What is that video of the webm of Jack cutting that really undercooked chicken?
That mongoloid has the worst cooking channel on Youtube and people still watch his shit. And I hate how he pushes shit products on the audience. So annoying.. and don't get me started with how much of a porker he really is.
his evaluations are really absurd and arbitrary, but for as much of a shit cook and shill he is, I find some of his consumer reporting good. Plus he is a good christian, so I know I can trust him to entertain my children and teach them how to cook as well
>"The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste"
>made by a casual hobby cook
Anyone else hate how he always spreads his arms out after taking a bite?
i hate everything he does while taking a bite
>(giant tonguefuck mouthfull)
>(bulging cheeks chewing holding arm out)
>mmmMMMMMmmmmmmm oooooOOOO mmmmm MMMMMMMMMMM
grinds my gears
Props to OP if it is Jack. But his twitter is still locked after that canning fiasco...
Jack making himself look like a fool again http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11294761/Gordon-Ramsay-still-fighting-Tenerife-restaurant-trading-on-his-name.html
I swear no one has ever been so rekt by a youtube comment
Guys you just missed Jack Jr's live steam. Jack Sr had to come on and ban us all though. Dunno why he'd waste his time on his 3 viewer livestream.
Stop trolling Jack Jr. No excuse for it, anytime. He is a literal untapped encyclopedia of information about Jack as of yet unknown. Control yourselves.
I bet reddit's fucking shit up too though.
>he earns a full salary making these awful videos.
I don't believe you. How do you make a living off of a few thousand views a video?
Anyone else here Ja/ck/ it on the Go?
I recall watching one episode a long time ago where Jack Jr pretended to be a spaz/retard and Jack sincerely apologized in the annotations, and it'd be great if that was found again.
I think it was a burger wars video
I hope something really bad happens to this man. Wife sleeping with another man and Jack going bankrupt. Not so he's on the streets but so he's poor and makes his videos in some tiny shitty apartment
>actual vomit layered with a thick processed golden 'cheese' product
Why do you faggots keep posting this fucking retard you want to get fucked up the ass by jack or something? Stop posting this uninteresting awful fucking piece of trash. For fucks sake.
Sage Sage Sage this shit to death
>mfw was curious about what cuck porn actually was and why anyone would have a fetish for it
>mfw it's all WWE-tier acting all the way through
Jack shows us that it is ok to make mistakes in the kitchen. He's kind of an every man, shooting from the hip and doing the best that he can. If he messes something up? He'll admit it, either aloud or in the annotations. At the end of the day, he's a good person first and a subpar chef second
Beautiful, might stick to In-N-Out myself, maybe with a bit of The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste hot BBQ snuck on top of it
Is Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad the most disgusting recipe to ever have been pitched? I struggle to fathom how any person could conceive of the idea, let alone go through with cooking it for consumption.
>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god
When Jack doesn't fuck something up with his complete lack of cooking skills, he uses some absolutely awful recipe. Where does he find these recipes? Do people send them to him as a joke?
>takes bite of raw meat
>spreads arms out
>chews and breaths through nose heavily
>stares at camera and nods
>covers his mouth with his hand
you can test people brain reactions and if it lights up where you usually see someone's sexual arousal, when they see something gay and they won't admit they like what they see, you have a statistic like that
Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food
I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!
When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on their keyboards. They talk about how they think Ja/ck/ is a ha/ck/ while slurping their convenience store ramen.
I feel sorry that you can't cook as good as Ja/ck/ can.
>half the earth is bisexual
>t-they just don't admit to it
This is even worse than the "if you don't like gays then clearly you're a closet gay" shit.
If you want to be a fag go for it, don't try to say it's normal though
Someone made a ja/ck/ thread on /tv/ and I am in awe. I'd never heard of this guy before, I refuse to believe this guy isn't some sort of master troll/comedy genius. Please enlighten me on all things Jack, I've read everything in this thread so far, if there's more to tell though I'd love to read it.
