Alright, so my Boyfriends birthday is coming up next month and I wanna surprise him with a cake.
I'm going to make it from scratch, and completely organic.
But I'm wavering on how to decorate it. He's really into Boxing, so I was thinking maybe just a smash cake with boxing gloves on top.
We also met at work, at a pizza place. So I was also thinking about making a pizza cake, with like fruit/candy toppings.
He's very athletic, likes working out, hiking, all that. So maybe something related to that?
He's turning 23..
At least make the hands a darker color, fucking Christ. Can barely see the hands at all.
Not enough jelly for the prolapse either.
Horribly decorated, 2/10,
Two points for trying to be humorous and possible decent flavor.
OP came here for advice. It's unlikely that his is going to look any better.
How about no cake. A standard organic vanilla cake with good plain frosting/decorating tools will cost you quite a bit if you already don't have most if not all the ingredients/tools. How about you spend that money on something he will use instead of making him a gains gobblin cake you expect him to eat and will get stale after a couple days.
Renew gym membership. Get him new boxing gear. Let him put it in your butt. Give the guy something he can use not something that uses his birthday as a podium to show you can make an organic cake with some fake deer or boxing gloves made out of frosting.
>L2 girlfriend n00b
OP- Its going to be small cake for two people, and I have the money to waste on him.
I also have already order his gifts as well, a new beanie he asked for, and a new lifting bench, and some compression shorts.
Also planning on wicked blowjob, as he is saving sex for marriage.
(He's a churchboy,but its ok iblove him anyway lel)