A few times but probably only by accident.
What pisses me off is that the incompetent fuck then declares that the product doesn't work because it couldn't possibly be that his pulled pork was raw as fuck.
God, I hate this man. I was very much against people commenting on his videos to begin with because I figured he was just some idiot doing his best but I've come to realise that Jack deserves every bit of abuse he gets. As a cook and as a human being.
Who's got the webm of him felating the burrito with his jaba the hut tongue as he takes a bite
>half cup of liquid pouring out the other end
I think we can all agree on the fact tat Ja/ck/ is a disgusting excuse for a sentient being and, in all actuality, he can barely be considered human.
Is this fat retard the cooking equivalent of DSP?
THAT'S FUCKING RAW PORK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Did this dumb slob eat that?
Ugh I am really not a fan of porkchops and this doesnt help
>his twitter is still protected since the canning video
>I was very much against people commenting on his videos to begin with because I figured he was just some idiot doing his best
This is how I used to feel, too, until I watched more videos and realized he's a rude, abusive, hateful piece of human garbage. He's not just a terrible cook, he's a genuinely horrible person.
>sees 90-second demonstration video on Facebook
>thinks recipe is actually supposed to take only 90 seconds to make
He is literally retarded. No one with a normally-functioning brain would think this.
youre my fucking hero, dude.
look at him shaved.
i think it was actually called garbage stew. not even joking. it had some stupid name to it.
it was basically taking every piece of food in your fridge thats about to expire and putting it in one big stew so nothing goes to waste.
internet griefing potentially cutting into this shitbag's bottom line.
>A MINUTE AND A HALF TO POUR PRE PREPPED INGREDIENTS INTO A PAN
I don't think the problem is that he doesn't understand the recipe videos are meant to be quick promos, Jack is just slow as fuck
Has no one pointed out the irony that Jack accuses all those short videos for tricking viewers into thinking it takes 90 secs to make food because of editing (when it's really just an ideas/time/succintness issue), MEANWHILE Jack literally does employ the use of editing himself including in this video.
If he was smart he'd have done that video in realteam so it would've been 30 mins long and he'd also have something to show Food Network about being able to carry a cook. But nah, too much work.
I need to show this shit to my wife so I can finally convince her to stop trusting random self-published cooking blogs.
I fucking HAVE The Joy of Cooking, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and How to Cook Everything. Literally anything she could want to cook is in those books, and they are REAL recipes that have been tested and vetted.
Holy shit, I'm mad.
In Jack's defence Aunt Myrna is old and those sort of Jello-based "salads" were all the rage in the 60's (they were usually a joint venture between Jell-O and mayonaise companies) so it's very much a dated recipe.
Still, Jack sells it like he's serious about it being delicious instead of making it a quirky "let's look to the past" style jokey video. Also the end reaction of him eating is amazing because you can see his instant regret and absolute silence before he realises and throws out a very fake "mmm".
He fucked it up incredibly badly, and got totally rinsed in the comments because it was so unsafe. Eventually he had to delete it. Someone reuploaded it somewhere, but I don't have the link handy
God, I Ja/ck/ it on a regular basis, but this one really bothers me. You can tell he's purposely going slower than necessary to "prove a point". But there is no point to be proven...nobody who sees the videos he's referencing would think it only takes 90 seconds. He's just butthurt that those videos get so many likes and shares on Facebook while his get none.
How aware is he of us? I wish I screen capped it, I remember some faggot linking him to the daily cu/ck/ thread and he didn't seem interested. Just thought we were a bunch of hateful people jabbering. Personally I doubt he came back and I can't imagine he understands our interface.
If you look at Ja/ck/'s analytics or just his views, he's quite clearly lost a lot of momentum from his older videos.
People have just gotten wise to his lack of skills and palate and honesty those "everyman" recipes/videos aren't even that popular since shit like Masterchef, Ramsay/Khoo stuff and even Foodwishes has shown that homecooks don't have to be complete retards and can make interesting stuff.
Jack is pretty much done as a YT chef now, he's become a gimmick and a throwback in the worst way and even though he tries to modernise his show (vegetarian, health stuff) he doesn't have the skills to make it work.
He does have a new "jerk" sauce in the pipeline though (^:
I'm not gonna lie man Chef John saved me from depression.
His unoffensive, corny sense of humor and general good attitude made me get interested in cooking and not worry as much about my mess of a life otherwise.
just whipping up a batch right now, as a matter of fact
>If you look at Ja/ck/'s analytics or just his views, he's quite clearly lost a lot of momentum from his older videos.
That is patently, demonstrably untrue. See:
I used to watch jack's videos a LONG fucking time ago. Like 2007 maybe? They weren't bad, I guess, but they were just stupid simple shit. I eventually unsubscribed, but holy fuck apparently I missed out on a goldmine of shit in the process.
I don't really browse /ck/ that often, so I didn't know Ja/ck/posting was a thing. Can anyone post some of the best examples of why he's so hated now?
>this is 4 year old potato and cream soup
>mhmmmm yeah the flavor kinda changed over the years!
why wouldn't she just use butter and icing sugar as the icing base if she's going to add all the other shit? icing is the easiest thing in the world to make
Out of all the things Jack does wrong when he makes burgers (and usually it's everything) the one thing that triggers me the most is that he NEVER toasts his buns.
Absolutely fucking haram and unamerican.
This image shows the number of American Bison by year.
As you can see, at the turn of the century there were 300 American Bison in the US where once 60,000,000 roamed. The population had been decimated, destroyed by hunting and the development of the land for human use. The might Buffalo was nearly extinct.
Luckily, through unbelievable conservation efforts and a massive scale of co-operation and respect for nature rarely observed by humanity, Bison numbers have recovered.
