Never in my life have I experienced such a luminous, diverse feast as I did yesterday afternoon.
Golden Corral has LITERALLY changed the game when it comes to buffet. Their delights touch every continent and their steak and chicken lo Mein are made fresh.
My friends, for 8.99, this place has turned the restaurant game on its head. Head on down to your local Golden Corral today!
I heard their customer service was excellent and the food is farm to table because they don't let black people touch your silverware.
>For example, the very first time I went with Bruce I was witness to "the recon." This is a real thing,
and what I am about to describe is not an isolated incident, no sirree. Humongously fat people will
literally go scout the buffet. Now, I think we all do this to some extent at a buffet, in the "Hmm,
what do they have to eat here?" glance-while-walking-to-the-table sense, but this is done with military
precision, people. I've watched with my own eyes three people, all of whom were 300 lbs+, meet briefly
and talk, then split up and go to the buffets, carefully eyeballing each selection, lips moving, fingers
pointing, as if cataloging the unearthly delights that await them, then fucking meeting back up in the
same place to discuss what they saw and plan an attack. I'm serious. They were like 10 feet away.
So again you set your second completely full plate down and go back AGAIN. I dunno what the fuck you get this
time, since you already have basically everything they serve, but on one multiplate I watched a dude walk(?)
to the salad bar and create the following salad:
1 giant ladle of blue cheese dressing directly onto the plate
Multiple giant scoops of shredded cheese on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of those weird ham cube-bits on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of bacon bits on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of boiled egg crumbles on top of this
An enormous pile of croutons
A giant scoop of mushrooms (I think this "made it healthy" because mushrooms are like a fish or something and
fish is negative calorie superfood?)
2 giant ladles of blue cheese dressing on top
Last time I went to Golden Corral the steak guy actually knew what he was doing and I was able to get a couple of medium rare steaks. Usually no matter what you ask for they give you well done.
Golden Corral food can be okay, it's the atmosphere that turns most people away. It's easy to lose your appetite if you let your eyes wander
Golden Corral's food is fucking garbage like worse than fast food levels of garbage I'm glad both locations near me went out of business because the owner of one refused to pay taxes and the other one had the sewage system literally break through the floor and flood the place because the place was built cheaply (just like their food) and was actually slowly sinking into the ground