What is that video of the webm of Jack cutting that really

>>7308044
Also, Jack thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnulqy4xvMA

>>7308047
>i shouldn't lick my fingers
>that was dangerous

Probably didn't even wash his hands after rolling the meat.

found it, holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>7308044
That mongoloid has the worst cooking channel on Youtube and people still watch his shit. And I hate how he pushes shit products on the audience. So annoying.. and don't get me started with how much of a porker he really is.

>>7308044
>Look at how joosy that is
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m41s

Reminder that Jack only cooks for the show and just eats fast food for his meals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfhb9k2u5i4

my most favorite restaurant food

RUINED

he ruins it worse than even the worst i've seen

and that's pretty bad

>>7308072
his evaluations are really absurd and arbitrary, but for as much of a shit cook and shill he is, I find some of his consumer reporting good. Plus he is a good christian, so I know I can trust him to entertain my children and teach them how to cook as well

>>7308072
He would have less views if people would stop making threads about him every few hours.

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>>7308088

>>7308090
Fewer views, anon. Fewer.

I'm always confused by the amount of subs he has, I know most people aren't much at cooking but there are so many channels on Youtube that make it look nicer, cleaner and easier than Jack.

>>7308094
The more confusing thing is the amount of thumbs up on the joosy chicken video. I guess some people like salmonella

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>"The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste"
>made by a casual hobby cook

To his credit, he left the video up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

HE WAS GONNA KILL 'IM
HE CHOKED 'IM OUT

YOU DON'T EVER TOUCH A WOMAN, /ck/, YOU DON'T EVER TOUCH A WOMAN

The world is going to be worse off when ja/ck/ eventually succumbs to a heart attack, stroke, salmonella, botulism, diabeetus, high blood pressure, or some other illness.

>>7308205
The world? No. Our evenings on 4chan? Yes.

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Who here /bigboybite/?

>>7308311
Who the fuck eats like that? with your tongue out

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>>7308311
Fucking hell.

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>>7308311
tongue out, pants down, overnight to Nashville

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKOtYmA-noY

His food is always so watery. Is that a pleb preference?

>>7308044
So, is this a troll/joke channel or is he actually serious?

>>7308527
His channels are as serious as food poisoning, and that's no joke.

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Anyone else hate how he always spreads his arms out after taking a bite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg9DNNjozJA

JACK IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE

with a qt milf that also has italian heritage just like Jack does

JACK IS KEKING EVEN HIS OWN WIFE

what a lucky toad

>>7308551
i hate everything he does while taking a bite
>READY?
>(giant tonguefuck mouthfull)
>(bulging cheeks chewing holding arm out)
>mmmMMMMMmmmmmmm oooooOOOO mmmmm MMMMMMMMMMM

grinds my gears

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>>7308551
I hate everything about him, so yes

But that especially
>>7308556
How dare you call Jack a toad

>>7308090
Maybe it's actually Jack making these threads just to troll us

source: not Jack srsly guys

>>7308556
She looks like she loves taking it in the ass.

>>7308556

do you think they fucked right after in the bathroom of that restaurant?

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>>7308569
Props to OP if it is Jack. But his twitter is still locked after that canning fiasco...

>>7308598
nice saved thumbnail

super qt3.14 waitress at 4:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=degvxPl1cBM

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Jack making himself look like a fool again http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11294761/Gordon-Ramsay-still-fighting-Tenerife-restaurant-trading-on-his-name.html

>>7308652
:3

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>>7308598
I'll save you.

>>7308694
So nice to see ja/ck/ get a well-written, comprehensive beatdown with no hope of wriggling out of it

>>7308694
Be prepared to save a lot. Massive Ja/Ck/ dump incoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poaYT9Igb18

Oy vey it's like the shoah all ova again with these disappearing posts!

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>>7308694
I swear no one has ever been so rekt by a youtube comment

>>7308708
Are my eyes deceiving me or is that chicken cooked?

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>>7308719

That's not Cordon Bleu

>>7308088
Good Christians choke the love of Jesus into their children. Amen.

>>7308736
anyone have the original pic? I don't want to crop that image

>>7308729
Ah shit I went straight to the money shot. Nonetheless, cooked chicken is a win for him, even if his recipe bears no resemblance to the original!

>>7308068
oh fuck that's disgusting

>>7308736
YOU NEVER EVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN

>>7308736

Someone should shop him choking his son.

