>order pizza online
>pick up instead of delivery
I used to deliver for pizza hut and a few times I've had customers that lived literally less than 1/4 mile away and would tip $5. One was directly behind the pizza hut and I just walked it over to their house. They weren't disabled or anything, made no sense at all unless they were too retarded to realize they live next to pizza hut.
There are usually better deals if you collect and sometimes the minimum order amount doesn't apply if you collect.