Looking at this I wish they had gone extinct, or at the very least were still endangered so that Jack would at least be committing a crime by killing one. Although this is so undercooked that he would probably be able to find a legal loophole where it isn't technically dead so he hasn't done any damage to the Bison population.
Jack Jr is so weirdly uncoordinated. Just sort of looking through the videos and he's just so herky jerky.
Like do kids just use ipads now and don't have playdoh to learn motor skills or some shit?
well he is retarded by default because hes american and the fact that he has jack as a dad probably multiplies that by a bit
not to mention jack probably choked tammy during pregnancy so he caused jack junior to have problems due to oxygen deprivation
It's a "Jack puts an unseasoned "burger" patty on a cold and heavily oiled skillet so when it goes down it doesn't sizzle or make any noise and then just gets weirdly greasy with no crust" episode
Does anyone want to bet that any time Jack criticizes something for being "flavorless" it has more to due with Jack's unrefined palate and him being unable to register anything less than bottles of seasoning and less with the actual food
The risk of salmonella is way too high to consider eating chicken that hasn't gotten to at least 165F/74C.
If you see red/pink juices in your chicken, it needs more time, or your risk poisoning yourself and others.
this is listed under notable people in hendersonville tennessee's wikipedia page
Did you save my pic senpai?
Who's got the link to the vidme channel?
He totally fucking added that himself. Guarantee it.
It happens in every one. And yes, an anon bought the bbq kind and posted pics before. Said it was like smoke flavored jello. I was going to order some too to try the hot, but it's like 14 dollars for shipping or some shit.
Why did crack the second egg like that?????
I totally get that and it would be fine if not for the cheese. Why the fuck would you mix cheese and jello? Especially cheese as sharp as cheddar. The cool whip is another unnecessary ingredient.
>pouring everything in the middle instead spreading it out to make mixing easier
I like how Jack wears fingerless gloves when he works out
It's not surprise that Jack fails at losing weight
I randomly found this, is almost two years old but it might be of your interest my dear cu/ck/s:
>What is it about food and cooking that makes you want to vlog about it?
My mom raised us on welfare and food stamps. She was a great mom and raised three boys all on her own. She loved food, and my whole life growing up, I never once went without meat, and I never once knew we were poor. She was amazing at making sure we had variety of things to eat.
She had to be thrifty and creative, it had to be quick and easy, but still taste good. That’s when I started to get into the lazy man recipes. I don’t want to warm up a microwave dinner, but I don’t want to bake bread from scratch. I’m a lazy guy, but I love good food and good flavors. I don’t like spending a lot of money.
So I'll go ahead and say it
How do you all know he's not a troll? How do you know he isn't the one posting about himself here? Seems like a pretty sweet gig. Find a relatively untouched but populated cooking community, and get them hooked on your shitty videos that don't take any talent. Keep them coming back every time you do something wrong.
he is not even trying, the acting is horrible
No I don't. I just was asking for more efforts to the impersonator regarding his performance. It's not even funny.
I love the Jack threads but this recent shit about harassing the son doesn't sit right with me.
He already has Jack for a father. Isn't that enough?
I'll start reporting posts that specifically target the kid I think. It's not right.
just relax, Jack is getting it way worse. The only thing that happened with Jack Jr was him getting trolled a bit when he was streaming vidya on youtube and there was like 12 viewers.
YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE JOEY LIKE THAT
THERE ARE RAMIFICATIONS /CK/
YOU FUCKING HEAR ME
THERE ARE RAMIFICATIONS
YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF HIM LIKE THAT
I bet Jack has wet dreams about this guy making love to Tammy
jack jr is in for profit movies on youtube, which makes him a public figure. Jack cut his teeth in radio and knows trotting out your family makes them public figures that can be targeted. You can report all you want, and good for you I guess, but he is a faggot cuck and fair game for harassment
I did this on a backpacking trip in scouts
we had to ban it afterwards because all the lazy fucks (who look and act like this man) started making FOR EVERY BREAKFAST
it was stupid, I tried to season mine properly but it just tasted like boiled eggs and cheese with maybe some pork added in later. Not exactly appetizing but it was suitable when you're freezing your ass off out in the wilderness NOT IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN YOU FUCK
i hate it when unfun shits inevitably get involved with silly internet figures
it's all fun and games, and then a bunch of weenies come in and start sending harrassing tweets and comments and stuff
it's more fun if you just treat them like museums, look and talk amongst yourselves but don't touch
>pan fries salmon in huge amount of butter
>overrcooks and overseasons
>proceeds to boil the fish with a bunch of potatoes for an hour...potatoes are disgusting
>serves it over limp spinach with "dijon broth"
Watching the choke video right now
>he put his hand on me
>he didn't shove me or anything, but it was in an aggressive way, so I threw him down to the ground
>Then another time he put his hands on Tammy, pushed her against the door
>I took him down to the ground and I was gonna kill him, I was choking him out and screaming in his ears
>I was choking him so hard his nose started to bleed
>my pastor said we have to napalm all the Palestinians, so I stood up and asked where do I sign up
Why in the hell did he think going on film and saying this shit was a good idea?
Was filming her the greatest thing Jack has ever done in his life?
>Bible verse on your shitty sauce
This is what Jesus died for, also the verse is:
>7 “Two things I ask of you, Lord;
do not refuse me before I die:
>8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me;
give me neither poverty nor riches,
but give me only my daily bread.
>9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
Or I may become poor and steal,
and so dishonor the name of my God.
>this is my brand of barbecue sauce
>it's got a ton of seasoning, you can see it in there
>if your bbq sauce doesn't have a lot of seasoning use more
>I don't have to because my brand of bbq sauce has a lot of seasoning
>just gobs of seasoning
>I don't have to put anything else in here, since there's so much in my brand