>>7308068
love how he removes the skin which has all the seasoning on it

jesus christ

>>7308311
>how to eat tammy's pussy

>>7308068

When he does his own seasoning he just dumps big chunks of it then tries to shake the pan around to even the coat. Fucking hell, this guy.

>>7308084
so glad Jack Jr. completely sold him out. hahahah

>>7308871
Jr. probably hates him more than /ck/ does.

>>7308875
if some bastard choked you a few times a month you'd probably hate him a lot, too

>>7308219
This. I don't really know what I'll do with a good portion of my time. I'm really sad to admit that.

>>7308879
he only choked his older son. get up to date with your Ja/ck/-lore, please.

>>7308939
thanks, autist, but I know that it's only confirmed that he choked his earlier failure (son)

he just hasn't publicly admitted that he also chokes the devil out of the younger one

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Guys you just missed Jack Jr's live steam. Jack Sr had to come on and ban us all though. Dunno why he'd waste his time on his 3 viewer livestream.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM9OEZq9FAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVaXElbqI8

>>7308943
trollolololololed

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>>7308958

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>>7308974

>>7308068
>"if you didn't cook your chicken right, one minute in the microwave will do it. that's a good tip, i promise you."

praise be to jack

>>7309014
translation: Jack will be back once he weighs 350

>>7309014
>missing the point

my little Jack surely can't be THIS retarded

>>7308974

how the fuck are they related

>>7308989
What is the context here?

>>7309014
you can say he's a bad cook, but he's unarguably a good egg
Atta boy, Ja\CK\

>>7308044
Shrinking a thread should automatically add a sage

>>7308068
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>7309044
he isn't a good or bad egg. I am pretty positive he is an egg that's never fit in to any group of people in his life, and he's constantly looking to do exactly that

>>7309047
>add a sage
you mean not bump the thread? like not posting does?
sage is not a downvote, anon

>>7308978
shut the fuck up and go back to ebaums

>>7309042

This vid about Jack talking Homosexuality

>>7308974

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>>7309050
relevant

>>7308072
It makes me feel like I can just get a decent camera and do shit like this in my po'dunk little apartment

Maybe I'll get a free rice cooker or something out of it.

>>7309056
but if it created a sage there would be 50 extra sages in here you idiot. I admit I like these threads for the hate but I always sage because it doesnt belong here

>>7309079
is he literally retarded?

>>7309083
Sage hasn't done anything for awhile now anon

jack was on jack jr stream earlier and he made him stop streaming because people were mean in the comments

>>7309079
he doesn't like his burgers well done

he says it every now and then, every actual food jack knows it

https://youtu.be/hdVaXElbqI8?t=39s

>>7309083
>>7309047
Enjoy your stay. You're doing great.

>>7309090
it adds a post to the thread without bumping it, just like always fag. keeps it off the front page

>>7309107
>either you believe someone is born gay or it's a conscious choice

can't it be inbetween? I mean most of my weird preferences weren't born into me nor were they choices

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>>7309107
Someone hold me. Please.

>tfw Ja/ck/ing it in public and your face be all like

:/ and :S

>when u tryin not to laff

Just fuck my bus ride up

*puts on a jack thread*

>say no more

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>>7309091
any screen caps?

>>7309132

nothing noteworthy, jack sr was in the chat on jack jrs account banning people, but he didnt type in the chat any

>>7309107

wtf no sound?

>>7309142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIqfEGfcpuI

@ one point he called his dad to complain about trolls but i dont remember the timestamp

***NEWSFLASH***

Stop trolling Jack Jr. No excuse for it, anytime. He is a literal untapped encyclopedia of information about Jack as of yet unknown. Control yourselves.

I bet reddit's fucking shit up too though.

>>7309103
yet during one of the burger wars with Paul, he complained that his burger was too rare.

>>7309107
wow, jack is a lightweight, huh... maybe he is not a good egg and I should shop elsewhere for as shown on TV product reviews

>>7309079
What the hell does this man do for a living?

>>7309164
stfu cuck, go back to kiwi farms with your other lolcow shit

>>7309164
nice dude, like the newsflash

>>7309179

Cook shitty food while promoting his sauce every fucking chance he gets.

>>7309179
what you're watching. he earns a full salary making these awful videos.

>>7309181

LOL

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>>7309189
>he earns a full salary making these awful videos.

I don't believe you. How do you make a living off of a few thousand views a video?

