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Do americans really do this?
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>>7293530
No, this effect was achieved through the use of motion control photography and "green screen" technology.
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>>7293530
Put food in shopping carts at the supermarket? Normally yes, unless you only plan to get a few things that will fit into one of the baskets you can carry instead.

Don't people in other countries do this? How do they take all their groceries from within the store to the checkout if they don't use a cart?
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GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
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>White bread
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>>7293530
Way too many of us do, yeah. It's less lack of education about nutritition, and more lack of education in how to prepare whole foods.
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I guess people in Northern America. In Southern US when people prepare for hurricanes, it's more like pic related
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the milk being the first thing to go is always what gets me
>we may not be able to get out of the house for days
>better load up on perishable items
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>>7293530
I work in a grocery store in Canada.
This is pretty much what most guys buy. Pretty sad really.
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>>7293530
> 3 bags of snacks
> cereal
> bread
> fruit
> drinks
> milk

Yes, Americans go shopping and get common as fuck items, why the fuck are you offended?
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I work In a grocery store in the south and literally every time any weather man gives any possible indication of snow at all, hundreds of people will flock to the store to buy bread and milk. It almost seems like a game to some people
Pic related
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>>7293561
Winning
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Yes. That cart isn't even bad, comparatively. Go to a Walmart and you'll see the most ridiculously overfull baskets of the most retarded shit.
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>>7293561
Texas reporting in and I see this all the time regardless of hurricane status
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I never understood this shit. I'd have a cart with non-perishable stuff like tuna and beans that I. Can cook on a camp stove if need be. Beer was probably my unnecessary item. Other fuckers (always the fatties) had chips and milk stuffed to the brim.

Is it because they expect everything to stay working? Do they not entertain the possibility of having power out for more than a day at a time?
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>>7293679
Two answers, really.

1) Idiots.
or
2) They already have a stockpile of non-perishables and what you're seeing in the picture is the stuff they bought for fun while they're stuck inside.
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>>7293561
Florida here, can confirm. Hurricane parties are the best.
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>>7293590
I live in a pretty cold area but how can people not deal with snow? Maybe you have to drive a bit more careful that's it
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>>7293732

I've lived in Denmark so I know all too well about driving in snowy conditions. The problem is that when you go to an area where it rarely snows and people don't have that experience.

I'm currently living in Texas. It does snow in my area but maybe only a handful of days out of the entire year. I always cringe on those days because of how many cars I see in the ditches by the sides of the road.
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Yes, we do. You gotta do something to make yourself feel better about digging out of 24 inches(60cm) of snow. And thanks for reminding me, I'm gonna see what food I can go scavenge.
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>>7293732
There isn't infrastructure for it.
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>>7293530
If I saw that at a grocery store, my first thought would be - they're having a party.

No single person buys that much crap. But thanks for perpetuating the America bashing.
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>>7293561
Texas here, this is my regular grocery haul
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>>7293563
My parents did this when we had that big hurricane in new england a couple years ago
>tfw the town lost power for over a week and the only place with a backup generator was McDonalds
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Bread and milk stockpiling is a real phenomenon in the US, outside of New York. People there horde kale in the face of emergencies.
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>>7293530
Yes, the country's economy allows even the poorest of the poor to waste monthly paychecks on artificial food cheaply made that contributes to a global pollution epidemic and the problem is that these global 'food' conglomerates are making more dough than imaginable by not only nourishing the obese and metabolically deficient but by plying their trades as course of study to colleges and universities that rely on the financial support and advertisement of these brands that in the long run can be traced to the over cropping and ripping of soil to make these very foods because if the population were suddenly cut from these trans fatty foods, by-products and conserving agents then the following would occur:
A:Earth might stand a chance and humanity might thrive and adapt to having to eat nothing but natural foods
B:the entire county would probably collapse

So I guess we rely on the Superbowl to some extent. Doritos are pretty awesome though.
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>>7293561
>budwesier
>coors
>"""""""""""beer""""""""""""
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>not having a cache of MREs in your closet
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>>7293857
I want to pet this cat
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>>7293857
>having a cache of MREs in your closet

Spotted the non combat arms pogue.
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"Do Americans.." Needs to be a bannable offense
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>>7293530
holy shit thats a lot of milk, how do they go through the much milk before it goes off?

