why do some people throw autistic fits when they see pineapples

>>7331097
a better question woulda be why wouldn't they do so.

>>7331097
because they are autistic.

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>>7331097
because they are american idiots who can never understand why something is so good unless they actually taste it.

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Because autists forget to balance out the flavor with the addition of anchovies.

ugghhh.

it's midnight.

and now all i want.

is a Hawaiian pizza.

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>>7331137
I didn't think people could be this retarded.

>>7331097
Because some people can only associate pineapple with dessert.

Pineapple = acidity + sweetness

If you think those flavors can't exist on a pizza, you might want to examine what the sauce is made from.

>>7331180
>spotted the ammeritard

Bacon and pineapple is much better than ham and pineapple. Probably want to throw some jalapenos on there too.

>>7331199
Mah Nigga.

>>7331199
never tried bacon but pepperoni jalpaeno and pineapple is my goto pizza

>>7331182
tomatoes are sweet? i never liked putting sugar in my sauce

>>7331294

>tomatoes are sweet?

Yeah.

>>7331294
They are supposed to be naturally, but since the tomatoes globally are getting so shitty I've never seen a recent sauce recipe that doesn't call for adding sugar

Probably because it's disgusting like you and your family

>>7331199
This.
I always get roasted chicken, bacon and pineapple on mine.

>>7331294
Tomatoes can be, but not as sweet as pineapple. Often something sweet is added to the sauce though to balance the acidity.

It's kinda like how you add carrots to Bolognese sauce.

>>7331097
Because pineapples on pizza tastes like shit if there's no ham.

>>7331326
>>7331797
How sweet a tomato is depends on when it was picked and what variety it is. Pretty much all commercial tomatoes are hybrids, picked green and ripened with ethylene gas. The exact same hybrids are still acidic, but can be much sweeter if field ripened and picked red. The hybrids are (or can be) more resistant to disease their sweeter cousins are prone to. Cherokee purples are my favorite tomato.

because most use canned pineapples which makes it too sweet

>>7331097
1. It's inauthentic as fuck
2. Pineapple is WAY too sweet for a pizza. It's like chocolate sauce on spaghetti or marshmallows on a steak. It just doesn't work, and if you think it does you have the palate of a child.

>>7331918
"authintic" pizza wasn't even a thing before americans popularized and globally exported the idea of pizza. You might as well bitch about a lack of authenticity in your lo mein or nachos.

Pineapple is perfectly fine on pizza, and chocolate is more versitile than you know, faggot. Marshmallows suck in any application, so they are irrelevant.

>>7331918
>It's inauthentic as fuck
a completely meaningless criticism, unless you're actually trying to pass something off as authentic

>>7333250

I agree with you. But to some people authenticity is super important regardless of whether you claim it or not. They get their jimmies rustled just because someone dared to make a different version of that dish.

Well, I already hate pineapple, then you are ruining a meal with the relatively earthy sweetness of tomatoes as the only notable sweet flavor by spiking it with fruit, a taste and texture that pretty much violently clashes with the entirety of the remainder of the pizza.

If you just throw slices of pineapple on a ham and cheese pizza, it's way too sweet and sour and overpowers the other flavours.
An example of a balanced pizza using sweet ingredients would be pear, caramelised onion and goat cheese.

I don't really give a shit what other people eat, as long as they don't insists on how delicious it is and how I should totally try it.
It's the equivalent of ketchup on steak. People with a decent palate will think it's stupid but if that's what you want to do with your own food, then feel free.

>>7331199
>bacon pineapple jalapeno
Fantastic topping combination. It's really hard to convince others to try it though. And who has pizza for just one person ;_;

>>7333336
hey, how's the weather up there?

>>7331097

because they're plebs who don't understand the magic of a sweet and spicy combo

Jalapeno Pineapple is delicious.

>>7333262
These people are autistic and usually don't actually belong to the culture they're so worried about.

>>7333363
The fact that there are people who too skittish to try flavor combinations produced by fucking Dominos baffles me. It's not like it's chocolate foie gras guacamole.

My favorite pizza is thin crust Pepperoni Pineapple Olive. I loved ham pineapple until I accidentally ordered pepperoni, loved it ever since.