Anyone else here Ja/ck/ it on the Go?

I recall watching one episode a long time ago where Jack Jr pretended to be a spaz/retard and Jack sincerely apologized in the annotations, and it'd be great if that was found again.
I think it was a burger wars video

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>>7309181
>>7309186
>"i'm on 4chan and i want to le ebin trole evry1 despite not doing so yielding better rewards"

>>7309190
Samefag. Nice post timing.

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>>7309194

stfu lmfao

>>7309192
i think he has multiple channels, and he actually gets sponsored sometimes

>>7309107
That's a strange fucking discussion

>>7308944

is there a recording anywhere?

>>7309194
stfu, no one thinks a loser like you is funny or clever

>>7309204
here
>>7309148

Back on topic please

>>7308085
IT'S CALLED A BOUQUET GARNI YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7309229

Whoops, forgot pic

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~ / B E A U T I F U L / ~

Why do you guys hate my dad?

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>>7309231
Another

>>7309235
Getting hit by a beer truck and amputating a limb is the only way he's ever gonna lose weight t bh

>>7309235
what a bleak thing for a good christian to say

>>7308551
I hate that along with him holding his hand over his gaping maw and trying to talk.

I hope something really bad happens to this man. Wife sleeping with another man and Jack going bankrupt. Not so he's on the streets but so he's poor and makes his videos in some tiny shitty apartment

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>>7309232
>actual vomit layered with a thick processed golden 'cheese' product

>>7309166
Food Jacks Trivia #88: it's never too rare when King Jack himself cooks it

>>7309232
LOOK AT THAT...

WOW!

REALLY?

I was led to believe /ck/ allowed audio on its webms but it doesn't

This moment annoyed me anyhow, and his stroke eye is really prominent towards the end and it made me laugh
>>/wsg/920154

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>>7309317
>>>/wsg/920154
Beautiful

>>7308044

Why do you faggots keep posting this fucking retard you want to get fucked up the ass by jack or something? Stop posting this uninteresting awful fucking piece of trash. For fucks sake.

Sage Sage Sage this shit to death

>>7309164
keep telling me not to do something and see what happens

>>7309189
>>7309192
he literally doesnt. do a 10 minute search on how google pays youtube people and compare it to the views he gets. he might make $5k a year off youtube

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>>7309335

lmfao

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>>7309367
>mfw was curious about what cuck porn actually was and why anyone would have a fetish for it
>mfw it's all WWE-tier acting all the way through

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Jack shows us that it is ok to make mistakes in the kitchen. He's kind of an every man, shooting from the hip and doing the best that he can. If he messes something up? He'll admit it, either aloud or in the annotations. At the end of the day, he's a good person first and a subpar chef second

>>7309390

Not sure if joking but:

>good person
>"gay is not an acceptable lifestyle"
>chokes son
>napalm Palestine

>>7309408
He's Christian, how is homosexuality anything but unacceptable to someone like him?

>>7309408
Special note: this is a new troll. It might stay, might not. Stop replying.

>>7309417
he's just quoting jack you retard

>>7309465
HAHAHHAHAHHA

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>>7309465
Beautiful, might stick to In-N-Out myself, maybe with a bit of The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste hot BBQ snuck on top of it

>>7309414
Reddit christians are pro LGBT, pro abortion and all that

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Is Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad the most disgusting recipe to ever have been pitched? I struggle to fathom how any person could conceive of the idea, let alone go through with cooking it for consumption.

>>7309612
I get why people get grossed out over videos like the undercooked chicken but this, this honestly makes my stomach turn every time I watch it. It looks like straight up vomit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw

>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have

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>>7309675
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

>>7309675
>>7309677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-2ysWWcHk

>>7309217

How can they know a thing nobody admits to?

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>>7309689
I am so proud that my pasta has evolved to this

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>>7309706

its fucking hilarious dude

>>7309710
I'm going to have to make an update one here soon. Canning video definitely will be involved.

>>7309714
thatd be fantastic

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>>7309675
>>7309677

>>7309390
>Thinking it's a twist off beer bottle cap

I've literally had one twist off beer cap, and it was some Mexican beer named Sol.

>>7308556

>that fucking snapback

Holy cuck

>>7308044
When Jack doesn't fuck something up with his complete lack of cooking skills, he uses some absolutely awful recipe. Where does he find these recipes? Do people send them to him as a joke?

