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Give me your bong approved Fish and Chips recipes.
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Give me your bong approved Fish and Chips recipes.
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>drink four tinnies of special brew
>go to chippie
>order fish
>order chips
>slur shit about inevitable brown person behind the till at top of voice
Anything would be inauthentic.
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Bongs for the most part don't know how to make fish and chips.

Just look up a good french fry recipe, a beer batter recipe, and learn how to deep fry.
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>>7325341
authenticity confirmed
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>>7325349
A French fry recipe would be inappropriate in this case, OP needs a fried steak fry recipe. But you're right.

But whatever you do, OP, don't bake anything.
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>>7325341
>tinnies

Ausfailia pls
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Go to your local chippie shop and order fish and chips with a tub of your favourite covering be it mushy peas, gravy baked beans or curry sauce. Or if your like me have the fish separate wrapped and have mushy peas etc covered over your chips.

Optional is a potato fritter instead of fish if your a weird vegetarian.

It is never the same when made at home.
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>>7325349
French fries are wimpy, pathetic excuses for a "chip". If you want french fries just go to McDs.
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>>7325349
>Bongs for the most part don't know how to make fish and chips
Mate I don't think you understand
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>>7325432

Just because it's associated with bongistan doesn't mean other countries haven't been eating superior versions of it for decades.
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Beer battered fish
Decent portion of chippy chips
Plenty of vinegar
Mushy peas
Served in a newspaper
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>>7325578
Only hipsters serve fish and chips in anything similar to newspaper now.
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>>7325605
It's not even real newspaper, it's printed specially with ink that won't leach from the paper. Like you said for hipsters who enjoy spending more money than they need to.
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Just go to the local chippy m8. Get some gravy on them bad boys.
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>Went to bongland once
>Now the mere mention of fish n chips make me want to throw up my guts
Fucking bongs get some better food culture
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>>7325605
And authentic fish and chip shops in the UK.
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>>7325740
Can't even get that anymore in NZ.
It got banned so now we just get it wrapped in white news.
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>>7326445
You obviously don't live in the UK if you think that. Food regulations mean that it hasn't been done for almost a decade.
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heres a recipe for the fish part;

Beer Battered Fish
4 cod fillets
3/4 cup white flour
1 garlic clove, minced
1 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1 egg
1/2 cup beer
white flour, for dredging
canola oil, for frying
Heat oil in a dutch oven to 365F.
Rinse and dry fish.
In a bowl, combine flour, garlic, paprika, cayenne, salt, pepper, egg and beer. Mix well until a batter is formed. Add more flour or beer if necessary.
Dredge fish through flour, then batter. Fry in dutch oven, turning once until golden brown. Place on cooling rack over brown paper bag. Serve with malt vinegar.
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>>7324358
Fish and chips is fucking garbage.
The chips are all frozen, and usually soggy limp and disgusting.
The fish is always coated with and overly greasy batter and the fish is always overcooked and dry as fuck.

Its food for tourists and OAPs. I don't know anyone that eats fish and chips regularly. If you're gonna get fast food its just not as good as a curry or a pizza.

Fuck fish and chips
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>>7327848
sometimes you really just want a big pile of greasy potatos and fish related products served rolled in paper

really hits the spot
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>>7325740

japan does that as well. 'british pubs' here serve fish nuggets and about 15 chips in a basket with a fake newspaper at the bottom featuring headlines about the beatles. pretty authentic.
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>anything but heston's
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>>7325349

Its true. We get our fish and chips from "Chip shops". Only a very small number of highly trained individuals know the secret. The rest of us queue up in the chip shop every Wednesday evening (chippy day).
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>>7327894
basically, why bother learning to cook fish & chips when a) it's better produced at larger scales than a home kitchen b) people will do it for you c) you can spend more time drinking cider and less time preparing food
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>>7325361
What is the Midlands and North.
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>>7327986
wouldn't know pal.
I hear its a cultural wasteland inhabited by Pakistanis with sharia law in full operation.