Also I assume snowmaggedon is a blizzard and that this man will starve to death or die of malnutrition
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>>7293872
>Being combat arms.
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>>7293846
Those foods have a tremendous shelf life period despite being eaten in one sitting and I would reckon the majority of supermarkets earn a large portion of their incomes from selling these foods to the unsuspecting public. Supermarkets like Kroger and Wal-Mart would have to raise prices on healthier or more natural foods, this could easily send non-edible goods prices like cook wear sky rocketing. These markets would plummet, stocks would be ripped fast, countless jobs would be lost and the ungodly amount of energy supplied to these facilities would cease, in turn causing energy plants to cut jobs and raise electric and plumbing prices. Meanwhile these food companies would crash and resurrect under a different name in a different country, likely a third-world country struggling agriculturally and politically and by instinct these business owners would pillage the lower class individuals slyly allowing them to buy cheap food and convincing the populous to save their money for other frivolous expenditures like housing markets and automobiles, things these countries can't take care of just like the health of their own bodies and own people for that fact.
>keep in mind, dessert is not junk-food
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The last time my town had to prepare for a blizzard convinced me my family isn't worth saving. Parents went to Wal Mart to stock up and they came back with 10 large packs of peanut M&M's, a few family size packs of doritos, 5 large bottles of diet pepsi and a small packet of dry pasta.

Apparently the doritos were our main source of energy, the diet pepsi is better than regular pepsi because 'it doesn't cause weight gain so if someone has to go to the roof and signal for help the extra weight combined with the snow won't make it collapse', and we got peanut M&M's because the M&M's are kept warm by the chocolate so they won't freeze even if we get snow indoors and we can just crack the nuts out to eat something warm (instead of soup or something)
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>>7293926
>Apparently the doritos were our main source of energy, the diet pepsi is better than regular pepsi because 'it doesn't cause weight gain so if someone has to go to the roof and signal for help the extra weight combined with the snow won't make it collapse', and we got peanut M&M's because the M&M's are kept warm by the chocolate so they won't freeze even if we get snow indoors and we can just crack the nuts out to eat something warm (instead of soup or something)
Fuck off no way, no one would actually put reasoning like that into buying junk food
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>>7293926
Fucking kek.
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>>7293804
>watch them pull out their EBT card
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>>7293906
>Being every single person ever to grace a war memorial.
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>>7293926
This is inventive, made up hog wash. Completely untrue.
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I could live off whatever canned shit I have in the back of my cabinet
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>>7293596
Fuck off.
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>>7293908
But despite the lower class, homeless, incest, uneducated, countless refugees and immigrants, and garbage entertainment-induced brain dead public we begin to publicize and exploit these shortcomings to the point that the only solution to raising our spirits is turning from these people who desperately need our help, (like food for starers) and focusing on things like Snooki, Kardashians, housewives, midgets, biggest losers, dating contestants, and American Idol that lets the public "feel better about themselves" when we should feel better about ourselves by helping those who can't help themselves.
But after you've seen how much food is thrown to waste after working in a kitchen or disposal team for a supermarket you begin to realize it wasn't you who wouldn't eat your potatoes that contributed to the waste of good food.
Smart parents save enough room for the food their kids won't eat.
Oh yeah, lets not forget about school lunches. Education prices would increase and teachers would be let go, and Beverly Hills would likely resemble urban and rural poverty, slums and ghost towns.
America would quickly lose it's status of power and we would fall under serious danger to ever rising oversea armies threatening nuclear war and global jihad and entire generations after the next risking their backs for their freedom, to eat garbage.
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>2 day blizzard in DC
>Went to the store today to buy some coffee since I'm out
>Line snakes all over the fucking place
Well guess I'm going to be drinking hot water while snowed in!
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>>7293985
Best of luck, anon. I would have waited.
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>>7293982
>>7293908
>>7293846
But thank God for alcohol and tobacco.
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>be in Canada
>hear about "blizzard" in DC
>get ready to laugh at your wussiness
>find out you're expecting around 24 inches
>...
>converts to cm

Holy shit guys. Respect. Have fun shoveling.
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>>7294023

