Which is better, food or sex?

>>7298619
Sex. It's not even close desu senpai

>>7298619
Sex. I've never had an orgasm after eating good food.

Food. I don't get tired of eating the same pizza after 5 years.

Food. I can go a long time without good sex, but life without good food is unbearable.

Better for what?
I need food to live, but for pleasure? Food wins every time.

>>7298619

What does it matter, both are transient

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>>7298619
THE REAL STUMPER IS: CHEESE OR ORAL? Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex for the rest of your life?

Momentary pleasure or long term satisfaction?

Momentary pleasure, I've eaten two things that were better than non-disaster-but-not-top-tier sex. One was a lamb sandwich at Cafe Crema in Harvard Square, and the other a steak at a restaurant in Mobile whose name escapes me. Awesome sex is still better.

Long-term, food wins, no contest. If you have your life together, sex is way less important than it seems when you're insecure and need something to bolster your ego.

>>7298783
LV please

What does sex taste like?

>>7298619
Food, honestly

;_;

>>7298783

Sorry oral, you have to go. As much as I like you, there's just too many cheese types out there

Food. Sex has never been high on my priority list.

Food, no contest.

>>7298783
You fucking monster.

Bye oral, I never liked getting my weiner licked anyways ;_;

>>7298783
Can I still give oral?

>>7298783
Let me make a counter-offer:
I can never receive oral again,but I'm still allowed to give oral and get to eat all hard and semi-hard cheeses

Food. I am bad at sex.

Try having good sex while hungry

>>7298619
I'd have to say sex but it's a tough call

This thread has made me realize that my dream in life is to get really stoned and eat plates of gourmet delicious food while a 10/10 cutie sucks my dick

>>7298619
You can live without Sex,you can't live without food

>>7298619
Sex would win if women weren't so awful

>>7301144
This to be desu, senapi.

same

You don't need sex to survive. You need food to survive.

>>7298619
I can play with myself without a partner, but can't feed myself without food.

>>7298783
Jokes on you, fucker, I developed lactose intolerance years ago!... ;_;

>>7298619
i can do without sex. masturbation is good enough for me

that being said, im a virgin

>>7301465
It's definitely something you gotta experience at least once in your life

>>7298783
I'd give up the bops for mozz alone

>>7301189
>you don't need sex to survive
This isn't what that Elliot guy died for.

Food. I'm not in a relationship so I can't enjoy sex at the moment, but I can cook 2 delicious meals a day and enjoy the preparation and eating.

>>7298619
Right now, food. I'm currently 301 lbs and cant even see my johnson. Sex, even masturbation, is hard work and not nearly as enjoyable as it was when I was in shape. I entered into a weight loss contest with 6 friends to see who can lose the biggest percentage in 6 months. Each of us put up $300. Winner takes 75% and second place gets 30%. I'm down 22 lbs since Jan 1. Nothing motivates me like $$$

>>7301635
>Winner takes 75% and second place gets 30%
That sounds like a great idea. I'm 105% sure of it.

>>7298619
orgasm lasts 3 seconds, good food lasts an hour.
The choice is simple

>>7301676
Sex lasts longer though. The orgasm isn't even the best part of sex, it's the buildup. Good food lasts me about 5-10 minutes because I devour it

>>7298783
>implying smegma isn't cheese

>>7301724
>Good food lasts me about 5-10 minutes because I devour it
Just because you always finish prematurely doesn't mean everyone else does.

>>7301756
I puked a little in my mouth. Thanks

>>7298619
Sex with food

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>>7298619
Always.

>>7301756
>japanese girl eating smegma directly from penis.webm
Thanks for reminding me of the last time I went on /b/, anon.

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>>7301769
>Just because you always finish prematurely doesn't mean everyone else does.
>Just because you always finish prematurely
pun intended?

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>>7301879
You be the judge.

>>7301879
....obviously

>>7301656
My bad. It's 70/30

>>7298783
Fuck cheese you gay boi all bout that sucky