>>7334320

Growing up, whenever my parents ordered Hawaiian pizza they always got olives on it, and for years I thought that was normal.

Actually lived in Hawaii for a few of those years, too.

>>7333395
>Jalapeno Pineapple is delicious.
indeed, but only if it's fresh pineapple and jalapeno

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>>7334645

i wish they would just call it pineapple pizza and not hawaiian. it gives hawaii a bad name

>>7334663

Blame Canada.

>>7334663
no it doesn't

>>7333363
>And who has pizza for just one person ;_;
Fuck, I can't even remember the last time I ate pizza in company with anyone. Pizza is best alone.

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>>7334707
this. eating pizza with others why?
>order a pizza late night
>watch star trek and eat pizza alone in the dark
it don't get much more comfy than that now do it?

>>7331097
because it is fucking disgusting

>>7334824
>>7334707
Pizza is great with people and without people.
Just needs a different mood.

>>7334824
>>7334707
Pizza is pretty much the definition of casual gathering food>>7334824

what are some topping combinations i should try.

im thinking about doing bacon pineapple.

>>7335064
Used to work at a local pizza joint. I used to make this for myself when I wanted pizza. The ultimate Hawaiian.

2/3 Tomato sauce
1/3 Teriyaki sauce
Red onions
Mushrooms
Chicken
Cheese
Shredded Ham
Fuckloads of pineapple
Bacon

Shit is unreal

>>7335086
Whenever I get a pizza with shredded ham its always loaded up with it, and the ham is pre-processed garbage
Ruins a pizza desu

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some people have rigid categories as to what defines good pizza

also people like to talk about of their ass a whole lot. its disinfo and they don't care about your feelings, or about the imapct of what they say.

IMHO

white sauce
pineapple
jalepenos

is the nu-pizza
but I don't mind calling it a bad name
for something that tastes
so transcendant of norms


also sweet and sour sauce fagts

>>7331097

Probably because it's fucking gross and ruins pizza.

>>7333363
bacon, pineapple, pieces of blue cheese and olives (or pickle slices).

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Bunch of retarded faggots, the lot of you.

What next you degenerates? Apples and grapes on pizza?

Fucking

Make

Me

SICK

>>7331918
>Muh authenticity
Has anyone seen the episode where Anthony Bourdain goes to Italy and has a long autistic rant about "hurr durr Americans are stupid and put pineapple on their pizza, now im gonna find a real italian chef to confirm this and laugh at my fellow americans" - and the Italian guy BTFO's Bourdain by putting Pineapple on the pizza and loving it? Even Bourdain admits he likes it.

>On American pizza: "Have you seen this shit? Hawaiian Pizza? I cannot fucking believe it. Pineapple and ham."

>On the ham and pineapple pizza he gets in Rome: "That should not have been good."

BTFO

>>7333363
>And who has pizza for just one person ;_;

Yaeh haha, whoever would d-do such a thing...

>>7331097
I think it's a matter or style. Chains have popularized Midwest style pizza, characterized by bready crust and overall greasiness. Pineapple works on this style of pizza, and my guess is most folks who are fans of pineapple on pizza are eating something that resembles Pizza Hut or Papa John's. That stuff is so far removed from the Italian origin of the dish that shit like ranch dressing, tater tots and BBQ chicken even works on it. Pineapple is hardly a stretch.

It doesn't work nearly as well on thin crust pizza (especially when the sauce is tangy and has a pronounced oregano flavor), and would be absolutely absurd on brick oven pizza.

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>>7331137
That is how all food works you idiot

>>7331097
I don't like the texture and flavor it brings. When I remove the pineapple, there is enough sweetness that remains and that tastes alright.

>>7331097
Because it's a fad food. It only became popular because of retarded normies thinking "Oooh! That's weird and exotic! I'm interesting and like trying unusual thing :) I'll try that". And then when they taste it and it doesn't absolutely suck, they think that that means it's good.

If twenty years ago (or whatever), someone put apples on a pizza instead of pineapples, you'd be defending that too, and everyone here would be saying "fucking apples on a pizza is GOAT, anyone who says otherwise is autistic".

>>7335585
apple and chicken pizza would probably be good though

>>7335567
Fuck the fucking Italian origins!

