She said we're going here for her birthday
what is the least shit thing? I'll just get drinks if all their food is bad.
Bonefish and the other restaurants in the same company aren't too bad, leagues better than olive garden or Fridays. Just get a steak or something, the coconut pie thing is also okay for dessert. I don't understand the bang bang shrimp BS though, people go there in droves on Wednesday just to get some shitty shrimp for $3 off.
Last time I rented a death cage in flyover land, they were playing ads for this place on the radio. I always listen to local radio when I rent a death cage. It gives me a feel for what the common people are thinking in that area.
Anyway the thing I remember most was that they were pushing wine pairings with the food, and the voice actors did the whole thing in a half laugh, like "Oh ho ho ho we're drinking wine, a thing we flyovers consider shameful! But maybe this is your chance, we'll make it nonthreatening! You won't be embarrassed! Then you can Finally Be Classy™ too!"
So, obviously they have wine. That's all I can tell you about it. I'd stick to the beer though, can you imagine what kind of bottles they have at a place like that? Probably the kind of wine that appeals to people who unironically believe Apothic Red is actually good.