>Hey guys what kind of pizza should we order
>PEPPERONI! CHEESE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>7327828
What's wrong with pepperoni pizza?
>>7327832
Eating it once will give you cancer and AIDS
>>7327840
Well I generally get pepperoni pizza, so by now I probably have super cancer and super AIDS
Pepperoni is trash
>>7327828
gb2 2003 OP
>maddox portrays himself as manly man man who doesn't give a fuck
>turns out to be a balding shitskin numale
>>7330374
Yep. Never liked his site when it was popular, but I laughed so hard when I first saw a video by him. Not because he is clever and amusing, just because of how poorly his appearance matched his image.
>>7327828
Holy shit he's still around? Even in '03 I never understood his bullshit. So he's just a guy with very strong opinions on little shit that doesn't really matter?
maddox fucking sucks. he sort of amused me in like 2003 with his written rants, then I saw his videos. he's a faggot
>>7330374
How is he a numale?
Seriously though pepperoni on pizzas is fucking gross, just makes it a greasy disgusting mess.
>>7330374
Balding? You mean bald, he's nearly 40.
>>7330978
He does have a point about pepperonis though
>>7330990
His Podcast is actually pretty funny, basically because the vastly superior Dick Masterson pisses him off routinely and then he goes into autistic little shitfits.
>>7331049
>he's nearly 40.
My grandpa had a full head of hair during his 79 years of life. Bald people have shit genes
>>7331060
On the bald side
>Winston Churchill, saviour of the free world
On the hairy side
>your pedophile grandfather
>>7330390
You can tell he got shoved in his share of lockers in high school
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=faq
>Nothing. In fact, I love jocks. They always make sure I get my fries piping hot and my pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less.
>>7327828
i've never understood why people would get a pizza with 0 or 1 toppings.
my last pizza had minced beef, ham, salami, pineapple, bell peppers and bluecheese. shit was good
>>7327828
Maddox has always been an annoying crybaby. If you disagree, you are wrong.
>>7331228
perhaps, but he's rarely (if ever) wrong
>>7331237
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>7331258
true but most of the time and twice a day isn't the same
>>7331262
Depends on when you look at it.
>>7327828
this is you
>>7331462
Why are you so buttblasted? Your favourite topping is for children and you need to grow up a little senpai.
>>7327832
Everything.
>>7331539
>buttblasted
>senpai
The problem with pepperoni is it masks everything else. Mushrooms, any sort of peppers, even fucking sausage.
>>7331567
>Pepperoni is the best topping haha xD !
>Comes to a board about food and cooking
>Pepperoni is neither, it's just artificial meat paste in a tube that gives you cancer
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you /ck/
>>7331582
>Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you fall off your soapbox and wind yourself then squeal like a pig while the world watches and laughs.
>>7331622
How creative
>>7331056
I started listening to it because of him and have turned into a Dick Masterson masterrace
Maddox is right though. Pepperoni is fucking garbage and tastes of nothing but grease and salt.
> there are people in this thread right now that do not know maddox does a podcast with dick masterson
>>7327828
Do you think the guy in this gif knows how popular he is?
>the one friend that doesn't like certain toppings
>refuses to get their own personal pizza
>refuses to pick off the offending toppings
You're not getting a whole half of a large pizza to yourself, pig. I'm on to your shit.
>>7327828
the first website i ever went on was this guys.
So what do you cu/ck/s like on your pizza?
>>7327828
PEPPERONI MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES!
>>7331582
Pizza isn't food anyway
>>7327828
>guywithhandmeme.gif
>>7333960
Chicken, olives, lotta cheese
>>7333960
Pepperoni, mushrooms, bell peppers.
Worst is ham and pineapple. Nobody wants a sweet pizza, as evidenced by Dominos lack of an Oreo dessert pizza any longer.
>>7327828
>being this fucking mad that people like different things
>especially when it comes to fucking pizza, which is almost always edible at worst
>>7334040
>Nobody wants a sweet pizza
except me
feels bad mane
>>7334053
Don't worry anon, I love pineapple on pizza too.
>>7333960
Mushrooms, chicken, pesto, red bell peppers.
Spicy salami/mushrooms/fontina
Kalamata olives, mozzarella/feta blend, red onion
Chicken, red onion, broccoli, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce (if I want to feel fat)
Maddox screams insecurity at the highest level possible, faggot need to neck himself
>>7327832
I like it, but it's essentially disks of salt. It's one dimensional in flavor.
>>7331974
>>7332840
>>7333991
>yfw jaguars guy was present during the colombine massacre
>>7334549
I like to imagine it's satire.
>>7334576
I don't believe this
>>7331212
I feel like I'd just get a sandwich with all of those things for 4 bucks cheaper than an entire pizza
When I eat pizza, it's for the greasy cheese, tomato sauce, and crust-- Not for the toppings
>>7333960
any meat but fish or prawns
any toppings except pineapple
This shit is gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpCr5pi3nE
>>7334749
>any toppings except pineapple
>>7331212
>pineapple
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>7335446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-GojSsvOWg
>square slices
>prawns with tails still attached
>eggplant or zucchini
>satay
>>7334616
It's true actually.
>>7335657
>>7335572
Literally nothing wrong with square slices
>>7327828
Maddox is an idiot though
>complaining about sodium nitrate
That's enough to make a person eligible for "special school"
>>7331967
>They haven't bought the bonus episodes