>>7335591
See, but the only reason these things sound "good" is because you're already taking an amazing type of food, and just adding something "unique" to it. All it has to do is not worsen the condition of the meal, and it gets a pass for a lot of people.
I think there's a reason why pizza traditionally mostly has just an array of vegetables and pepperoni or sausage on it. They're the flavors that best compliment the bread, sauce, and cheese.
I don't have an issue with innovation, but I'm not gonna lie when something doesn't improve a dish.

>>7335585
Sorry to break it to you but a culinary combination that's been around for 50+ years is not a "fad"

>>7335611
Why? Italian pizza can be very good. Maybe not so much Roman style, but Neapolitan is fucking delicious. Italian American is pretty good, too.

Just because Midwest pizza has become a dominant style in much of the country doesn't mean it's the only relevant kind of pizza.

>>7335634
Doesn't mean it's shit either

>>7335631
It's still the 'wacky option'. And I'm sure it's popularity has waned and risen through out the years.
Either way, it doesn't improve a pizza. It just adds an out of place flavor that isn't terrible, and for some reason that makes people think it's good.

>>7335641
It's not a wacky option. It has become commonplace and still exists on menus because people still like it and still order it.

Whether or not it improves pizza is purely subjective. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that no one else does or that no one else should.

>>7335649
>don't share your opinion because it makes me think that you're saying it should apply to everyone
Pretty sick of hearing this online. In my OPINION, it's not good, and it doesn't make sense for other people to like it, so I presented another way of looking at it that makes sense. Feel free to disagree.

>>7331817
She seems wife-able.

>>7335668
Indeed. You're entitled to your own opinion and I am entitled to mine.

Not sure why you're getting defensive about it, I don't like pineapple on pizza either. I'm just not going out of my way to fabricate reasons about why it's not a good topping for pizza.

>>7335622
There's a joint down the street from me that 'specializes' in niche pizza toppings; they offer this 'honey garlic' cheese pizza. They coat the tray with honey and bake it into the dough when they cook the 'za.

Shit.
Is.
Gooodd.
Yo.

Your taste buds can actually process more than one flavor at a time. Sweet & savory compliment eachother nicely sometimes.

>>7335690
I could have said you're getting offensive. That doesn't matter. I think it's a reasonable explanation, without proof obviously, but it's just an alternative. I also say it because I have a brother who's exact reasons for always ordering Hawaiian pizza is because he thinks it's "interesting". He also experiments with stuff while cooking and what he gets at restaurants. Usually things suck, but in the case of pineapples on pizza, it didn't suck, so he thought that meant it was good. Wouldn't be surprised if it works that way for a lot of people.

>>7335716
Sounds like it got rid of the sour part of pineapples that makes it not compliment pizza.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's good. But It's best not to drown your foods in sweetness. There's already so many foods out there that use that as a way to make people like something of low quality.

>>7335641
>And I'm sure it's popularity has waned and risen through out the years.

Same for fucking anything else that has ever existed for more than a year, you slut...

>>7335640
I'll stand by my point. There are many styles out there. Pineapple has become a standard topping in many parts of the country because the dominant style has become Midwest pizza, and pineapple works on that. But the more Italian your pizza style leans the less well pineapple works.

>>7335727
I'm sure pepperoni pizza has had a more steady following in the past 50 years.

>>7335724
This is true. Every time I put a dorito in my mouth I consider the amount of scientific r&d that went into fooling me to believe the corn I'm eating is good...

Shit is wack, yo. Read up on it, it's amazing what we still eat/call 'food'.

>>7335735
Yea I know lm just day drinking and being a salty bitch. I like pineapple 'za, tho. Honestly the ham would put the sodium over the top for me b4 the bitterness/sweetness of the pineapple.

I don't have the constitution to eat mammal meat anymore, tho so it's been forever since I've ordered the shit.

>>7335736
It's because they want us to be obese.
>>7335754
I got you. I don't like ham on pizza either, something about the way they prep it is fucking awful. It ends up rubbery.

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>chicken on pizza

>>7335821
Chicken and cheese on everyfuckingthing!

