>tfw you set the timer the night before on the rice cooker

>>7328304
Rice is pretty good though

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>rice and sardines
>sunday brunch
how poor are you

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>>7328304
>not realizing "poverty food" is almost always the best-tasting

There's something incredibly satisfying about a big bowl of beans and rice. I'm sad that you can't comprehend that pleasure.

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>>7328304

>having to eat poverty food because you spent all your money on a $200 rice cooker

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>>7328304
>eating any grains, root or leaf vegetables outside of poverty.
You don't want to seem like a peasant, do you?

>>7328373
Oh shit I forgot legumes, that's probably the most pathetic poor peasant food of them all. Also lobsters.

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Slightly weeb, but delicious.

>>7328439

I usually only buy the smaller, double layered sardines, but these are actually pretty good.

Mild flavor and really meaty. There's nothing worse than a sardine that turns to mush just while trying to get it out of the can.

>>7328439

How do you stand the low tide, cheap fish market odor?

>>7328783
By stuffing pantsu up my nostrils.

>>7328439

r u murrican?

also what is that seasoned with

>>7328811

The entire point of staying in bed with a rice cooker running all day and a handle of vodka at your side is to not have to dick around with pantsu.

I need some decent chopsticks. Anyone recommend some?
Amazon has bamboo disposables in sets of 100 for like $5, but I want a nice pair that I can keep.

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Second course is served with banana and mug vodka.

>>7328813

Furikake, Tabasco, and soy sauce.

The sardines are packed in olive oil with salt added.

>>7328851
I went to Xian China and got a good pair of ivory ones after seeing the same pair in a ton of shops and haggling like a star. Lied about what other shops were offering then convinced a shop keep to offer them for cheap. White grrrl getting haggling done. Spent 5 us bucks on that sweet elephant tusk oh shit I'm a horrible person.

>>7328931
haha

>>7328931

So you need to buy a round trip ticket to China and spend all your time haggling to buy a $5 pair of chopsticks that might just end up being confiscated by customs on your return trip?

Sounds legit. Post pics.

>>7328811
This is smart, holy shit.
HOLY FUCK, WHAT A GENIUS.

I gotta get me a dirty little school girl to give me hers.

>>7328931
haha girrl power xD

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>>7328333
This nigga knows

Its monday here op :'(

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Anyone who doesn't at least occasionally eat sardines is missing out.

They're one of the cheapest, healthiest foods you can buy, especially on sale, and keep on hand for years.

>>7328783

Buy anything other than the cheapest, expired gas station brand and sardines wont smell "fishy".

Just don't listen to those anons who always suggest fisherman's eggs; I tried that once and the entire house stank for two days.

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Third and final course, served with One a Day vitamin gummy* and mug vodka.

There's really nothing comfier than having hot rice ready to eat at any time of the day.

>*serving size: two gummies

>>7329173
>>7329412

Every canned fish smells fishy though. Tuna smells about the worst, canned sardines are a step up, then anchovies, then canned salmon.

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>>7329420

From least to most offensive canned fish:

Anchovy > Tuna >Sardines > Cat food > Salmon

>>7329420

Canned salmon is nasty.

>>7328313

>not liking rice or sardines
>going out to wait in line and over pay for mediocre eggs benedict

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I've had a can of pic related sitting around for a couple months.

How do they compare to sardines?

>>7328333

>something incredibly satisfying about a big bowl of beans and rice

While I entirely agree, you also have to realize that there are adults in this world who have gone through their entire lives without experiencing real hunger.

>>7329613
pea soup > all of that

Smoked oysters are good when you've been drinking whiskey.

>>7331451

Pea soup isn't fish.

>>7331059
they are pretty different

>>7333214

How so, though?

They were on sale a few months back and I bought a couple cans.

Last canned/jarred fish I bought from that store (lots of Easter European/Russian shit) was pickled herring that was disgusting, and I like pickled herring.

>>7328273
That sounds nice. I like canned fish, too. Mucho goodo.

>>7329947
Get that shit out of here. Canned salmon does not work for traditional salmon dishes but it is great for salmon patties. I love some good salmon patties. I miss you grandma.

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>>7335372

Was your grandma a cat?

>>7335372
>I love some good salmon patties

Are you me? It's what us poor people in Maryland eat in place of crabcakes.

>>7336196

>poor people in Maryland eat in place of crabcakes

That's actually kinda sad, anon.

>>7328439
>slightly weeb

Thats so Japanese I wanna nuke you. Fuck off.

>>7330702
I love both rice and sardines, the mix not so much. Note im talking about canned sardines, grilled sardines work great with rice even though they are better with potatoes. Helps that grilled sardines are a staple food in my region and ive been eating them since I remember

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>>7336262
It's not sad. It's delicious. But it takes two days to get the fish smell out of the house. Often served with mustard.

>>7329412
Three bowls rice X one tin sardines?

Anon, are you fat?

>>7332789
My dog wouldn't even eat smoked oysters, never again. I'm not bullshitting either the bitch took one sniff and ran away.