My wife is mad at me

>>7290544

Being a cheap fuck is setting a bad example for her kids

>tripfag
>posting five guys and shitposting about off topic crap

Fuck off.

I would have carried the cheese myself but it would have melted in my pocket and that would have been gross. I feel like I'm in the right for the purse idea.

>Not cheap enough to go to McDonald's or Wendy's
>Too cheap for the upcharge at 5 Gays

I'm not sure she's mad, just re-evaluating her life choices.

If they were slices of "american" then she should divorce you because you're a cheap and classless faggot.

If they were cheddar or some otber real cheese then she has no reason to be mad and you should receive a blowjob for your excellent foresight.

>>7290553
this
fastfood trash is a waste of money and by the time you get the combo and pay tax you damn near could've gone to a buffett somewhere

you're not managing your money well

>>7290544
Does your wife have a concealed carry permit for the cheese slice, hmm?

>>7290682

>he thinks cheddar is a real cheese

Do you also think bud light is a real beer?

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>>7290595

You can't fucking be serious...

Just....just no....

>>7290544
Your wife is not really mad at you. She's mad at herself for marrying a guy who would do something like this and drag her into it.

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>>7290887
damn son

>>7290544
This sounds like something Jack Scalfani would try. Are you Jack Scalfani?

>4chan has become this easy to troll
Damn, it's not like OPs bait was even good.

>>7290755
>tries to sound classy by shitting on cheddar cheese
>doesn't realize that there are very fine cheddars and not just the orange kind that his mom puts in his macaroni and cheese

>>7290906
Not forgetting that even normal cheddar is delicious and deserves its popularity

I don't see anything wrong with this.

She should be glad she married someone smart enough to see past the overcharging for shit tier cheese.

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>>7290553
>her kids

>>7290902
From what I've seen, its mostly /ck/ thats this easy to troll, on most other boards there would have been at least 3 instances of the bait fish being posted.

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>>7290544
>made her carry cheese slices in her purse
This is bait, right?

>>7290883
Hi...... Reddit......!........

What a cheap guy!, so you make her carry popcorn and a microwave to the cinemas?

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>>7292787
>not just taking spaghetti
literally the perfect movie snack

me and my gf would go to a mexican place, but they would use shitty cheese, so she would bring some extra sharp cheddar and we would order a bean burrito with no cheese and also ranch for the french fries (they didn't have ranch for some reason but fucking fries)

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>>7290544
Is this you? Shouldn't you be raiding?

>>7292637
>implying someone posting their downvote fish doesn't count as taking the bait

>>7292787
>going to the cinema
>not just renting movies from the library

>>7290544
>>>/adv/

>>7290553
>being cheap is bad
good goy

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>>7290963
>thinks "normal" cheddar is yellow
IT'S FUCKING WHITE

>>7290544
Does your wife's son, approve of your faggotry?

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>>7290544
just get yourself a man bag
that way you can carry your own cheese