How are you planning to vote in the EU referendum?
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>>7328008
says someone from the south
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>>7328008
>cultural wasteland

The north is the most culturally rich part of England.
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>>7328008
midlands are quite white except for Birmingham
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>>7328017
fucking right mate.
If i tried to go any further south I'd get my feet wet.

>>7328021
No
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Well, first you're gonna need a beer.
Then, take that beer, give it momma. She'll drink it and take you to captain d's. THere you can get some very tasty Fish and Fries! Make sure not to eat it in the car or momma will give you hurting....
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>>7328021
well, i duon't know about that. i'm an american, but spent three years in meyserside
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>>7325429
Nice meem
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>>7325605
in uk, they serve it in the same type of paper that is used for newspaper, just nothing printe don it
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>>7328030
>temporary scouser
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>>7328044
ha. I guess you could say that.

that working class accent in liverpool though...so hard to udnerstands
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just get a munchy box you fat cunt
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>>7328050
>associating with the working class
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>>7328079
well I had to taxis sometimes
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>>7327848
Nobody should be eating it regularly, just like nobody should be eating pizza or burgers regularly.

But I find the limpness great. I think it increases the mashed-potato-y-ess of the chips.

>>7328036
Wrong. Why do you people keep pretending you know what you're talking about? The paper that most often comes with fish and chips now has a texture more like parchment paper than newspaper. It's evident by the way it tears that it's not newspaper-like.
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>>7327848
of course people eat it regularly- that's why every town has a chippy. even ones that aren't goutist agaireja
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>>7328495
no, it's like newspaper. i live in england, you stupid fuck
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>>7324358
>pop to supermarket and get microwave packet of butter chicken curry and some cans of lager
>pop over to the chippy down your street and get a portion of chips without salt or vinegar
>pour butter chicken over plate of chips
>proceed to eat curry and chips with lager

there you go, lad
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>>7325361
What is nz
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>>7329908

A: the best country
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>>7329908
Australia's faggoty little brother.
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>>7329908
the place they filmed the harry potter films
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>>7330530

hello sheep shagger
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>>7325361
fun fact: australia doesn't call a fish & chip shop a 'chippie'.
in australia a 'chippie' is a carpenter.

every time you try to put shit on a australia you make yourself look stupid.
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>>7329115

At some gimmick shop maybe. It's not actually newspaper anymore.
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>>7329115
None of the locals use newspaper or fake-newspaper 'round here, and there are plenty.

You must be in a time warp. Are shoulder pads still in?
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>>7330550
>in australia a 'chippie' is a carpenter.
to be fair they're also chippies in parts/most of the uk, it's just that us brits can distinguish chippies from chippies by context.
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>>7329115
Picture of food grade unprinted news paper then.
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>>7325441
But every other country has shit fish n chips tho?
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>>7328021
Hahahahaha

Norfolk has more culture than that shithole
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>>7330538
Fucking Welsh distorting the stats
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>>7328062

>tfw you will never enjoy a munchie box
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>>7325361
Buttmad Southern cunt detected.
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>>7325341
>brown people
>in chip shop

no m8, those are the takeaways

i guess the chippy is a kind of takeaway but theyre usually white

also
>tinnies
convict detected
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>>7329115
all of my local chip shops use glassine on the inside and newsprint around for warmth

one of them uses printed newspapers from the newsagents 3 doors down, sometimes you get cut out coupons for burger king and the likes from the wrapping paper

i havent seen anywhere just use newsprint in about a decade
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>>7332223
kill yourself

>durr uk is bad
>durr not real food
>durrr amirite guys

get out, swine
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>>7332197
Going by your objection to brown people and tinnies, I doubt you've ever set foot in the north.
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>>7332223
>it's not tendies or pulled pork so it's for babies
Translated, no need to thank me
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