>>7331137
??? HAWAIIAN pizza is pretty popular here in the US. just how tiny is your teency-weency britbong brain

>>7333262
I think authenticity is important sometimes. People who think it's never important kind of piss me off.

That doesn't mean I'm not willing to severely fuck up a traditional dish though.

>>7333336
>People with a decent palate will think it's stupid but if that's what you want to do with your own food, then feel free.

lmao. did you think you were subtle in the sucking of your own cock?

>>7336096
>if he isn't an american he must be a limey
You're a fucking dolt mate

>>7333467
I don't know that people are too 'skittish.' I think when people get the idea to order a pizza, it's because they already know exactly what they want. When the idea pops in my head that I'm craving pizza, I generally want something greasy and salty so I get pepperoni and sausage and I don't usually stray from that. I'm not SCARED to try a new pizza, it's just that I already know exactly what I want.

>>7336127
>dolt mate
>not a britbong with a tiny brain

k

>>7331097
why not just throw some literal shit on your pizza while your at it

Itt: people who have never seen an actual pineapple and only tried canned

>>7331097
I love pineapple on certain pizzas.
I have a good friend, who's judgement I never would have trusted if I didn't know him so well, that introduced me to the Pineapple-Feta- Black Olive - Anchovy pizza. Fucking delicious.

>>7335821

this desu

(I do like CPK though as a filthy Californian)

>>7336216
Has to be the case. Anyone who has tried a fresh, perfectly ripe pineapple and didn't like it can suck all 2 inches of my hard fleshpole.

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>Fruiting your pizza

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>>7336427
>fucking your moms tight puss

shit was cash money doe nahmsayin ahah

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Pin>>7335520
Calm you're tits

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>>7336441

>>7335724
>sour part of pineapples that makes it not compliment pizza.
it compliments the ham. sounds like you just don't like pineapple and you're on some crusade against it.
>>7335736
>>7335768
>a well-seasoned corn chip is suddenly no longer food and makes you fat
stop eating a whole bag of doritos instead of just a few and maybe that won't happen

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>>7332908
>>>7331918
> Marshmallows suck in any application, so they are irrelevant.

Ngga what? Bakefag here, marshmallow fondant is great. So is toasted marshmallow fluff in a lot of recipies. Marshmallow makes a good base for tons of pies and pastries and If you don't put marshmallow I'm your ambrosia pudding you're doing it wrong.

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>>7336507
>doesn't eat all the doritos in one sitting

I really enjoy spicy sausage, jalapeno and pineapply.

>>7336520
cake decoration isnt baking

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Rate this pineapple to ham to pizza ratio.

This is a real pizza I got from a place down the street a few years ago.

>>7336538
pineapple chunks are way too big. I like it chopped thinly and more spread out so there's some surprise crunch and le burst of epik flavor.

I don't see how just getting a big mouthful of pineapple would be good.
2/10

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>>7336533
>marshmallows suck in any application
>marshmallows are excellent on cakes and pi-
>NO IT DOESN'T COUNT

kill urself my man

>>7331341
fucking THIS

>>7336570

I didn't even ask for it special. This is just how they make "Hawaiian pizza" (how I ordered it)

I've never gone back despite being less than a quarter mile away.

>>7336427
Tomato is a fruit you dope

>>7336592
yeah I would suggest trying one again somewhere else that uses fresh pineapple. those pineapples also look canned, judging by the pale color and shit. also yeah, would be ideal if they sliced them more carefully so you aren't essentially just eating pineapples and then some pizza to go with it.

>>7336533
>>>7336520
>cake decoration isnt baking
Gotta bake the shit first to decorate it retard

>>7331097
Because I hate pineapples to begin with?

>>7336598
All fruits are vegetables, but no all vegetables are fruit. Learn parrot.

>>7331137
dem digits tho...

>>7331137
Actually the sweet and savory mixture is more of an American thing

>>7331137

nigga you just went full retard

>>7337121
That's just wrong.

>>7336538
looks delicious to me. that's how I like my hawaiin pizzas

>>7336578
Marshmellow Pizza toppings

>>7334659
awwwww mary kate and ashley, nostalgic af

>>7336538
the ratio is off by a lot. rating 2/10

Pineapple is without a doubt the worst (almost) popular pizza topping in the world.