>Live in Buffalo last year
>7 feet of snow in 1 night
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>>7294032
The key word there is "Buffalo"
DC just had its first snow on the ground, about one inch, and it froze our roads solid because we are run by inept assholes.
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>>7293530
>protein, carbs and fat
Good diet, would lift with.
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>>7293736
They dont have snow tires bby
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>>7294039
have you ever thought about starting a revolution?
you should find support
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>>7293848
I'd rather had Bud and Coors than that nasty ass Guinness right next to it.
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>>7294079
Welcome to every hockey game arena
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>>7293985
go to a coffee shop and buy a bag from them
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y u do dis shite, meriga?
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>>7295083
god damn I hate america
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>>7293561
Fucking disgusting. I mean, have some actual respect and just get four 30s of miller high life and a bottle of william evan's....
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>>7294044
>milk
>protein
gb2 SS+GOMAD
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>>7295083
The only conceivable reason other than being high as shit or bragging rights is the frugality of disassembling it and having burgers for a week.
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he didn't even get the superior cheetos what a plebe
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>>7293870
MREs are not for petting.
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>>7293886
It is. The rules clearly state that racism is not allowed outside of /pol/ and /b/.
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>>7295135
>4chan anywhere
>racism is not allowed

also
>american is a race
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>>7295143
I got banned on /ck/ once for saying "chink food". The reason for ban was "racism outside of /b/" so yeah, some mods think racial slurs mean you're a racist.
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>>7294044
What else would a diet consist of?
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>>7293732
You don't even know the half of it man! Phoenix here, when it rains, even just a light drizzle, people lose their damn minds!
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>>7293836
holy shit lmao. i guess NYC is where memes go to die.
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No huge blizzard has ever kept my inside my house for longer than a day, and not because I think I'd be unable to get to the store, only because I wouldn't want to brush my car off or deal with the cold.

Are these people so scared to drive or walk in the snow that they have to stock up for literally a week? I'm from Michigan and I've never seen people freak out over a blizzard.
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>>7295152
>racial slurs mean you're a racist

It pretty much does in most cases, unless you just grew up around that sort of thing and don't know any better. If you're on the Internet and you're using slurs, it's pretty much either racism or shitposting (or both.)
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>>7295243
I do know better. I'm fucking sick of modern day professional victims being perpetually "offended." I'm fucking offended by everyone every fucking day, but it's easier politically to gain votes by telling groups of people they are being persecuted, and you can change it!

Fucking charlatans being the pied piper of retards, leading society to accept feelings as righteousness to the chagrin of common sense.


tl:dr go fuck yourself you retarded nigger faggot
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>>7293530
a nuclear assault on his bloodsugar levels. only one item that i can see isn't sugar (cheetos) and those are just fried vomit

7g of sugar in 1/2c milk. 11g sugar in a serving of frosted flakes. 14g sugar in a banana. and this is pretending like a grown man would eat the recommended serving of anything.

know what else has 32g sugar? can of coke. imagine taking a bowl of oatmeal and pouring a can of soda on it.

i honestly wonder how much sugar the average american consumes on a daily basis (i ask this as an american myself)
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>>7295258
Well you just kind of exploded on a tangent there.
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>>7295258
I'm hoping this is bait.
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Only the dumb ones buy all that sugar.

Then again, the insulin spike just might keep them warm.
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Break and milk for a snow storm was the first real life meme.

They don't even buy cheese, tomato, lettuce, or even any meat for it.

What the fuck do they do, just eat the slices of bread with a glass of milk?

I went to the storm to get some snacks for the storm, but I already have a kitchen full of chicken, rice, beans, and vegetables.
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Don't even try to take my spot.
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>>7293561
Cape Cod Mass here, we do that for hurricanes and blizzards. Just get hammered and wait for the power to go.
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if you buy anything other than canned food, bottled water, beef jerky then ur a manbabby who needs a spanking
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>>7295371
They just get it before the snow storm so if they run out in the middle of being stuck at home they already have extra.
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>>7295484
beefy jerky is amazing but it's just so expensive it's easier to just buy steak instead.
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>>7293948
>being a dead person
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>>7295426
is that on someone's private property?
what stops someone from just moving the chair?
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>>7295498
>Mr. Horrible says I don't mind, the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair.
Makes more sense to me than it used to.
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>>7295498
well you would expect to come back to a vandalized car in my hood, luckily it doesnt snow here tho
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>>7295525
so I could park my junker there and film it then get a new car?
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Bought some dried beans and peas. Got some ground turkey, bell peppers, jalapenos, onions, garlic. Already have plenty of rice, a full spice rack and just had to stock up on fresh veggies.

