It's Guy Fieri's birthday today! Remember to wish /ck/'s favorite chef a happy birthday!
What do you think his special birthday meal is?
>protip: make it a dank meme picture saying "good luck and fortune" or some shit will come to you, so 4chan can "ironically" shitpost like some late 90s housewife forwarding a chain e-mail
>guy fieri wakes up on his birthday
>he looks at himself naked in the mirror
>"today is the day"
>"there's only one place in flavortown left to visit"
>saws off his left leg just below his pelvis
>smokes the leg for 18 hours, over mesquite
>guy fieri begins shredding his leg meat
>tosses his leg meat with guy fieri's root beer barbeque sauce
>serves his leg meat slider style on hawaiian rolls
>with pepper jack cheese and crazy kicked up asian-carolina coleslaw and rockin' donkey sauce
>also served as an eggroll, with sriracha mayo