>>7308551
god DAMMIT anon

you fucking asshole

I hate him so much

>>7308943
He even kinda looks like Homer

>>7309919
>Do people send them to him as a joke?
Hmmm. This is a good idea. We should do this.

>>7309148
Timestamps
>9.40 he starts complaining
>19.40 he starts the call with his dad
>26.05 he puts him on speaker phone
I did it for you /o/

>>7309079
top kek this guy deserves to be trolled into oblivion

>>7309957
I'm sure you could get him to cook almost any retarded shit you can come up with.

Okay lads, what's the hardest recipe you can think of? We should suggest one for him

I'm thinking a terrine of some sort

>>7308694
What video is this?

>>7309999
>hardest
No Anon, deadliest recipe.
What can kill you if you fuck it up?

>>7309999
beef wellington

mr quads

>>7310011
some japanese fish can do that

>>7309999

What you should do is provide a picture of something really gorgeous thats pretty easy to do but fuck up a crucial step in the recipe to make him look like an idiot.

>>7309999
>>7310011
Make him do sushi with some freshwater fish. He's too dumb to know what's up.

>>7309999
'nara

>>7310028
>>7310024
>>7310012
these are good

macarons too

>>7309999
steak tartare
possibly with ground beef

>>7309961
Based anon.

>>7310016
Lemon meringue pie or hollandaise sauce

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>>7308551
>takes bite of raw meat
>spreads arms out
>chews and breaths through nose heavily
>stares at camera and nods
>covers his mouth with his hand
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>230,113 subscribers

>>7309701
you can test people brain reactions and if it lights up where you usually see someone's sexual arousal, when they see something gay and they won't admit they like what they see, you have a statistic like that

Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food

I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!

When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on their keyboards. They talk about how they think Ja/ck/ is a ha/ck/ while slurping their convenience store ramen.

I feel sorry that you can't cook as good as Ja/ck/ can.

>>7309217
>half the earth is bisexual
>t-they just don't admit to it
This is even worse than the "if you don't like gays then clearly you're a closet gay" shit.

If you want to be a fag go for it, don't try to say it's normal though

>>7309390
>can't twist it off
>maybe I should get a bottle opener
>fuck that, try twisting again

>>7309465
>tomato salad
>literally just tomato's, oil, and salt
And he wonders why he can't lose weight

Someone made a ja/ck/ thread on /tv/ and I am in awe. I'd never heard of this guy before, I refuse to believe this guy isn't some sort of master troll/comedy genius. Please enlighten me on all things Jack, I've read everything in this thread so far, if there's more to tell though I'd love to read it.

>>7310155

For having a bit of oil on tomato? Yeah man, that's a real outrageously decadent dish.

>>7309335
>you want to get fucked up the ass by jack or something?
>thinking sage is a downvote
>not knowing you're not supposed to post saying you saged
12 year old newfriend detected

>>7310213
>a bit of oil
This is jack we're talking about. He probably drowns them in oil and salts each bite

>>7310225
but why

>>7308974
LOL JACK SLAMS HIM FOR BEING BALD
>>7308736
>>7308729
>>7308723

>>7309014
>they also use bad cooking practices by cooking in lard

never been so triggered by something jack's said, fuck

>>7309768
You can actually twist off a lot of those caps if you don't have bitch hands, but I've done that exact same thing before on harder bottles.

>>7309689
it's like the reader is doing a sight-reading

holy shit just go through it twice before you start recording

>>7308311
Every time I click on that vid I avert my eyes to the Roma adds in the top left because I can't take the fat man tongue jutting the slice. Do you guys think he ordered online and got the 15% for DLing the Roma app?

these threads depress me

most of you guys clearly know only as much if not less about cooking as jack does and you're so desperate to shit on him after all the genuinely bad stuff has been covered that you're saying dumb shit like

>oil in his tomato salad? holy shit he's fat
>that variant on cordon bleu isn't a cordon bleu, what a pleb

and now you're delving into his personal life for no fucking reason

>>7309179
I have a sawbuck on disability being his main income source. Any takers?

>>7310265
Jack has made some good stuff.
Shame about the child abuse and napalming wogs.

>>7310265
>most of you guys clearly know only as much if not less about cooking as jack does
I know not to cook and eat my meat raw, and actively tell people "see all that juice (blood) that's what you want!"

>>7310265
Jack went on a show and proudly talked about how he choked his son so hard his nose was bleeding. You do shit like that of course people are going to check out your personal life

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>>7310280
link?

