How to tell when a cantaloupe is ripe? Is it true you are supposed

idk, I just always sniffed its little anus on principle

It's called rock Mellon numb nuts

>>7308953
yes. the anus should also give a little when fingerbanged. additionally when selecting a melon, or any other type of fruit, it should be heavy for its size

>>7310517
Nuh uh it's new name is anusfruit

>>7308953
Use the Acronym H.A.N.D
H-Heft-Has Heft/is dense
A-Aroma-Smells good
N-Netting-Prominent netting
D-Dimple-Check it to make sure its not rotten

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>>7310727
Thanks, this'll come in handy

>>7308953
No you stupid idiot. You hand me the cantaloupe, bend down and sniff my anus, then I'll squeeze it a bit to test the ripeness and let you know. Stupid idiot.

more or less. I used to work on a farm that grew melons. the test for ripeness is that the melon should smell distinctly sweet before you cut it open, it should smell melon-y. If it's not fragrant it's not fully ripe. also a good test for quality.

>>7310742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETz0elhKvkM