Even if you add and like beans in your chili, you secretly admit

Nice meme reddit. Why don't you leave and take your memes with you?

>>7310857
/Thread
Boring bait.
Anyone who replies forthwith is a faggot.
Goodbye.

>>7310862
This guy puts beans in his chili.

>>7310864
Another bean in chili fag.

Got a pot of chili on the stove right now.
It's got red kidney beans, corn, and chickpeas in it.
AMA.

>>7310873
What's your highest level of education?

>>7310876
I went for two years at University. Didn't get a degree though. Now I'm stuck making $25/h.

>>7310864
>forthwith
Either this word does not mean what you think it means, or misusing this word with flagrant disregard for its intended meaning is some fresh new meming the meaning of which I am unaware.

>>7310881
he's memeing

lurk more

>>7310865
I do, but i do not put reddit memes in my /ck/.

>>7310876
>>7310873
>>7310872
>>7310865
see
>>7310864
Faggots

>>7310880
Exactly what I expect from a bean fag.

>>7310885
and yourself, presumably?

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>>7310873
>>7310880
Pic related.

>>7310895
Wow, you weren't kidding.

Definitely not a chili.

>>7310898
But it is literally chili.
>make ham and cheese sandwich
>put a slice of ttomato in it
>suddenly it's not a ham and cheese sandwich anymore
That's your level of autism.

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>>7310883
So using forthwith instead of henceforth is a meme now?

>>7310904
>open can of chicken noodle soup
>add chili powder
>suddenly it's chili
This is your level of stupidity.

>>7310961
>he can't tell the difference between adding ingredients to something that already is chili and adding ingredients to something that isn't already chili
It's sad, really. I'm sure your parents had to put up with a lot of bullshit being stuck raising you.

>>7310965
>BLT
>add a hamburger patty
>still a BLT
Try again.

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>>7310965

>>7310895
this isn't chili, la

you can call it southwest soup or taco soup or something, but it isn't chili

>>7311035
>looks like chili
>smells like chili
>tastes like chili
>somehow it's not chili

>>7310857
Chili needs to be thick. Able to form a circle on your spoon thick.

>>7311052
It definitely doesn't look like chili, and I am confident that it doesn't smell or taste like it either.

>>7311063
>Able to form a circle on your spoon thick.
I'm having trouble visualizing this. What do you mean?

>>7311000
point, set, match

Every restaurant quality chili I've ever eaten in my entire life has always had beans in it. How can people say chili isn't supposed to have beans in it when it's such a restaurant staple to put beans in their chili? I think the odd man out here are those who don't put beans in their chili, as they seem to be in the minority. Majority rules; even if it's not true, so long as the majority agrees upon it, it becomes truth.

>>7310857
Wow I made the mistake of coming here from /b/ cause a chili thread looked interesting. I never thought the other boards would be filled with more fags than /b/ but christ was wrong. I'm going back home

Shit OP, you're right.

I also just realized I only drink IPA's, eat avocados, and use salt on my food just to fit in, and we've all just been lying to ourselves our entire lives.

>>7311178
And that's how Europe became a muslim shit hole

>>7311187

Well you're not wrong, it is how Europe became shit. Liberals and Muslims were on the same page and override the conservative minority. Now Europe is as brown as my toilet after a night of taco bell

>>7311178
every legitimate chili cook off you go to will not allow contestants to put beans if there chili. they will be disqualified. i'm pretty sure that more of a guideline to proper chili than the restaurants you've been to.

http://www.chilicookoff.com/event/event_Rules.asp

>1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,
cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA
which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

and the reason that those restaurants use beans is to save money and people like you will still order it

>>7310873
where are you from/grow up?

>>7311187
>>7311207
It just got /pol/ in here.

>>7311210
>add beans
>less meat
>????
>profit

>>7311210

>International Chili Society

Doesn't mean shit. There's international my little pony societies, but you don't see everyone dressing up their ponies in glitter and dying their manes rainbow.

>>7311210
The reason stews and chilis exist in the first place is because its the only thing peasants could afford to make you fuckwit. Of course they are supposed to be cheap and filling.

>>7311210
>http://www.chilicookoff.com/event/event_Rules.asp
>sponsored by Hormel

hahaha nice credibility there fags

>>7311221
>how to business management
>>7311224
>how to straw man
>>7311232
>how to poor people spotted

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Chili spaghetti is god tier, and any other opinion is objectively incorrect.

>>7311210
>brought to you by Hormel
Holy shit, literally a corporate shill. This is tthe height of /ck/ authority? A processed food company? HAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHDHSHSJA.

>>7311252
>opinion
>objectively
You failed English didn't you?

>>7311210
>http://www.chilicookoff.com/Winner/WC_2013.asp

>Prunes
>Shortening
>Tobasco

Well if all else fails at least it will make you poop

>>7311252
Skyline shill detected.

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>>7310857
Two kinds of beans. Fuck off.

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>>7311272
Fuck you, Skyline is awesome

>>7311249
>>7311260

>also sponsored by Tobasco and Smart Finacial

See, sponsors give events and individuals money so that they can have their name on the winner and get marketing promotions. Sponsors don't actually participate in the event, that would be silly. I'm sure you've seen NASCAR before, they have cars with huge logos from popular and large companies on them that drive for hours. You might have not realized that those companies aren't actually driving the cars. I can see where you are mistaken though, you seem like the type to write you name on your underwear.

>>7311284
>these studies funded by pharmaceutical companies are totally neutral and there's no way the study could be influenced in any way by where all the money is coming from
I can tell you're a very good goy. I'm sure your boss likes a good hard worker like you goy.

>>7311068
Vertical height

>>7311293

Wow, OK. How did you equate sponsorship for a chili cook off to pharmaceutical companies doing test studies. All humor aside, that was pretty retarded.

>>7310857
>not making black bean chili for delicious chili burritos with sour cream/bacon/queso

>>7311273
would not eat

>>7310857
Tomato sauce is a greater offense than beans

>>7311210
The reason they do this is because they're afraid of fucking up the beans and ruining their chili since at competitions they usually aren't allowed enough time to make beans properly.

>>7311424
They're about equal.

>>7311429
Source. Doesn't even have to be reliable. Just link me to one thing that says this.

>>7311210
Beans aren't allowed in competitions because it's filler, it doesn't add anything taste wise to the chili and is a cheat to thickening it, when in a competition it's expected to use skill when making good chili and not shortcuts. It doesn't mean that beans can't taste great in chili.

>>7311611
>doesn't add anything taste wise
>doesn't mean that beans can't taste great

err...

>>7311619
>he doesn't know that beans can be seasoned and can soak up other flavors

They just don't add anything by themselves plain, pleb..

>>7311611
implying texture isnt a detrimental part of a meal

>>7311873
Would you say you dislike the "mouthfeel" of beans?

>>7310857
>cheap
>filling
>delicious
>complementary to the dish
>textural variety
>nutritionally sound

Nah I'm fine with adding beans