What's your favourite hot booze, laddies?
I have a cold and I'm drinking hot grog (one part dark rum, two parts hot water, teaspoon of cane sugar, juice of half a lemon and a dash of angostura bitters).
You'd recover faster if you didn't fill yourself with booze.
But dissolve one part brown sugar into two parts each of dark rum and lemon juice. Put the lemon skins in, apply a flame let it burn for a bit, then extinguish and allow to simmer for about ten minutes.
You can also use brandy instead of rum, or blend the two.
Hot toddies, obviously. Same shit, but with whiskey and lemon and no faggy bitters.
I don't care what the science Jews say, I get over a cold after one day of staying in bed and drinking my hot toddies. Nothing gets me over a cold faster than boozing it, I'm convinced that raising your blood alcohol level kills germs even though even I know that's retarded.
I like a shot of bourbon or irish wisky in a glass of tea from time to time. Try it out before going through airport security and having to take your shoes off and shit. It makes the pathetic process a bit more bareable.