>>7310287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

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>>7310291
wow
jack is an asshole

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>>7309675
>>7309677
Brilliant.

>>7310280

>You do shit like that of course people are going to check out your personal life

we only knew about it after people had already done that.

>>7310307
That's because only one person was doing it. Now more people are joining in because obviously he's a asshole who's probably abusing his kids still

>>7310308

>That's because only one person was doing it.

no, that's because many people had been doing it for the last like 2 years.

and i didn't realise /ck/ was the 'anti child abuse' board

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>>7308564
>How dare you call Jack a toad

>>7310310
>not being against child abuse

>>7310310
>"anti-child abuse board"
yep, let's beat our kids to death like we're on the playground

>>7309192
>>7309344
he stated he got like $30k off his youtube channel on the texas investors club

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>Buy shitty sauce from some fat retard Americunt
>It's gelatanous and gluggy and over salty
>Oh there's a Bible verse there

I mean who even does that? PS for those curious the verse is:
>7 “Two things I ask of you, Lord; do not refuse me before I die:
>8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me; give me neither poverty nor riches, but give me only my daily bread.
>9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’ Or I may become poor and steal, and so dishonor the name of my God."

>>7310384
Most of his videos shill the fuck out of his sauce and seasonings
>we're gonna compare my seasoning to this big name brand seasoning!
>I'm not trying to say mines better though
>MMMMM they both taste equally great!

>>7310325
>>7310375

just because you're against child abuse doesn't mean you come on a cooking board to shitpost in its name.

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>>7310011
>Jack will never make a video where he makes Fugu

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savage

>>7310396
>on a cooking board
First day, huh?

>>7310396
We're discussing a wanna be chef who beats his kids

>>7310402
A true gentleman, I'd pay him to teach me to eat as graceful as he does.

>tfw made a bunch of the Ja/ck/ webms of his dishes
>can't even stomach going to his on the go channel

Can't do it brehs.

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>>7310434
learn from this

>>7309706
He can get it for free every time he cooks chicken

>>7310439
>>7310402
>>7308311
why does this mongoloid eat like that?

>>7310446
What are you complaining about? It's the height of gentlemanly manners.

>>7310419

he's not a wannabe chef and you aren't 'discussing' him. you're just shitposting on him with the fallback excuse that he admitted to hitting his kid. there's no useful discussion of cooking in here at all

>>7310452
Why don't you go post in the MUKBANG or roommate thread where there's literally nothing of /ck/ value.

Ja/ck/ has literally and unironcally taught me how to can foods the proper way by doing it incorrectly.

>>7310459

>Why don't you go post in the MUKBANG or roommate thread where there's literally nothing of /ck/ value.

those are both pretty impertinent as well but at least the roommate one is entertaining and much more full of useful cautionary tales than these are.

i don't understand why so much of 4chan is just about subjecting uneducated or attractive people on the internet to hysterical scrutiny until they leave the internet. like a baby grabbing a cat's tail.

>>7310473
We're having a good time here can you stop being a buzzkill and go to a different thread if you don't like this one

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>>7310384
>Serving Size 1 Tablespoon (19g)
>Total Carbohydrate 11g

>>7310478

your buzz is bullshit and it legitimately intrudes on my experience with the board, it is the baneposting of /ck/

>>7310384
>>7310479
>mix together ketchup, mustard, brown sugar + whatever powdered spices you have in your pantry = BEST SAUCE IN THE WORLD

You know as retarded as Jack probably is, he did pretty well getting his sauces to be stocked by SOME Walmarts.

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>>7310484
>he doesn't like baneposting

>>7310452
>he's not a wannabe chef
His videos are literally "how not to cook this, PS. buy my brand"
He's a hack

>>7310473
>at least the roommate one is entertaining
And we find this thread entertaining and it's full of cautionary tales

>>7310497

the point is he doesn't wannabe a chef, he's not pretending to be a chef or any of that shit, he's just a presenter who uses other people's recipes p much exclusively

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>>7310380
and you just blindly believed someone who was trying to sell himself as successful? I said spend 10 minutes searching how wrong you are every time you lie about this shit
>pic related
this person has
>4 times as many subscribers as jack
>puts out more videos a week than jack
>only makes $13.5k

no jack does not make $30k on income per year.
http://www.businessinsider.com/money-youtube-stars-actually-make-2014-2

>>7310502
You forget Jack also has that Harry's Razors/Audible shill deal as well so he'd get a boost from those (though I'm not sure how much).

