I legit paid $13 for a cup of this once. The guy who made it was sweating profusely even though it was cold in the shop. I'm talking dripping with sweat. I would've sworn he was dying of malaria in the tropics or something. And he wheezed. Every other word he would make this disgusting sucking sound: "And EUUUUUGH these particular EEEEEEUUUUUGGGGHHHHH beans were picked in EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Madagascar by EEUUUGH EEUUUUGH lepers."
It took him like 15 minutes to make the coffee and explain to me the process, the coffee, and the name of the African child who was responsible for harvesting the beans. I said that the whole setup kind of looked like a bong, which he didn't find very funny. After all this I drank the coffee, and I couldn't really say that it was better than regular coffee I make at home. I don't have the most refined palate, so maybe its wonders were lost on me.
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