If I get snowed it, I'm gonna be comfy with split pea soup, chicken tortilla soup, chili and vegetable soup. It's that time of year. Fuck yeah.
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>>7293530
>not a single warm food item
Fuck man at least get some cans of soup.
Cold weather food is comfy as fuck, why put away the kiddie snacks and get some nice chili stuff, or some chicken stock.
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>>7295143
american is a nationality
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>>7295156
Gasoline.
>>7295098
There's also REAL CHEESE cheetos for Real niggas.
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There were rumours that we weren't going to be able to get bananas in the UK shortly so people started panic buying them. Don't know what the fuck they planned on doing with their metric fuck ton of rotten bananas in a week though. The majority of people are just retarded. Most of those people probably never even ate bananas regularly anyway
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>>7295135
there's no racism
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>>7293533
>>7293536

underrated kek
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DC metro area reporting in! Just went to the grocery store for a couple things. It was already crowded. People are running up and down the side walks like morons, and driving like idiot jerks. Can confirm ALL the bread, milk, breakfast cereal, squash (yes, squash), and eggs were gone. Most of the Starbucks coffee was gone (but not other brands). All of the Hellman's brand mayonnaise was gone, but not the other brands. The weirdest thing was that all sausage was sold out, but bacon looked fully stocked. I did not go down the potato chip/soda aisle, but I might go back later and check. I kind of want to see how retarded people are.
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>>7293926
>'it doesn't cause weight gain so if someone has to go to the roof and signal for help the extra weight combined with the snow won't make it collapse'
I want this to be true. I really do.
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>>7293736
Hvordan fik du greencard - vandt du blot lotteriet?
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>>7295426
>parked my car outside a neighbors house for a few days because I had nothing going on and spots in front of my house were taken
>come to find a passive aggressive note left on my windshield
>"I like parking in front of my own home, I expect your moved when I get home tonight"
Like shit nigga, you have a fucking driveway. I'm amazed people get that annoyed over someone parking on public property like that
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>>7293926
>This amount of delusion to say junk food is good
Reminds me of pic related
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>>7296146
Maryland
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>>7296334
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>>7296323
You should have left a note on his front door
"No"
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>>7296341
I just moved it since it's honestly not a big deal to me, it was just rude though. Also I don't even know the guy, could easily be a big enough of a dick to bash in my windshield, and it's not like I could prove it was him if that did happen
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>>7293530
What? Take pictures of mundane shit like the contents of their shopping cart and share it with ppl who don't give a shit over the internet? Unfortunately yes..
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>>7296365
How To Be A Beta: The Post.
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>>7293530
>Prepping for for snow storm
>Only junk food

His family won' t last a week.
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We had it bad one year when we got cut off by snow when i was really young, my dad couldnt be arsed with the scrum at the local shop and just took us to the pub for dinner for a couple of nights. The RAF ended up dropping some food to our village, and the snow was cleared of the road the day after.
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Why do Italians pretend to like this?
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>>7293543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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>>7296429
reddit forgot to lock it's doors and a mass faggot escape occurred
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>>7296397
>risking getting your car trashed over just moving your car, which I was going to do anyway since I was going out
Worst case scenario, I leave it there, tell him to fuck off, and he breaks a window and I can't prove it and have to pay for a new one.
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>>7296417
>pepperoni pizza
>one pepperoni
>$3.99
I can see why little ceasers is in business
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>>7296436
put a balaclava on and beat the shit out of his wife/kids in that case.
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>>7295083
Reminder that the restaurant that serves this only does it between midnight and 6 a.m.
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>>7295260

>lactase surrounded by protein
>fructose surrounded by fiber
>same as added white sugar to empty calorie junkfood

Nice broscience. Show me one person who got fat from eating fruit.
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>>7296334
>>7296338

>was about to go to store to pick up some red meat to satisfy craving
>deciding against it
>gonna go to wawa and hope they have breakfast sammies
>tfw monday is my shopping day, gonna be nearly out of everything
>haven't been buying much lately so stocks are all low on everything

Thanks, fuckwads. These same people, I literally know people like it, have jam-packed pantries and extra freezers for more shit they never eat.