He probably includes the free shit he gets as getting paid too (they sent him a brand new top of the line pressure cooker and shit).

>>7310505
no I'm not. he's not making any actual money from that especially because nobody that watches his show without an ad blocker is old enough to buy razors and use his promo code for it.

for the amount of work he puts into this show he doesnt even make minimum wage most likely

>>7310499

it's literally just

>go to jack's channels
>peruse his videos
>find a moment when something he's making looks bad
>screencap, webm or link it
>enjoy several responses where people talk about how bad he is

and the whole thing that makes it annoying is the guy doesn't even try to edit or substantially research the stuff he's doing, and he makes that clear. you are attacking him for what is really his major selling point.

yes he's a fat, idiotic bible basher with no self-awareness and a depressingly limited experience of life, but why the fuck do you people care so much

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Jack is a fat, dumb, homophobic, xenophobic loudmouth with an inflated sense of self importance and a totally oblivious outlook on how the world actually sees him to the point where he harbors the delusion that the food network would even consider giving him a show. He is basically all of the worst parts of the stereotypical American rolled into one. He makes the rest of us look bad and I want to beat him with a rake while calling him a fat faggot because you know he has to be a closet homosexual to be porking tammy

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>>7310516
stop reading the thread. nobody forces you to open this thread and read everything. are you interested in every single one of these topics and do you post on every single board? I dont jerk off to tentacle porn so I don't go to that board but I dont complain about people that do enjoy it.

fuck off

>>7310525

you guys shit up any other thread given enough time and i'm sick of seeing you act like complete fucking morons with nothing interesting to talk about day in, day out.

>>7310533
report the fags that shit up other threads

>>7310516
>>7310533
Don't like it, then fuck off. We're not gonna stop, and you whining isn't gonna make us

>>7310543
lel now we know youre a teenager

>>7310537
>>7310543

no, i intend to give you a hard time for it whenever i feel like it, because you deserve it. call it whining all you want, you're acting like shitheads so that's what's gonna happen.

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>>7310543
>>7310565
watch out we got some internet tough guys in this thread

Perfect example of a manchild.

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>>7310565
>being this assblasted on a neanderthal cave-painting forum

NEW VIDEO YOU CUNTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZLLZIU5POg

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>>7310484

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>>7310565
are you mad?

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>>7310522
>xenophobic loudmouth
The korean bbq he went to with his family enrages me still to this day

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>>7310570
Goddamn right I'm tuff, fite me irl
>>7310565
Feel free, these threads are fun though so they aren't just gonna go away because they trigger you

>>7310589
I'm already confused by the product. Why would you use this over a set of measuring spoons? I mean you know how much you're getting with those off the bat, with this one you'd have to slowly fill it.

>>7310593

that argument doesn't really apply to this juvenile bear-baiting bullshit that any normal person would say is reprehensible.

>>7310589
>we're gonna review this spoon
>it measures the same as my scale, so it's good, review done
>next week we're gonna review this product I already have in my hands right now
Just how lazy is he?

>>7308085
out of all the shitty videos he's made, honestly this is the least terrible one I've ever seen. he pronounced pho properly, he used the right vegetables and starch type, understood how to get the beef medium-rare.

but a lot of shit he really fucked up that he could've avoided with better research or effort:
>making broth with beef stock instead of slow-simmering ox tail for a day
>not boiling the rice sticks for 3 or 4 minutes in hot water and then topping it with beef and vegetables
>not skimming the soup
>taking the pot off the stove and sitting around talking like a fatass instead of just ladling simmering stock into the bowl directly from the heat
it really only takes a couple of minutes for a pot to go from simmering to below-simmering heat once you take it off the stove, even if you put it right back on the same level of heat, which is not conducive to cooking raw beef

>>7308068
At least he admits it's undercooked

>>7310610
The argument applies because we like these threads. You don't have to like them, but it's just silly that you're getting mad over people enjoying laughing together over how incompetent jack is. And your reasoning is just funny
>man chokes his son so fucking hard his nose bleeds
>said all Palestinians should be napalmed
>HOW DARE YOU INVADE HIS PRIVACY AND MOCK HIM

>>7310610
Totally does, he's saying that what people enjoy and is fitting to the board's content are wrong and is not part of this board.

