>heated up beans on two pieces of toast
Pretty hobo tier but decent enough to eat
>cucumbers as a garnish/side not even uniformly cut
Fucking what? How would you even decide on adding cucumbers to those to beans and toast? Was that the only thing in the fridge? That's the only reason I think that's why theyre on there.
I would fry the beans up with some salt n pepper, two slices of toast with butter on it on the side, and a little bowl with nice cut cucumbers with a bit of ranch in there. Me doing something like that, you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
Wait... so could you actually do that? Say you have boneless chicken diced, and uncooked rice with the correct amount of liquids plus teriyaki sauce in a crock pot for 8 hours work? Who am I kidding haha
>Say you have boneless chicken diced, and uncooked rice with the correct amount of liquids plus teriyaki sauce in a crock pot for 8 hours work?
I don't know about in a crock pot, but isn't that pretty much how you make jambalaya?
>Burnt black steak
>Scallop looks rubber-tier
>Not using pancetta in place of bacon
>No sauce on what looks to be boiled crab leg
>"OMG guis, our men are lucky!"
At least they didn't screw up the corn too bad, to their credit.
>Me doing something like that, you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
I bet you'd use real bread too, like a rye sourdough. Plz be wife?
>oh, some pasta and veggies
>MFW i realise the "pasta" is actually cherios.
i don't know what, but that triggered me more than anything in this thread
neither does mine, that's why she doesn't cook at all.
i blame the feminist movement. teaching women they don't need to know how to cook because they're "stronk independent womyn"
which caused every good looking women to give up the kitchen.
>MFW gf tries to serve what looks like charcoal
>MFW pork chop and mackarel missing from fridge
>MFW can't tell which one it is.
Salad shrimp. Super tiny. Not meant at all to be used in the way she used then. Outside of the fact everything else being awful about that plate of "food" lol. It's used commonly in shrimp salad and seafood dips
>how is that bad? yeah, not good, but definitely edible
It's one of my better ones, I have a small folder
>it's socially unacceptable to be blackout drunk on a weekday morning
I agree with your assertion you
>first world country
the country I live in has a higher standard of living than the US of A (in my humble opinion)
>Thank God you're old enough to the point where it doesn't matter anymore
I was cooking for myself when I was 6 or 7, my parents let me use the kitchen (gas stove) when I was 8.
mom is a fantastic cook and taught me almost everything from a young age. she's definitely emancipated and the opposite of your traditional woman, probs works harder than my dad. don't know if she calls herself a feminist, not like it matters.
i'm sorry but the feminism conspiracy is a lie
Threads like these make me understand why my boyfriend was so hesitant to let me cook for him.
> his ex-girlfriend never touched food unless it was "no no no u silly boy u don't know how to cook alfredo :^) let me" canned sauce and mushy noodles with fruit in it for some reason
>literally had to invite him to family dinner and not tell him who cooked the meal to get him to try my cooking.
I don't get women who don't cook. I don't get men who don't cook either.
Like, why not atleast learn the basics? I learned to cook when I was like 13, and I'd feel completely handicapped not knowing how to cook
Women who use feminism to not cook are just lazy
>I don't get women who don't cook. I don't get men who don't cook either.
Some people genuinely don't have the time or the inclination. Most people are just lazy because buying premade shit is cheap and ordering in is easy.
these aren't even bad, somebody just sucks at taking pictures so they look all depressing
I think this is like green curry? I had it once and it was decent. Doesn't look appealing though, so if the purpose is to brag about how tasty her food is then she should have picked something else
>Be a girl, 320lbs, very hairy and ugly
>26, virgin due to aforementioned ugly fatness
>Get a guy to agree to a date from tinder
>he is a soldier
>Invite him to my house for dinner, tell him I will cook for him
>Remember these threads
>Want to break the ice to show a bit more of my personality
>buy 10 american cheese slices
>buy cupcake papers
>put the cheese into the cupcake papers
>fill with raw flour
>burn the flower under the broiler
>put some of my little brothers army men into the flour
>message him saying 'we're having army ration cupcakes, I know how to please my man!'
>he doesn't respond
>never shows up
>never hear from him again
damn these threads make me feel bad
I cook, both of my mother in laws cook, and most of my female friends cook [not this wifey material shit]. We all live in the USA.
It's probably people just meeting shitty people.
Then again, I was raised in the Deep South so would that have anything to do with it?
>you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
You're correct. You're on 4chan, acting pretentious, smug, missing the entire point of a thread, and then bragging about it. Trying to seem cool or gain e-cred on a fucking Singaporean coin collecting site.
I wouldn't think that about you, because I know that about you. You're still living in the same gutter in which you were born.
you dumb fucking faggot.
>at least 4 starches on the plate
>not sure if that's chicken between the rice and bread or not
>gravy on errthang
fuck. some people just needs lessons in basic nutrition, I swear...
this whole thread. wtf man. They must be trying to get a divorce
personally I've never been a massive fan of salad greens, I can understand iceberg in something that's already heavy in flavour, a burger being a perfect example, but I can't fucking understand people who put it in salad. The leafy green is the bulk of the salad, and needs it's own flavour, something iceberg doesn't have enough of.