If we have power, my options are lentil soup, eggs, or potatoes. That's about it.
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>>7296437

The prices on those refrigerated supermarket pizzas are always fucking absurd.
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>>7293530
Do what? Stock up on snack foods so if the weather gets too shitty to leave the house we can sit around and have a little party?

Yeah some people do. Normally I just get the ingredients to make a large pot of chili or stew instead.
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>>7295243
Nobody on 4chan is actually racist. They just pretend to be. If you avoid being racist, by like, saying jews aren't all that bad, or use the word "african-american" people reply to your post as if you're a troll.
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>>7295096
William Evan's? You hitting the bottle early anon?
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>>7295498
This happens in big cities where parking is already scarce. Residents spend hours shoveling out a spot, so they use that to "claim it" until the roads improve. In most places it has no legal claim, but sort of an unwritten code that your shit might get wrecked if you take a spot someone has dug out.

>>7296641
how new are you?
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>>7293926
lul
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do americans even know *how* to eat, let alone *what* to eat?

It seems they all have the palate of toddlers over there
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>>7296443
Ow the edge
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>>7293926
I don't believe you
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>>7296334
>>7296338

What Wegman's is this?


Also Maryland. The nearest store was out of zucchini and all squashes, onions, garlic, carrots, tortillas, tortilla chips, salsa, and yogurt.

Lots more (milk, bread), but the weirdest shit to me.
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>>7293536
>food
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>>7293588
>this is normal to you
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>>7293561
Dump the Coors and this is my typical haul. Beer goes a lot faster than food out in the plains.
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>>7296417
>8 inch pepperoni pizza
>the pepperoni is only like 2 inches wide
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>>7298356

I mean it's a pepperoni and a pizza, they're not wrong
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>>7296734
Maybe he's super old from before the real racists with no sense of irony saw the ironic racists and herded in thinking they had found kindred spirits.
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Everyone made me think the blizzard was gonna hit Northern KY. NOPE.

Ah well. Now I'm stocked up on soup, stew and chili ingredients.
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>>7293530
Americans don't know how to drive in weather other than sun. Seriously. Not even joking. People in Arizona freak the fuck out and drive super slow if there's a single drop of rain on the road.
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>>7293561
>desu the worst beer in that cart is the Guinness.
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>>7299285
Arizona /=/ US

A majority of the cold weather areas are used to blistering cold and snow 24/7
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>>7295540
Doing it right, the post.
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>>7296061
Freeze. Use in baking or in smoothies.
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>>7293857
Enjoy your dark matter shits
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Murrica hurr

My predicted potential disaster cart:
Fat free refried beans(2 cans a day for 2 people, better to over buy)
Canned vegetables
Tortillas(1 pack per 2 days)
Beer
Salty snack food(like nuts, to curve hunger)
Vitamins
Case of water(24 pack a day, definitely over buy)
Imodium(last thing I need is to dehydrate because for some reason I can't stop shitting)
Reup on med supplies, gauze, bandages, alcohol, peroxide, etc.
Camping propane tanks for my portable space heater

The thing is, aside from produce and almond milk this is what I normally buy, but in larger quantities. I shop for 2-3 weeks instead of one, except water which I get a ton of because it's used in so many aspects of everyday life. Even washing hands and brushing teeth. Hygiene doesn't end if the rest of the world does, you need to take care of yourself.
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>>7295502

oh damn
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>>7299755
Once hygiene starts going, in come diseases. Plus it only takes like two mouthfuls of water to brush your teeth, regardless.
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>>7299830
Exactly. I mean, in all likelihood whatever happens will last a week at most. But if preventing it requires only a minor amount of work and planning why not? Although, utilities like gas and water shouldn't be affected by a snow storm(unless it gets so cold that the water mains freeze). You can still get water, boil it, and cook food. If you have a furnace and water heater that light off of a pilot you may still be able to get heat and hot water without issue. You may not even lose power. Hope for the best prepare for the worst, I'm not laying around dirty for a month waiting for a thaw.
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>>7293926
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Why are people so obsessed with getting bread and milk before a snowstorm? There is really nothing essential about bread and milk.
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>>7300937
What are you going to do ? Drink black coffee and eat nuttela from the jar?
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>>7300937
Not according to what most Amuricans were taught by the FDA and keep repeating to their kids.
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>>7300937
Bread isn't bad, but you have to buy the right bread. Matzos or crispbread are perfect. If you want to eat other bread, you should toast it to make sure it lasts longer.