We can all agree that he's a faggot.

>>7308190
where do I sign up

>>7310589

Well that was useful.

>>7308190
I'm honestly surprised no one sent this clip to some authorities. Choking your son like that is not okay. How old was the kid when it happened anyway?

>>7310490
They probably just got fed up with him calling and finally caved.

>>7310614
more videos more money. The same thing with the three cheese blend guy he has like 10 videos for pizza making process

>>7308556
for such a half-ass cook, he is amazingly fucking picky but everything in the restaurant

>>7310626

> fitting to the board's content

no

>>7310625

> but it's just silly that you're getting mad over people enjoying laughing together over how incompetent jack is.

i'm not gonna argue that there's no emotional basis for my criticisms, nor that this emotional basis is the *correct* way to feel, but it's still true that:

- this is not about food or cooking, it's about a cook
- the reason you're posting about him is because he *can't* cook, which is retardedly unproductive
- you're much more interested in when he fucks up than the more general aspects of his cooking
- you've been doing this for years now and it hasn't really changed

it clearly takes the piss

>>7310651
I get that, but why is he waiting a week when he already has the product? He could just do it now and make a separate video for it

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>>7310659
>- this is not about food or cooking, it's about a cook
It's about the mans cooking process, and how he inevitably manages to fuck everything up. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not about food or cooking. We're discussing how he always manages to fuck food up, especially under-cooking everything.

Seriously, just hide these threads if they trigger you that much. Like it or not, they are related to this boards content. You're more than welcome to whine about it in each thread, but that doesn't mean they'll go away

>>7310659
>no
yes

Have you considered reporting and hiding the thread like any other sensible denizen of 4chan? Maybe if you whine enough to the janitor they'll kill all of these ja/ck/ thread

I don't even like Ja/ck/ threads in terms of Ja/ck/ himself, I just find the discussion hilarious.

>>7310666

>It's about the mans cooking process, and how he inevitably manages to fuck everything up.

and his relationship with his wife
and his son
and his views on gay marriage
and his social awkwardness when he goes out
and his fatness

disingenuous as fuck to act like it's actually about cooking. especially when most of the time you have shitmunchers seeing him put vinaigrette on a salad and going 'EWWWW OIL IN YOUR VEGETABLES HYUK HYUK THAT'S DISGUSTING'. looking through his account looking for schadenfreude moments is not respecting the purpose of the board.

>no jack junior ITT
never forget, his son admitted that jack never cooks unless it's for a video, otherwise the family goes out to eat

>>7310637
He was kicked out when he was 16

>>7310679
Again, if you're so triggered by this you may as well hide the threads, because they aren't going anywhere

>>7310637
I remember being young and naive on the internet.

>>7310637
Why don't you send it to "some authorities," and see what happens? Nothing, stupid.

>>7310679
that is like saying we can't reference how Gordon Ramsay is a mean person to people he criticizes. Jack makes his family part of his cooking show, he wears his unsavoury qualities as badges of honour. I do agree somewhat with you that 80% of these threads solely focus on shit slinging at him, but at the end of the day, it is a cooking themed show, and collateral banter about his character is unavoidable.
He only wears yellow. The guy looks like a lemon. He is overbearing and reeks of phoniness. Above all else though he is a good person and a devoted educator on the culinary experience.

>>7310660
He's probably going to record the review right after that one, but not upload it for another week. There's some bit of "wisdom" among wannabe youtube celebrities that if you post content regularly rather than dump it all at once, you'll get more subscribers/more money.

>>7310679
>>7310704
It's also funny that he's saying we shouldn't shit on jack when he uploads videos of himself going to restaurants and "reviewing" them, by which I mean he shits all over them, especially that sushi one.
>friend says it's good
>"You're just sucking up because the chefs right there! It's not that good"
He's a massive asshole

>>7310711
Link to the sushi review?

>>7308556
I hate myself for liking that Jack On The Go theme song. It just sounds so retarded.

>>7310713
https://youtu.be/FIFO3HXOtfY?t=7m51s

>>7310724
I fucking hate vloggers. Food vloggers might be the worst, but gaming/family vloggers are pretty fucking bad too. They're all just a bunch of cheapskate scammers who want so badly to be successful.

