You're enjoying a nice meal outside a cafe and someone comes close to you and says "No meat is humane" and walks away. What do you do?
"I FEAR FOR MY LIFE" while i pull out my ccw and waste that fool. "he was reaching for a gun"
I'd go "I'll show you how humane my meat is" and blackout knock him down. Then I'll drag him back home and tie him up whereas when he wakes up, I'll shove my cock down his throat after rubbing my meat with chicken blood and salami fat and shove a sausage up his butt. Then as he's crying and degraded by the souls of a thousand dead, baby roosters, I'll whisper in his ear "Call meat inhumane once more and I'll turn you into human meat," then I'll lick his face.
No homo though.
"I'm glad it's not human, I paid for pork!!!!1!"
>Why am I outside?
>Where am I?
>Hold on, I'm still at home
>Why am I crying naked over a bowl of baked beans?
>Do baked beans have meat in?
Yell "the Chinese are right,suffering makes it taste better!"
Or "I'd eat you if I could." Maybe "there's no such thing as a vegan lifestyle"
Probably not though. I'm eating, I don't want to get into an IRL shitposting match. Did you guys see the L.A. Episode of I'll Have What Phill's Having?
Tell my date that I'm a super secret spy agent and that was a secret message from head quarters. We must go back to my place immediately and engage in rough sex.
She'll either see the joke and run with it resulting in fun sexy times, or think that I'm a wierdo and leave (good because she's boring), or somehow believe that bullshit and I'd amuse myself by seeing how far I take this while still engaging in the rough sex.
I like it rough.
I'd say "yup", and continue eating.
We're working on bettering things, but fixing everything in a snap for good causes is not a realistic goal. We'll be able to address the abuse of animals in the civilized modern countries soon enough with sufficient legislation and advancement in factory technology. With that example, failed modern states will eventually follow, and then the pre-modern states as their wealth and stability gradually improves. By the time this occurs, we will most likely be phasing animal-based meat production or meat-eating out in large scale, sans artisanal cattle farmers and ideological meat eaters, who will naturally be afforded their personal freedom of choice.