what are some super fattening foods that you dont expect

OP is a feeder

>>7309403
Is tumblr a food? Because I know a girl started lurking on tumblr and she gained over 9000 pounds to spite the male image of what a woman should look like. she even burned her bra, grew underarm hair, and smashed her bathroom scale with a hammer.

Also, peanuts are high in good quality fats. As are walnuts. Probably all nuts but those are the two that I know for certain. Just don't tell your friends at tumblr that you're eating nuts or they'll be mad.

My ex-wife wanted breast implants. I told her she could save money by rubbing toilet paper between her tits every day. She asked me how that would make her breasts larger. I told I wasn't sure of the specifics but it definitely worked on her ass.

>>7309436
>burned her bra
For serious? She was about 30 years out of date.

All food is fattening if you eat too much. our body can turn excess calories from any source into body fat.

>>7309502

this is such a baby-boomer joke

Anything loaded with added sugar
It just sets you up for hypoglycemia and hunger soon after whilst never being satiated