>>7339071
They Forgot The Ham -_-

>>7336523
ikr. its the fucking msg man

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Best pizza topping combo is sausage, onion, and green/red peppers. And when i say sausage I mean actual Italian sausage links sliced. Pic related isn't the best representation but whatever. I would say add mushrooms but they always get too soggy on pizza and have a weird texture because of it.

>>7339552
Looks nasty as fuck, desu.

>>7339246
The ham is under the cheese, ratio = pretty spot on

>>7337135
Not entirely. Our English (lamb with mint jelly, the penchant for relishes) and German (sauerbraten, pork cooked with apple) roots have something to do with it. Also Chinese immigrants have had an influence on American taste over the last century, and they have no fear about mixing sweet and savory.

Also triangular trade made molasses a common ingredient in early American cooking back when spices other than mace were pretty hard to come by. So classic colonial dishes like baked beans leaned toward the sweet side because onions, fatback and molasses were what they had to work with.

More recently the cheapness of both sugar and HFCS combined with the popularity of fast/convenience foods have made the sweet and savory thing even more ubiquitous. Children grow up dunking nuggets in honey mustard and using BBQ sauce as a condiment.

tl;dr Americans are way into the sweet and savory thing, but we didn't invent it.

>>7331817
Is that Boxxy?

>>7339552
Almost, anon. You forgot the mushrooms, and some red pepper flake to bring more heat. Close enough though.

>>7336520
>fondant

And THAT isn't even food.

>>7336538
>This is a real pizza

Ah, ok. Cool, cool. I thought it was fucking fake before you said its real.

>>7337135
You've got to be kidding. Just about every cuisine combines sweet and savory.

Classic European roasted meat dishes often combine sweet fruits with savory meat: the traditional French Duck with Orange sauce, for example. Fatty meats like pork, duck and goose are often roasted with prunes, apples or similar all over Europe. The British serve Lamb (and sometimes wild boar) with sweet mint jelly. Wild game is traditionally served with marmalade or jelly. The same are frequent additions to gravy served with roasted meats. The tomatoes used in Italian cooking contain a lot of sugar, and often times more sugar is added to the sauce. Thai cooking specifically seeks out all 5 tastes in most dishes, sweet and savory included. Mirin (a special kind of sweetened sake) is very common in Japanese cooking and is used in countless savory dishes. Many Chinese meat-based dishes have sweet sauces, and I don't mean only the Westernized ones. In fact all over Asia you see a combination of sweet-and-savory because the idea of a "balance of flavors" derives from traditional Asian philosophy/religion (yin-yang, Confucius). Southern Indian curries are often sweet due to the use of coconut milk, and that has been copied all over Asia as well. The list goes on...

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>>7335534
Bourdain is such a fucking hack.

>>7331817
<3

>>7331097
Hating pineapples is a meme.
The same way "I love bacon" is a meme.

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>>7339685

I think he meant he didn't put additional pineapples on it for the picture given that the amount is at a laughable level.

>>7340698
>joke.jpg

Except there was no joke. Even, the only thing resembling one was my sarcasm which was a result of his odd choice of words.

>>7340663
mate i love bacon so fucking much it isnt a meme

>>7331097
Pineapple fags need the gas.

It isn't even that good on its own unless it's fresh as fug.

this is god tier pizza...

If ever I was to get pregnant I would want to give birth to a slice of ham & pineapple pizza pie cause then I could eat it

>>7340809
>has shit taste in food

>>7339619
I don't claim we invented it, it's just much more popular here like you said

I'm from Australia and pineapple is popular as fuck here, I've never met anyone that doesn't like pineapple on pizza.

If you like a good burger pineapple goes good on them as well.

>>7342868
Lets make some hawaiian pizza, bb :^)

Why are dipshits so smug about their toppings? Just accept that most people don't like the thought of mixing fruit and cheese. Last thing I want in my mouth when eating drunk food is something fruity.

>>7342949
Interesting, never had pineapple on a burger, should look into that

>>7342969
>Why are dipshits so smug about their toppings?
why are you?

>>7342969
>never tried it
>must be shit

really, you must be boring as fuck.

>>7331165
I like anchovies