Hello, today i decided to try some real american classic i hadnt before. So, i picked up KRAFT's MAC & CHEESE. Holy fuck this shit is so undescriptibly bad.
Review: From the start, it was a total dissapoint. The macs are small as fuck, they look stupid. Once boiled, their color is unappetizing, almost translucent (yuck). Then comes the sauce....Which doesnt have any color at all! How damn bad can this be? Not a glimpse of yellow to remind you its made of cheese.
The final result is gross: its like tiny macaronis were poured over with fresh semen, because it looked and more or less tasted like it. 1/10 piece of shit food. Wont ever eat again. At least the tomato was tasty.
it was pic related. i guess that explains the semen like disgusting color, but why should it not have a taste at all?
Well that'll do it. Idk anon I've never bought white cheddar flavor, but I don't think it would taste like nothing at all. Then again there's less cheese in that than on my dick (at the moment), so I guess it's entirely possible it doesn't taste like anything
Tldr get the regular neon orange colored one, but don't expect an orgasmic experience regardless
I buy the sharp cheddar and it's still pretty bland. They must've changed something at some point, I remember it being really strong.
Adding parmesan helps a bit. sometimes I even use tabasco.
KD is some terrible stuff. It's for poor people and nostalgic people who grew up poor. The presence of a box of the stuff in someone's larder is a pretty dead on class tell. Lazy middle class people with fussy children buy pic related instead, which is really no better, but says "organic" on it, so they feel a little better about feeding it to their kids. (Sneaky marketing by General Mills).
fuck off faggot, velveta cheese is molten diarrhea spewing from chester cheeto's funhole
honestly the worst substance concocted by mankind, not even sarin gas is comparable to how ungodly that fucking shit is
You don't know how wrong you are. White people who are billionaires eat Kraft products of all kinds, to some people brand recognition is just the ultimate definition of what's good
And lots of rednecks managed to become billionaires
Pic up maccaroni and your favourite cheese.
Add curcuma for color.
Add herbs and spices.
Add mushrooms or something else for taste if it's still too boring.
A little bit of efford and it's really great, trust me.