Need instructions to make an omelet with minimal ingredients

>>7314174
>omelet
Is that similar to an omelette ?

>beat eggs with dash of milk
>chop whatever you have on hand
>combine contents in hot pan

Wala

>>7314205
Do I use butter or oil?

sigh,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

next.

Is the cat food a potential ingredient?

>>7314205
Why would I chop my fingers?

>>7314223
yuck he actually browns eggs. the classic one looks good tho

>>7314215
Butter, oil, fuck, sometimes I even use bacon drippings if I have any
>>7314227
If that's how you roll
>>7314229
Cheaper than ham

>>7314215
yes

OP here. Attempting to make omelet now. Will post results.

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K done. Rate my omelette out of 10

>>7314223
Man that French omelette looks so damn good

>heat pan on medium heat
>whisk eggs together (no seasoning yet)
>butter up hot pan, pour in eggs, turn heat to medium-low
>after about a minute you should see the egg starting to cook and solidify, lay your ingredients on top and cook for 30 seconds more then turn to low
>fold the omelette in half, cook on each side for about a minute

WALA

The times don't have to be exact; as you make them more and more you get to know what to do.

I suggest trying a combo of cream cheese, chives and smoked salmon.

>>7314294
Looks flat/10

Did you put anything in it? Cheese? Or did you just fry beaten eggs and fold them over on the plate?

>>7314294
Looks dry.

>>7314174
Put eggs, milk, and whatever you want into a plastic bag. Boil the bag for 14 minutes.

>>7314311
Looks like an egg tortilla