At the end of a long, stressful week, I just want a tendies basket with ranch, bbq, honey mustard, and some of that ketchup/worcestershire/mayonnaise sauce you get at Raising Cane's and other tendies vendors.
>>7300692 I never thought these posts were real until it happened to me. It all started a week ago when my girlfriend noticed me checking out the cute girl working the register at the Arbys adjacent to our apartment. My girlfriend is a delightful little vixen herself, but they both knew what I wanted... I needed that savory roast beef with tangy Arbys sauce.
Just yesterday I came home from work exhausted and craving some roast beef. I walk into our bedroom and what do I find? My girlfriend and the counter girl curled up in a pile of beefs. They had the curly fries scattered like rose petals and were drizzling Arbys sauce all over their naked, glistening bodies. The room was thick with the scent of big beef and cheddar.
I undressed and climbed in between them, making a pillow of Hawaiian roll. Then they went to work. They layered crispy onion rings over muh nipps, then stuck muh dick in a roast beefs sandwich wit cheddur. Then they came in with teh arbyz saus AND teh horzey sous AND TEY STARTED EATIN TEH SAMMICH DOG! By nao I had to get it in dere, soz I had muh gurl start eatin beefs from the beefs if u no wut I mean and I started smashin. I grabbed an onyun rin and lined it up ovr hur arb-hole, then lubed up with horzey sus and gave her the french dic. The onyn ring got all smashed up and haf teh breddin came off but I dint give a FUCK so I grabbed it and aet it. There I am poundin dat arbooty an eatin onions wen I grab a fist o dat hair and dumped au jus on her head. By nao teh cunter girl was screaming "eat dat beef! eat dat beef!" at muh gurl, soz i grabed her feet and sturted smeering cheez on dem toez. I got up into it fer realz and sturted gruntin "I GOTZ DA MEATS! I GOTZ DA MEATZ!" and blu muh lode of horzey sous al on muh gurls back.
Then we strate fell da fuck out man, jus fel over and wez all rolled aroun in teh beefs an saus an curly friez. Ten da cunter gurl made us jamocha shakes.
I absolutely love Chicken McNuggets. There's just something about them that's so good even though I hate basically everything else at McDonalds. Also my brother is 26 and he orders chicken tenders at most restaurants he goes to.
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