old Bay and oysters, clams or whatever I could buy, dump a gallon of malt liquor in with it. Cook some rice or other cheap shit in the house to pad it out.

Doesn't really work if you don't have at least 10 friends, though.
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>>7333585
Use them as hands to cook other sea creatures
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>>7333757
That's some beautiful carbonara right there.
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>>7333585

I'll take them off your hands.
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>>7333757
Dude.
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>>7333585
>cheap crab legs
>bargain prices
>bottom feeding sea insect

Idk. But make sure your tiolet is ready
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>>7333795
But sea spiders are tasty
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>>7333585
because I lold irl
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>>7333757
kek
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put them in your ass or just boil them and eat w/butter
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>>7333757
Fucking lol
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>>7333834
Saved
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I never understood why white people (blacks too but they don't really count for anything) get so excited about crabs. Especially the way they cook it, whereby it basically has no chance of ever tasting good. And those horrid giant crab legs that have the texture of literal garbage.

Crabs and glutinous rice is basically the only time crabs will ever be acceptable in my book. Literally every other crab recipe can fuck off.
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>>7334004
>Whites, blacks, and Asians all love crab
>But I don't
>So they must all be doing something wrong!
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>>7334009
>trying to take credit for Asians managing to make something terrible actually taste amazing
Lol nice try MacKateLeeannieSkylynne
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>>7334004
>Why do literally all peoples of the world like this wonderful food I think is shitty unless it's prepared in a magical special way?
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>>7334004
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>>7334014
>yellow robo-manlets
>improving anything
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>>7334023
The only reason you think it's good is that it's somewhat more expensive than chicken tenders and therefore is something of a delicacy among people without access to legitimately good food.
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>>7333787
>when your joke isn't timely

You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

And that's my final answer.

9/11
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>>7334038
What are you insecure about?
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>>7334049
>all these old people punch lines
Jesus grandpa, how did you even find this place?
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>>7334052
My sexual performance, mostly. Your mother is an insatiable woman.
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>>7334054
Dude, you're getting a dell
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Just do this. Potatoes and corn boiling on the bottom, crab legs get steamed on top. Butter and old bay
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>>7334183
Not!
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steam them with old bay seasoning or zattarans then dip them in lemon and butter
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