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>>7310724
>white people openly discussing "how" to eat sushi
It's just so tacky

>>7308085
I'm amazed he actually pronounced it the right way

>>7308085
>that cookie-stealing intro
my fucking favorite

>>7308085
Unrelated to Jack specifically, but I really don't understand pho. It's the epitome of a memefood and it's just clear beef broth with a bunch of shit in it. It's peasant food.

>>7310473
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE: The Post

>>7308085
Looks alright to me.
10/10 would eat.

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Come on guys he's not that bad

>>7310762
That's not even Jack, stupid.

>>7310765
totallymissingthepoint.jpg

>>7308088
>Plus he is a good christian
Subtle bait. 7/10.

>>7310765
its from one of his vids though and its nasty

>>7310762
>think that's way too much fucking cheese at the first bag
>throws in another on top

Jacks ok by me.
It Joey who needs to be banned as he is not relevant to /ck/.

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>>7308652
>>7308669
Do you think she can deep throat 9 inches?

>>7309260
So Ja/ck/ transforms into Joey?

>>7309335
:^p

>>7310762
People wonder why american's get fat so easily

>>7308044
>>7308068
I don't trust anyone who wears ballcaps all the fucking time.

>>7310602
Ofc he's a weeb

Why is /ck/ so drawn to these fat loser youtube guys.
Is there no one that /ck/ likes from youtube who isn't a disgusting slob?

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>>7310814
>not being a weeb on a chinese cartoon forum

>>7310829
Ja/ck/ isn't a slob, he's just an "average joe"

>>7309612
man i'm a little surprised nobody on /ck/ has ever made it

i'm intensely curious

>>7310516
>but why the fuck do you people care so much

It's entertaining, amusement, something to pass the time in between more serious tasks. Why do you care enough to harass people about it?

>>7310853
when I watch Jack make a meal it takes me back to my childhood, learning how to cook by watching my parents and aunts and uncles. Jack may be a bit heavier than your everyday man, but his real appeal to me is how he cooks and acts like one of us

>>7310762
Yeah all that cheese is disgusting but why so much salsa and tomato sauce? It's going to be like paste with zero texture.

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>>7308598
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what is this, limewire?

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>>7310870

Me too man.

I love the delicious, moist and perfectly cooked chicken he makes everytime, it brings a smile to my day.

Speaking of delicious, have I introduced you to my sauces, they're not just oversalted bland sauce, they're exquisitely undercooked.

I even made a shitty teriyaki sauce too, BAM there it is.

Now back to cooking with the Ja/ck/

>>7310939
He offers 100% satisfaction on this shit, or so he says in his videos. What are the odds he'll actually give me a refund if I order it and big surprise, don't like it?

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I made an OC, don't bulli, it takes minutes of hard work ;D

>>7310939
when i get some money, i plan on buying one of each

>>7310950
Don't make more.

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>over 315 replies

King Ja/ck/ did it again, he is truly the living /ck/ meme. Where were you when his Cuckliness ascended to memehood?

>>7310600

I need the link

>>7310950
>[kid choking intensifies]
"Pssh... nothin personnel, son"

>>7310679

You're giving a board on a Cambodian knitting BBS forum too much credit. Just hide the thread and filter keywords.

Or you are the most boring troll to ever exist.

any mirrors of the canning video?

http://youtu.be/RZLLZIU5POg

What's the point of the scale if they gave you the sppon??

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>>7309465
>cooked rare in a fucking bag

http://youtu.be/RZLLZIU5POg

What's the point of the scale if they gave you the spoon??

Someone gonna make a new thread? Bump limit straight been reached

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I've got too much time on my hand

>>7311132
Is this his menu for a food trunk or pop-up? Kek

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>>7311132
top kek

>>7311132
>$26

One Ja/ck/-sized serving

>>7311014
here you are friend :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU&list=LLOiBSxNl4CaxirpGYQTQkBw&index=2

>>7311034
The worst part of that is that his main kitchen scale doesn't measure tenths of a gram. Why pay money for a piece of garbage like that?

>>7311132
>no vintage 2010 canned chili

>>7311204
Oh boy. It's the make-your-own-bleach guy.

>>7311216
the trick is to buy pool cleaner and then only dilute a little as you need it ;)
#homesteadersRready

>>7311212
I thought it was potato soup? Anyway, 2010 is a good year for soup--you can really taste how the flavors have evolved

>>7311204
This dude is such a cheapskate holy shit. I bet he eats his own hair so it doesn't go to waste.

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>>7311204
I guess this means Jack will be severely poisoned one year from now?