Every time I click on that vid I avert my eyes to the Roma adds in the top left because I can't take the fat man tongue jutting the slice. Do you guys think he ordered online and got the 15% for DLing the Roma app?
these threads depress me
most of you guys clearly know only as much if not less about cooking as jack does and you're so desperate to shit on him after all the genuinely bad stuff has been covered that you're saying dumb shit like
>oil in his tomato salad? holy shit he's fat
>that variant on cordon bleu isn't a cordon bleu, what a pleb
and now you're delving into his personal life for no fucking reason
>most of you guys clearly know only as much if not less about cooking as jack does
I know not to cook and eat my meat raw, and actively tell people "see all that juice (blood) that's what you want!"
>Buy shitty sauce from some fat retard Americunt
>It's gelatanous and gluggy and over salty
>Oh there's a Bible verse there
I mean who even does that? PS for those curious the verse is:
>7 “Two things I ask of you, Lord; do not refuse me before I die:
>8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me; give me neither poverty nor riches, but give me only my daily bread.
>9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’ Or I may become poor and steal, and so dishonor the name of my God."
Most of his videos shill the fuck out of his sauce and seasonings
>we're gonna compare my seasoning to this big name brand seasoning!
>I'm not trying to say mines better though
>MMMMM they both taste equally great!
>Jack will never make a video where he makes Fugu
he's not a wannabe chef and you aren't 'discussing' him. you're just shitposting on him with the fallback excuse that he admitted to hitting his kid. there's no useful discussion of cooking in here at all
Why don't you go post in the MUKBANG or roommate thread where there's literally nothing of /ck/ value.
Ja/ck/ has literally and unironcally taught me how to can foods the proper way by doing it incorrectly.
>Why don't you go post in the MUKBANG or roommate thread where there's literally nothing of /ck/ value.
those are both pretty impertinent as well but at least the roommate one is entertaining and much more full of useful cautionary tales than these are.
i don't understand why so much of 4chan is just about subjecting uneducated or attractive people on the internet to hysterical scrutiny until they leave the internet. like a baby grabbing a cat's tail.
>Serving Size 1 Tablespoon (19g)
>Total Carbohydrate 11g
and you just blindly believed someone who was trying to sell himself as successful? I said spend 10 minutes searching how wrong you are every time you lie about this shit
this person has
>4 times as many subscribers as jack
>puts out more videos a week than jack
>only makes $13.5k
no jack does not make $30k on income per year.
You forget Jack also has that Harry's Razors/Audible shill deal as well so he'd get a boost from those (though I'm not sure how much).
He probably includes the free shit he gets as getting paid too (they sent him a brand new top of the line pressure cooker and shit).
no I'm not. he's not making any actual money from that especially because nobody that watches his show without an ad blocker is old enough to buy razors and use his promo code for it.
for the amount of work he puts into this show he doesnt even make minimum wage most likely
it's literally just
>go to jack's channels
>peruse his videos
>find a moment when something he's making looks bad
>screencap, webm or link it
>enjoy several responses where people talk about how bad he is
and the whole thing that makes it annoying is the guy doesn't even try to edit or substantially research the stuff he's doing, and he makes that clear. you are attacking him for what is really his major selling point.
yes he's a fat, idiotic bible basher with no self-awareness and a depressingly limited experience of life, but why the fuck do you people care so much
Jack is a fat, dumb, homophobic, xenophobic loudmouth with an inflated sense of self importance and a totally oblivious outlook on how the world actually sees him to the point where he harbors the delusion that the food network would even consider giving him a show. He is basically all of the worst parts of the stereotypical American rolled into one. He makes the rest of us look bad and I want to beat him with a rake while calling him a fat faggot because you know he has to be a closet homosexual to be porking tammy
stop reading the thread. nobody forces you to open this thread and read everything. are you interested in every single one of these topics and do you post on every single board? I dont jerk off to tentacle porn so I don't go to that board but I dont complain about people that do enjoy it.
>being this assblasted on a neanderthal cave-painting forum
The korean bbq he went to with his family enrages me still to this day
I'm already confused by the product. Why would you use this over a set of measuring spoons? I mean you know how much you're getting with those off the bat, with this one you'd have to slowly fill it.
