What do you think of this smörgåsbord, /ck/?

fantastic 10/10

I like potatoes

>>7294508
I can't tell if it's a parody or actual Scandinavian food so good job I guess.

>>7294508

makes me glad to be american, desu. Why can't europeans cook properly?

Looks like a balanced meal using healthy, sustainable ingredients.

I bet the macros are right on point, too.

>>7294538

What's not properly cooked?

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>>7294508
I'd eat that.

>>7294871

You'd eat anything, Giada.

>>7294508
>carrots
good
>toast
good
>anchovy
great
>black olives
great
>a raw potato
no

What are the other things? A raw egg and mayo?

>>7295050
The white stuff is äʉkʉadsɛn.

The potato is potato.

gutter trash/10

>>7294508
>smörgåsbord
l-lewd
this is a blue board, anon

Deprimerande/10

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None of the desserts looked good, so I took my dessert plate and went back for seconds of the real food.

>>7295332
where does ikea serve this?

>>7295342

Isn't Ikea the same everywhere?

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>>7295050

The eggs were boiled, but not peeled, and the potatoes were cooked al dente, for that Nordic crunch.

>>7295092

>äʉkʉadsɛn

This is a new one, and google failed me.

Care to elaborate?

>>7295539

That tomato looks like it was really good.

>>7294508
Boring and bland, but filling.

Someone put a leech on your toast

>>7295141

You should probably just stick to your joey and fast food threads.

>>7294508
Curious as to what your poo might look like.

>>7295043
>>7294871
MOHZARELLLLLAH

>>7297428

It's more like, MOOTZARLELLL[trilling intensifies]AHH

>>7297452
SPAHGEH

Is this really what yuropoors eat?

>>7294508
Is that shit with rotten fish and nordic shit?

>>7298694

Anchovies aren't rotten.

Everything else aside, I could eat buttered toast with anchovies for every meal.

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>>7295332
Wtf is all that hair doing on your couch?

>>7295682
he made it up