However, potatoes are way better and if you don't have at least 50kg of potatoes in your basement you should consider to kill yourself
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>>7294079
Idiot
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>>7300958

I mean, Nutella lasts longer than bread or milk and does not need to be refrigerated, so that is nice if the power goes out.
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>>7295107
kek
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>>7300937

The weather drives people fucking mad, I tell ya. They do three things, none of which make sense. First they buy bread, then they buy milk, and finally they buy gas. You're right, there's nothing to make with fucking brad and milk unless they happen to be planning on making some homemade cheese or something.

The gas is the worst though, jesus christ, WHY THE FUCK would you need to put gas in your car when you can't even get your car out of the driveway?
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>>7295555
NICE QUADS
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>>7296446
What restaraunt?
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>>7300937
You need that milk for the calcium so your bones can grow up to be big and strong you fuccboi

*Doot Doot*
Thank mr skeltal
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>>7293530
I am an American. Yes. Shit weather is an excuse for shit food.
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People eat like shit during bad weather but only so that they can tell their grandchildren how awful it was eating nothing but toast and eggs, watching Sportscenter, and not going to work during the "deathstorm" of anyyear.
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>>7293530
Yes. Especially rednecks and college students.
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>>7293896

GOMAD. Gotta eat big to get big, skinny.
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>>7293561
Na, that's how I prepare for pretty much anything (but with much better beer).
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>>7295502

It's a brand new album for 1990!
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>>7296641

Your naivete is refreshing, but I fear it cannot last.
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>>7293926
this is making me laugh way more than it should
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>>7295540
I fucking hate soup.
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>>7295540
>I bought stuff that requires electricity to prepare
>during the blizzard
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>>7295371

They do if they've never been in a real snow storm, hurricane, wind storm, tornado or flood.

And hey, that includes D.C.
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>>7296734
>>7301642

unfortunately he may just be a new 4chan user. SJW mods are making this place 100% politically correct and any non sjw views are being banned.

I made a thread yesterday asking if people here avoid or seek out restaurants that Chinese tourists go to when traveling because they have good/bad taste in food, maybe you remember it. Banned until today for racism.

The 4chan you used to know is over.
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>>7298280
I work at Wegmans in Germantown.

Shit was crazy we had 2 pallets of wood in the back and it was gone within an hour.

Water was relatively still there, but so many people buying prepared foods and sushi and shit. Bread was gone in a second. Lots of milk too.
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>>7295502
But it's snowing, so it can't Flood...
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>>7296323
My neighbor across our street parked his semi truck in front of our house on the street while he was home, so I just parked in front of his house. He then proceeded to bang on my door at 3 am demanding I move my car. On a public street
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>>7301980
Why are people so entitled? Public street is public street.
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>>7293563
Makes little sense during hurricane season, but snow storms are a different story. I drink 1-2 gallons of milk a week, so it's already likely I'm buying milk just because it's time to buy milk. Bread is similar, because I eat 4 slices a day, 5 days a week, sometimes more. Eggs I eat 3 at a time on a daily basis.

The truth is that Americans have very large French toast appetites when bad weather hits.
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>>7299755
*curb hunger
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>>7302126
>Americans have very large French toast appetites when bad weather hits.
I thought it was Chinese food familia
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why do americans prepare like it's the apocalypse
don't you guys have enough food in your house so all you need to buy is just just a few days extra food?
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>>7293549
>Not white bread
>B-but I need my big black bread shoved in my mouth
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reminds me of being a little kid going birthday party shopping