>we're gonna review this spoon
>it measures the same as my scale, so it's good, review done
>next week we're gonna review this product I already have in my hands right now
Just how lazy is he?
out of all the shitty videos he's made, honestly this is the least terrible one I've ever seen. he pronounced pho properly, he used the right vegetables and starch type, understood how to get the beef medium-rare.
but a lot of shit he really fucked up that he could've avoided with better research or effort:
>making broth with beef stock instead of slow-simmering ox tail for a day
>not boiling the rice sticks for 3 or 4 minutes in hot water and then topping it with beef and vegetables
>not skimming the soup
>taking the pot off the stove and sitting around talking like a fatass instead of just ladling simmering stock into the bowl directly from the heat
it really only takes a couple of minutes for a pot to go from simmering to below-simmering heat once you take it off the stove, even if you put it right back on the same level of heat, which is not conducive to cooking raw beef
The argument applies because we like these threads. You don't have to like them, but it's just silly that you're getting mad over people enjoying laughing together over how incompetent jack is. And your reasoning is just funny
>man chokes his son so fucking hard his nose bleeds
>said all Palestinians should be napalmed
>HOW DARE YOU INVADE HIS PRIVACY AND MOCK HIM
> fitting to the board's content
> but it's just silly that you're getting mad over people enjoying laughing together over how incompetent jack is.
i'm not gonna argue that there's no emotional basis for my criticisms, nor that this emotional basis is the *correct* way to feel, but it's still true that:
- this is not about food or cooking, it's about a cook
- the reason you're posting about him is because he *can't* cook, which is retardedly unproductive
- you're much more interested in when he fucks up than the more general aspects of his cooking
- you've been doing this for years now and it hasn't really changed
it clearly takes the piss
>- this is not about food or cooking, it's about a cook
It's about the mans cooking process, and how he inevitably manages to fuck everything up. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not about food or cooking. We're discussing how he always manages to fuck food up, especially under-cooking everything.
Seriously, just hide these threads if they trigger you that much. Like it or not, they are related to this boards content. You're more than welcome to whine about it in each thread, but that doesn't mean they'll go away
Have you considered reporting and hiding the thread like any other sensible denizen of 4chan? Maybe if you whine enough to the janitor they'll kill all of these ja/ck/ thread
I don't even like Ja/ck/ threads in terms of Ja/ck/ himself, I just find the discussion hilarious.
>It's about the mans cooking process, and how he inevitably manages to fuck everything up.
and his relationship with his wife
and his son
and his views on gay marriage
and his social awkwardness when he goes out
and his fatness
disingenuous as fuck to act like it's actually about cooking. especially when most of the time you have shitmunchers seeing him put vinaigrette on a salad and going 'EWWWW OIL IN YOUR VEGETABLES HYUK HYUK THAT'S DISGUSTING'. looking through his account looking for schadenfreude moments is not respecting the purpose of the board.
that is like saying we can't reference how Gordon Ramsay is a mean person to people he criticizes. Jack makes his family part of his cooking show, he wears his unsavoury qualities as badges of honour. I do agree somewhat with you that 80% of these threads solely focus on shit slinging at him, but at the end of the day, it is a cooking themed show, and collateral banter about his character is unavoidable.
He only wears yellow. The guy looks like a lemon. He is overbearing and reeks of phoniness. Above all else though he is a good person and a devoted educator on the culinary experience.
He's probably going to record the review right after that one, but not upload it for another week. There's some bit of "wisdom" among wannabe youtube celebrities that if you post content regularly rather than dump it all at once, you'll get more subscribers/more money.
It's also funny that he's saying we shouldn't shit on jack when he uploads videos of himself going to restaurants and "reviewing" them, by which I mean he shits all over them, especially that sushi one.
>friend says it's good
>"You're just sucking up because the chefs right there! It's not that good"
He's a massive asshole
I fucking hate vloggers. Food vloggers might be the worst, but gaming/family vloggers are pretty fucking bad too. They're all just a bunch of cheapskate scammers who want so badly to be successful.
