>blizzard on the east coast this weekend
Anyone else plan on ordering pizza this weekend? I plan on setting up multiple ice traps around my neighborhood where I know they will pass through. Then I plan on not tipping and calling up to complain about my pizza being too cold. The only question is what kind of pizza should I order?
You can actually get in some pretty big trouble and sued like crazy if any one caught you doing that and it would cost you a whole lot more than a $12 pizza. Hopefully they don't close your school so your plan is ruined and you get math homework on a Friday.
>Hopefully they don't close your school so your plan is ruined and you get math homework on a Friday.
>mentioned the weekend
Maybe you should go back to school since you clearly can't read. I hope you get caught in one of my ice traps, you idiot.
I did something similar to this on accident a few years back. We used to have a 1/2 mile long driveway with somewhat deep ditches on either side. Long story short, we ordered pizza during shitty weather. Driver drove off the side of the driveway, fucking their car up something fierce. Walked up the driveway to retrieve pizza. Left driver crying as they waited for a truck to pull their car out. Enjoyed the pizza while watching spongebob with my niece and brother.
>>I plan on setting up multiple ice traps around my neighborhood where I know they will pass through.
>there are probably Americans from the west coast and the south that think that people do this