Are you having a laugh? Tomato slices are an excellent topping. They provide a refreshing break between the heaviness of the cheese and the bread, the way the juice bursts out when you bite into it. I always put tomatoes on my margarita pizza.
Carrots, cream sourdough and seasoning. Not hard to cook REAL food
it bothers me a lot that the bitch munched the chicken at the top. it was supposedly her mans food, should be untouched. this woman besides a lousy cook will bribe him in the future. into the trash.
>straight from the package hotdog just for shits
Wings only: ok
Macaroni noodles: ... ok
Mysterious color to the 'sauce' ... ok
AS LONG as it is still cooking.
you better peel that chicken off those bones, shred it nicely, stir it in, and let it finish cooking down.
Then you'll have my respect.
The weird thing is, my woman and her sister both dont follow the lastest wave femynyst movement yet still have no desire to cook. she sure loves to stand there and ask questions, get confused, then say cooking is hard though. I blame her mother.
Arrangement: piss poor.
Nutrition: Full marks
Cooking: Those peas look properly done and the chicken looks great.
Advice - this needs a starch. Instead of applesauce, prepare mashed potatoes for a KO finish.
Sauce for the love of God. SAAAAUCE.
Please. I don't care if she has a cock.
This. Iceberg is a great topping for things because it adds so much texture and its clean flavor really helps cut fat, but it's utter shit by itself or in salad because it's too bland.
>Mfw my mom was standing behind me and asked if there was a recipe for this
Wouldn't say it's everyone. I make completely fine food and I am not planning to leech on anyone in the future or be a stonk independent womyn with a gender studies degree. Cooking is just basic life skills.
Also, don't they teach you cooking at school? We got some rare shitty cooking classes at school. Maybe it's just a thing around here.
Why is she like that? Holy crap that's not a big mess. Unless your cooking error caused permanent damage to the house, it's not that bad; having to get floors, walls, or appliances replaced, now that's bad.
The only way these women can ever hope to become wife material is by getting good degrees, getting an amazing job that pays mad money and getting their househusbands to cook for them, because they're not winning over any (self-respecting) men with their cooking "skills".
[spoiler]I wouldn't even mind being a househusband for a hardworking wife who can barely boil water[/spoiler]
Those are golabki. Not much to look at but they're actually quite tasty.
Why the fuck do people think knowing how to cook is a gendered issue
Men should know how to cook. Women should know how to cook. Everyone should know how to make themselves and others a goddamn decent meal because always expecting someone else to cook for you is pathetic and juvenile.
It's basic taste and survival goddamn
Probably because cooking takes time and effort and all of that time and effort just fell on the floor and went to waste for nothing and she's upset about it.
I bet she tripped over the cat. Fuck cats.
Fuck off reddit. God forbid I dream of a cozy life where after coming home from work, I can sit down to a warm dinner made by a (happy) wife
My wife makes nice soup. But the kitchen is my sanctuary.
If I pry 'em off the rocks my wife cooks 'em and we both eat them.
You'd be surprised at the amount of delicious pre-made food they have at Costco. Stuffed chicken, meatballs, quiche, lasagna, cured meats, vegetables, rice. Not to mention all the shelf stable stuff, soups, curries, snacks, fruit, jarred vegetables and beans, etc. It isn't even expensive.
>recently got the snip. Kept the balls though
That doesn't make any sense. Do you mean she got an orchidectomy (removing balls but keeping the penis) because there's no mtf surgery that keeps the balls, with srs (rearranging the penis into a vagina/vulva) it's not possible to keep the balls.
I was ten and I knew how to cook watching my brother. I'm reminded that this is the TV dinner era, and most of these women were children/teens when they were still hot shit.
For fucking sake's, at seven I knew you needed to grate blocked cheese. I was grating it at the same age even. This whole thread is making me angry.
>have great gf
>loyal, submissive, qt
>terrible cook, knows basically nothing
>also gets extremely embarrassed at not knowing something or doing it wrong or etc., no idea why, she has a degree after all
>if we eat anything at home, I cook it since I'm pretty good and know more
>meet her parents
>mom is loud, typical american with jesus bumper stickers all over her car
>despite being a walking talking meme, has no idea how to cook anything besides the most basic of recipes
>talking to her mom about the first time I tried to make chili con carne, I didn't bother reading about it at all since I thought I was 2procook
>added way too much tomato, ended up being extremely acidic, edible but why
>she cuts me off and says "canned tomatoes is the base of chili though"
>proceeds to tell me her secret chili recipe that involves putting 2 cans of baked beans, 2 cans of canned crushed tomatoes and a pound of raw beef in a slow cooker
She's also stated that when herbs are dried, you double the amount since they "are smaller".
The only thing not there is water, those things are the concentrated version.
This isn't that bad, though the corn is too much; it seems like the kind of food people with hangovers would like. But it becomes bad with that level of bragging, plus the plastic utensil is the cherry on top.
Personally, I don't think it's feminism. I've noticed that a lot of young women and men can't cook or start learning late. It's just that our society focuses on a lot of other things now, and home-y things like cooking and sewing are not deemed that important anymore and learning it has become not mandatory.