>not being a weeb on a chinese cartoon forum
>but why the fuck do you people care so much
It's entertaining, amusement, something to pass the time in between more serious tasks. Why do you care enough to harass people about it?
when I watch Jack make a meal it takes me back to my childhood, learning how to cook by watching my parents and aunts and uncles. Jack may be a bit heavier than your everyday man, but his real appeal to me is how he cooks and acts like one of us
Me too man.
I love the delicious, moist and perfectly cooked chicken he makes everytime, it brings a smile to my day.
Speaking of delicious, have I introduced you to my sauces, they're not just oversalted bland sauce, they're exquisitely undercooked.
I even made a shitty teriyaki sauce too, BAM there it is.
Now back to cooking with the Ja/ck/
I made an OC, don't bulli, it takes minutes of hard work ;D
>over 315 replies
King Ja/ck/ did it again, he is truly the living /ck/ meme. Where were you when his Cuckliness ascended to memehood?
I guess this means Jack will be severely poisoned one year from now?
At the end of this clip the Palestinian line has been edited on. The context is he is talking to other born again christians about shopping around for a new church since he recently had moved to TN. He was throwing people out for being too liberal, being in support of gay marriage, or for interpreting the bible outside of literalism (I don't think he actually believes this, but it is what he said). Then he says of his current pastor, that he was won over when during a sermon he said that Palestinians should be napalmed out of their territories so that Israel can expand into Gaza.
It is generally accepted that this means Jack is in favour of war crimes, but remembering that he is really stupid, it could also just mean that he wants a priest that does not bow to social mores (which is being extremely generous to a priest calling for civilian killings).
The interview is very awkward, because Jack hangs himself by talking about his true feels, and the other church people don't call him on anything, but just passively react with "oh, oh really? wow" and stuff like that. It doesn't really matter if they agree or disagree with him, but as a testament to his character/values it is a pretty pedantic and hypocritical view of someone who brings luscious dishes to so many viewers.
>When Payne enters the hallway, police say, he sees Davis stabbing Jo Ella with a buck knife, cutting her throat and severing her carotid artery and windpipe. The blade penetrates so deeply that it bites into her spinal cord, nearly decapitating her. Blood sheets down her dress.
Wait until you witness the nightmarish horror of Aunt Myrna
Fucking lost it at the undercooked chicken.
yeah that is an unsettling read. The core of
Christianity is forgiveness/redemption though, so, it is kind of an omnipresent tax-loop for character.
Jack jack jack.... oi vey. in my opinion the worst part about him is how he upps the volume in video for his sauce ads, but, there is a lot to pick at.
Well it's bullshit so I don't care about the religion at all. Given the brutality of it the man should have been in prison for life or frankly just executed because he confessed to the murder and there was a witness.
yeah, agreed. I more meant in the context of him being a pastor at a mega-church, you can't really throw his past crimes at him as some sort of reason not to patronize him, because he can just say that he is a changed man. And so by proxy you can't really hit jack through him, because according to jack it shouldn't matter.
but since he isn't in jail he should at the very least have to talk to jack in person on a weekly basis, maybe get some of his party snack canapes
I don't make arguments from someone else's perspective, it's up to them to convince me that their perspective makes sense... which has failed in this case. In other words, I don't consider him redeemed and certainly not someone to take life advice from in an auditorium.
Unless it's advice about killing your wife, decapitating her corpse and then getting less than 20 years for it. That could be useful.
fair enough, but to judge people from a different culture unethical by your own standards is somewhat of a fruitless endeavour. I don't necessarily disagree with you, but it is somewhat dubious/ethnocentric to say other people have to conform to your world view. (Again, fair enough if you do, you're no less right than they are). Like if you ask swingers why they cheat on their wife, they will just look at you funny, and say it isn't cheating. Absolutist morality is pretty much not a thing, but... yeah, I don't begrudge someone's ability to think a killer is a piece of shit.
like it's just fucking gross, sweetened cream cheese jello with fruits and then more cheese put on top
like, how is that fucking food?
that shit is a half-step away from those jello cocktail salads from the seventies