fun times
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>>7294079

canned guiness is ass
bottled guiness is ok
bud light is ass
coors light is ass

ya'll need to grow some chest hair and start drinking dark beers
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>>7293938
>ebt
>everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk
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>>7303514
>grow some chest hair
>dark beer
It's funny cause most of the people I see that are super into stouts and such are effeminate hipster faggots.
>muh double chocolate cherry faggot beer!
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>>7303514
>>7304082
beer is a pussy drink anyways, drink whiskey.
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>>7304071
>pulls out EBT
>gets 80 dollars worth of food on EBT
>then pulls out cash
>gets 110 dollars worth of beer, liquor and lottery tickets
I was actually behind this jackass at the store last month.
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I didn't buy nearly enough food.
I ended up taking a long walk in the blizzard yesterday and came back starving and ate almost all the food in the house.
I was hungry for the rest of the night.
Nothing open today except McDonalds.
Living on Chicken Nuggies
Please send fiber.
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>>7295484
>bottled water

LOL, literally throwing away money
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>>7293533
underbreaded toast
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>>7293530
>all that food
>to prepare someone for 1-2 days on not being able to drive
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>>7293530
>#snowmageddon
Fucking murican pussies, where I live we call it winter.
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>>7299755
>Fat free refried beans
why not full fat tho

dem calories for max disaster gainz
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>>7303233
the average American drinks a gallon of milk a day and eats half a loaf of bread
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>>7296338
Lol that's the supermarket I regularly shop at in D. C. I think. Looks like it at least. Giant?
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>>7295502
It's a simple message and it leaves out the whistles and bells.
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>>7306020
mostly for the boredom
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oh for sure. Thats not even that bad
There aren't any donuts, pies, ice cream.

obviously its not good, but its far from the worst I see on a daily basis at the grocery store.
Sometimes I go the store and only buy produce, a whole cart of produce. And people look at it like I'm crazy, or act like i'm some vegan smug douche, just for buying more produce than processed foods.

I'd say on average about 10% of the items in the avg american shopping basket are produce items. The shoppers aren't even all to blame, we have a major food education and availability crisis in this country
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>Dad is a prepper
>Tfw he made us all bugout bags
>tfw he has 10 boxes of MREs and a whole cellar of pickled and canned foods
>Two back up generators and a month's worth of fuel

Feels good man
We lost everything in Katrina, guess he wants to be prepared.
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Buying perishables is the whole point. You buy bread and milk at the last minute because you can't stockpile it.
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>>7305980

>not filling up the bathtub full of water

These plebs don't know how to shitstorm...
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>>7306412
We also have like 500 packs of Ramen, 50 to 100 pounds of rice and dry beans too.

Feels good as fuckkk
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>>7304088
Only women and alcoholics drink spirits tho
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>>7306425
>>7306412
wow impressive for some darkies so impressed wow
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>>7306447
What makes you think I'm a shitskin
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>>7306452
if katrina effected you then the "n" word applies to you, dont care what color you are, enjoy your ramen and irrational father
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>>7306420
Back in '89 my dad and grandfather actually did this to prepare for hurricane hugo. They were both pretty skilled in survival prep and knew that fucker was going to tear the region a new one and know power, phones and water out for at least a couple weeks.

And it did-- so while everyone was fighting at the grocery store the day before the storm hit or lining up up for water after, we were stocked up on propane, water and all sorts of food and having a great time camping out in the house. Only part that sucked was the day after when we had to help clean up the fallen trees from my grandparent's yard.
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>>7293549
>muh artisan bread shitposter
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Do you guys seriously not realize that you can just put milk outside if it's a snow storm?

"Power goes out, what should I do with my items that need to be stored in cool temperatures?!?!"
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>>7299233
While I doubt that's the case, you have no idea how much it warms my heart that somebody else understands this.

Pre like 08-09 or so, it was all ironic edgemasters. Modern day 4chan is completely full of stormfront agents and newfags too stupid to understand the humor or that the cartoonish representations of people with all points of view on the site are accurate depictions of the public in general.
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>first job, shitty supermarket but making more money in a week than i've ever seen in my life
>rent is cheap where i live
>end of week get paid
>spend most of it on beer
>the rest on snacks and snacks and snacks
>invite brother over
>play video games all night and live off snacks until monday

felt gud man
not even fat, who doesn't want to buy a trolley full of junk food?
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>>7298280
>>7306195
pics were from my brother in glen burnie.
it's either the s main chapel way weggies or the mcgaw rd one.
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