>there are adults who drink beverages other than water and alcohol
>There are Communists who drink beverages other than distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol
>there are shitposters who have nothing better to do with their lives
IMO, that shouldn't count under the umbrella of standard beverages. It should be a catagory unto itself, since it can't be drunk anywhere under any circumstances.
Water, tea, tisanes, and tomato juice for life, though.
And occasionally coffee, milk, or fresh squeezed/pressed juices are acceptable too.
>consuming any liquid and not condensing moisture from your environment to hydrate your liquid sacs.
>there are anons who save a King Of The Kill gif as a .jpg
>there are tryhards who do nothing but poison their body with the meme that is alcohol