>"Yeah, I'm a pretty serious cook" >measures

>>7312445
>3 cups of USDA prime steak please

>>7312445
how are you supposed to measure liquids by weight? Everything water based has a known weight per cubic centimeter anyway.

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>>7313352
I'll have a 1/2 stone steak please.

>I have to measure

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>1½ cups of honey
>4 sticks of butter
>2 quarts of milk
>1 lb chocolate chips
>5 gallons of mountain dew

>preheat oven to 8000°F

>>7312445
>"Yeah, I'm a pretty serious cook"
Literally who says they're a 'serious cook'?

>"yeah you can eat my ass"
>makes you wear a condom for sex

>>7312445
>"Yeah I'm a pretty serious cuck"
>measures the semen in his wife's vagina by taste

>2 3/4 cups of flour
>1/3rd stick of utterly butterly
>one super market standard size of chocolate shavings
>milk to taste

>>7313508
Thats fucked up.
Everyone knows dudes cant get pregnant.

>>7313508
ohhh, you mean rimming, i miss understood that, being on /ck/ and all

>heat oil to 500ºf
>don't use olive oil because low smoke point
>deep fry food at 320ºf to properly cook the center