waterbro thread

sparkling water desu

backyard, straight from the hose, warmed by the sun.

>>7327679
i like mint water

>>7327679
Drink it slow over the whole day. Add a bit of a good mineral rich sea or rock salt. Don't gulp.

>>7327679
my favorite water is water

faggot

You're asking for a kind of water that doesn't produce piss? Seriously?
I guess salt water.

>>7327732

I think salt water causes you to pee more.
Pure water has the opposite effect

>>7327679

Lemon water is a classic. Cucumber water is good too, but I couldn't drink it without feeling like a shitty, middle aged, upper middle class, suburban, white woman who saw it on pintrest.

I like filtered tap water. The tap water where I live is pretty good as is but when filtered it's even better.

>>7327814
My crunchy-granola friend in highschool showed me cucumber water, I love it but I don't feel like preparing it

>>7327814
>but I couldn't drink it without feeling like a shitty, middle aged, upper middle class, suburban, white woman who saw it on pintrest.
Pff, that's nothing.
I cant drink it, because I saw it on cooking with jack...
Get on my level, pleb!

But on a more serious note: I dont get this "infused" water stuff. Add some juice? fine, adds some taste. But unless you put in massive amounts, or leave stuff in forever, just having a lemon playing the hunt for red october in a jug of water doesnt really do much for me. Are my tastebuds wrong, or is this just a meme?

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>>7327679

>>7328440
Those aren't waters you dunce

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LACROIX
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>>7328512
Sorry.
Did you guys know you can do this?

>>7328514
Damn, La Croix has the best can art.

>>7327679
Either puke it up or piss it out. What goes in must come out eventually you literal retard.

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>>7328519

>>7328514
That stuff is nasty tastes like metal and bittter water

I do like seltza but that stuff sucks

>>7328546
The coconut flavor is really good.

>>7328519
>>7328524
Yes. Literally everyone knows you can do that.

>>7328524
Not on macs

>>7328524
Hoooooooly Shit I never knew that
I was always fucking downloading the picture first
Thanks

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>>7328524
holy shit

>>7328553
I've been browsing for years and I didn't know this

>>7327686
Delicious lead.

Best water is straight from the backyard garden hose

>>7328873
no you havent

>>7328926
I have and I didn't.

>Become thirsty
>Drink pee
>Not thirsty any more
>Become thirsty
>Drink pee
>Not thirsty any more
>Become thirsty
>...

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>>7328524
Woah

>>7328553
I didn't know that.

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>>7328520
>Damn, La Croix has the best can art.
They better, for $5 a 12 pack.


I just get carbonated water and throw in one or two of these. Considerably cheaper.

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Bogo lacroix at publix, stock up publix bros

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>tfw sipping on a cold jar of 'fused 'ter

>>7329180
:O

I'm about to go grocery shopping. Hopefully my Kroger affiliate has them on sale.

>>7328524
>>7328519
fuck my shitting ass I've been using this shit for 8 years and never tried it

>>7329170
truuuuuuuuuu

>>7327679
The water in the city I go to college tastes horrible, so I just use a brita and dump random fruits into it to mask the flavor.

>>7328524
How long has this been a thing?

>>7328433
It's all about the look 2bh.
That's why you use those big glass cylinder bottles and stuff pretty looking fruit and shit in, so it looks all crafty and neat cause you're so artsy and sophisticated or whatever.

>>7328520
I know, right? Reminds me of being at a beach house in the early 90s.

>>7328433
I find it potent enough. I like the flavor to be subtle, but still present.

>>7327679
Try working somewhere physical. I work as an installer and during the week in the Summer I'll go through 2 1/2-3 liters without pissing.

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>blueberry infused water

>literally just dumped a handful of blueberries into a jar of water

are you fucking kidding me? just drink some goddamn water and shut the fuck up

also

>any ways of making it so you don't have to piss all the time

oh. its bait.

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>>7329188
:(

>>7327679
Tap.

>>7329268
>How long has this been a thing?
Quite a while. Windows just goes out to the address, downloads the image to a temp folder, and then uploaded it to 4chan from that temp folder.

>>7328524
>2016
>Having a 4chan pass
Cool trick though.

>>7328524
>Windows 10
>Chrome
lmao probably have beans in ur carabonara

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>>7328524
ive been 4chan for over a decade and I never knew this

>mfw it works

>>7330144
It's not exclusive to 4chan, pretty much anything that uses the windows fm interface will work.
I think below windows 8 or 10, you need to put quotes around the string. Or at least that's what I've been doing. I didn't know you could omit the quotes.

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>>7328589
>>7328867
>>7329268
>>7329779
>>7330144
>>7330159
The fuck is wrong with all of you?

It's literally been a thing for nearly a decade.

Pic related because it sounds like bechamel.

>>7329180
>>7328514
Pampelmousse is best la crotch.

I think that means grapefruit in french or something.

>>7330182
you think useful information and developments are just handed out freely to everyone?

>>7327682
This

Sparkling water is nice. I use my sodastream to make it when i want.

Add some lemon juice from my lemon bush.

Better than callistoga! Wa la!

Clean water.

How fucking fat do you need to be to need to add flavoring to your water in order for you to drink it?

>b-but muh vitamins!

All pseudoscience.

>>7330335
>liking flavor means you're fat
your anger is making you irrational

Water with any kind of flavoring is no longer water.

it's a drink

I used to freeze fruit and pop it in my water but than the fruit started soaking up too much water and getting disgusting so I stopped

>>7327679
regular
but GOAT infused water is cucumber

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>>7327686
Seriously. Why the fuck is water from the hose so good?

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>>7328524
By god...

>>7327679
Increased salt intake will help you hold onto water longer without pissing it out, that's why electrolytes in sports drinks are a thing, they let you take in more water and hold onto it for better hydration.
Increased salt can also increase the risks for various health issues though so you should consider it in relation to your/your family's medical history and consult your doctor, personally I have medical issues that necessitate heavy salt intake.

>>7331418
Because you're a filthy animal.

>>7332590
Related:

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/#.Vq-8fPkrKUk

>>7332611
fuck that's sad

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>>7328524

>>7331269
cell walls start to break down from the water in fruit being frozen and forming crystals. it's probably better just to add a splash of juice to a glass of water anyway.

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>>7328524
Holy fuck, oh my lawd.